Jacob Huffman

Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets? 🎶😭 There are no kidnapping victims inside my suit pocketssssss🗣️🎶😭 I cannot stop laughing. 😭😭😭😭#Afromantrial @ogafroman

My conspiracy theory is that Afroman had a rich benevolent backer like Hulk Hogan had Peter Thiel except it’s fellow Ohio resident Dave Chapelle

Those cops in Ohio should sue the lawyer who suggested they sue Afroman. They'll lose that case too but it'll also be funny.

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Yup

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10

The Dead Sea Scrolls, discovered in 1947, contain Old Testament manuscripts over 1,000 years older than previously known copies. When compared to later copies, the text was nearly identical. God preserved it through the centuries, just like He said He would (Isaiah 40:8).

Alexander the Great burned his boats upon reaching Persia. His army then realized: Either win the battle or die trying. They won. Men become very dangerous when winning becomes a need.

Les deux coupables du même forfait. L’homme depuis il a perdu son taf , fait profil bas et essaie de se faire oublier , la femme est invitée dans tous les podcast et a fait la couverture du Times magazine. Ah ce monde patriarcal.

Valuable to note that virtually none of the "Mormon wives" are "Mormon" and only a few are even "wives."

This is so true. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve walked into a sports bar and they have lacrosse on ESPNU on TVs when a MEGA sporting event is on Happened last Friday during conference tournament weekend. They looked at my like I was speaking Alien

Really cool moment tonight postgame after VCU upset UNC. VCU head coach Phil Martelli Jr. made a point to shoutout the student reporters that made the trip. Lots of great stuff this time of year, but this was a really awesome, genuine exchange.

it's amazing how much of the economy is just money laundering, smuggling, fraud, and scams.

“In the same way, there is more joy in heaven over one lost sinner who repents and returns to God than over ninety-nine others who are righteous and haven’t strayed away!” Luke 15:7 NLT

Add Kevin McPale

The last guy you wanna see if you’re stepping on a court this March

If he manages to use the looming energy crisis to ram through nuclear power we will actually be back and I will eat my shorts

HELLO SATURDAY!!!!

Wild In 1990, zero states had obesity rates over 20%. Now, no states have obesity rates less than 20%