Agwaonye Samuel

“Chike, enough time has passed and now I’ll tell you your reality, your Career is about to be ru!ned for good and you’re about to l0se a lot. Most of your bookings are wedding bookings and you charge about 60-80 million per booking, now nobody is going to call you for wedding again…….” - VeryDarkMan sends a very strong message to Chike

@hotiiofficial Weight distribution.

Gym people, can someone explain to me why the dumbbell on the left feels heavier than the one on the right even though they both weigh 20kg?

@dammiedammie35 All those things happened to him and he didn't know to drive like he had sense.

Omoh, people are going through a lot o, one Maruwa guy h!t my friend’s GLE bumper today, he came down and started cry!ng that police just released his tricycle after collecting 20k from him(extortion) and that’s all the money he has made in 3 days after fixing the Tricycle, he almost tore his pockets while trying to show us that he doesn’t have any money while still cry!ng, I ended up giving him 10k… he almost ran m@d cos of happiness 🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

EFCC's Hospital Arrest: When Law Enforcement Violates Due Process

@Iyoaiye_ Holding knife like that in a student environment is psycho. Her child should be expelled.

She allegedly came to stab a teacher simply because a pupil splashed urine on her child. In the process, she destroyed the phone of a teacher who was recording the incident and also tore the teachers’ dresses. #Kaybobo #IKOgbonna

@Junoonyaar 1

@ekundayool65148 @aproko_doctor @walegates @officialEFCC @Fmohnigeria @nighealthwatch Hence why innocent people should die? Listening with less than half a brain, you are too dense to have an opinion.

@aproko_doctor @walegates @officialEFCC @Fmohnigeria @nighealthwatch Stop ranting aproko, doctors are not above the law, why did the cmd refuse to grant them the audience when he was summoned twice?

What happened at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital yesterday is a national disgrace and must not be treated lightly! Calling on @officialEFCC to promote lawful conduct; to publicly call the officers involved in the act to order, @Fmohnigeria @nighealthwatch to protect our healthcare system, and the presidency @NGRPresident and @NGRSenate to look into this, so this doesn’t happen to any healthcare worker again. @UN @WHO @WHONigeria @UNICEF_Nigeria Justice must prevail. Say NO TO VIOLENCE AGAINST MEDICAL PRACTITIONERS. Enough is Enough.

@luv1bun This right here is why you don't have kids with just any woman. Some can't actually think.

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

Nope. There are guys it genuinely can’t happen to because through experience they’ve learned to vet out the whores.

@Verterex_Prop Turbo 4-cylinder, nah I would rather think about mdx of the same year.

Think about this 2023 Lexus RX350 before you sleep

The fiancé has probably spent millions on her bride price and marriage lists, spent millions on the wedding ceremony, and paid for the venue, DJ, her wedding dress and other arrangements. After him losing millions, she decided to call off a wedding that was supposed to take place in two days which she didn't sponsor but guess who's offended? Her! Her concern isn't the millions her fiancé wasted or the people who he invited who traveled a long distance for the wedding and booked a hotel close by. Her concern is the family of her fiancé who didn't reach out after disrespecting and disappointing them while leaving them stranded. After wasting millions, they're supposed to call and beg her to marry him. Main character syndrome is a red flag you should never ignore in a woman. You can tell how much her fiancé tolerated throughout the relationship. You'll know he was the one always begging in the relationship to keep it going. At the end of the day, she lost nothing. It's her fiancé who lost millions trying to marry a foolish woman who never loved him from the start. If he allowed her to equally spend for the wedding, she won't wake up one morning and cancel it because women are loyal to their own sacrifices. If there's something to learn from this, it's to make women invest equally into anything that involves both of you. Never be the only one investing in a union. The one who invest the least in a relationship has nothing to lose and determine how the relationship will end. Always remember; Women are more loyal to their sacrifices than a man's sacrifices.

@john322226 If you decide to overlook the electrical issues.

Anytime I see this GLE, I always send thumbs up to the owner. Ngl, Mercedes cooked with this car fr

@Bigdaddyvinz_ Unedited vs edited, bad pose vs good pose. This has nothing to do with low-cut.

Low cut can upgrade any man from a 6 to a 10 instantly....no debate

APC emergency meeting this morning: “How do we infiltrate NDC?” 😂😂😂 Chairman: “We used Abure to destroy Labour Party.” Answer: “Obi don comot.” Chairman: “We used court cases to destabilise ADC.” Answer: “Obi don comot again.” Chairman: “So what do we do with NDC?” Silence. One man raises hand: “We infiltrate it.” Another man: “With who? Every agent we sent before, Obi recognized and left before they settled in.” Another silence. Senior adviser clears throat: “Oga, this man is not staying anywhere long enough for us to corrupt it. By the time we recruit somebody, pay them, position them and file the court case, he don already pack him load.” Tinubu sighs. “So we are fighting a man who moves faster than our lawyers?” “Yes sir.” “And he is taking Kwankwaso with him?” “Yes sir.” “And the Obidients are following him to every new party?” “Yes sir.” Long silence. “Order more rice and bags. We need to buy more people.” 😂😂😂 The 2027 election is simple. It is owners versus thieves. And the thieves are currently in an emergency meeting because the owners just found a new house they cannot locate yet.

@Pharmacio001 @ADCVanguard_ Mixing a lie with the truth, so people would think you saying the truth. That is gutter behavior.

Nigerians, please judge this case between consensus and direct primaries in the ADC. Atiku demanded a consensus arrangement, but Obi said no—he doesn’t believe in that and influenced others to reject it. Atiku later called for direct primaries, and again Obi said no, claiming he doesn’t have enough members to compete with others. Peter Obi want a free ticket, where he would be picked, and secondly be allowed to handpick Kwankwaso as his VP candidate. The ADC has certain rules and regulations. There’s no way you would be handed a free ticket and still be allowed to choose a VP by yourself—it’s not POssible.

@Hon_speaker1 @instablog9ja Atiku doesn't want primaries, he wants consensus. Don't twist the narrative

@instablog9ja We all know from beginning that this marriage can not work 😔 Atiku is selfish Obi hate competition 😒 always trying to avoid primary. Looking for easy route I think they are both destiny to fail

Rabiu Kwankwaso and Peter Obi set to defect to NDC — Kwankwasiyya

@instablog9ja Suffering and smiling, but they want more people to join.

Army sanctions soldier over claim of poor feeding

Science and Technology Vs Fasting and Prayers

@shelovesore @falafolosho My first solo movie at the cinema, "meet the Robinsons" I paid 200.

@falafolosho There was a time it was 500, I remember my mum taking us that time

You guys should go to cinemas, those places are empty, people are not going to watch movies at the cinema anymore, and I don’t even blame them honestly. 1 movie ticket is about 15k, apart from popcorn Let’s say you’re on a date and you’re paying for 2, that’s already 30k Now include popcorn for two, that’s about 8-10k Everything will be about 40k. All this excluding transportation Imagine going to see a movie for almost 50k. Omo