Jackson Harris

@senditldn @NickAdamsinUSA This is a factual and true story

@NickAdamsinUSA The film reviews are so bad you’re having to make up whole stories 😂🤡 sad little man

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@its_ChrisTho @j_fishback “If they didn’t own slaves, they came from a household that did” A lot of my family that fought were poor farmers from Alabama. No slaves at all. This was the reality for 95% of whites in the south. They fought for their homes, thankfully we can look back and say slavery was bad

@j_fishback They were also racist slave owners, and if they didn't own slaves, they came from a household that did. They also fought to preserve slavery. This is an objective fact. That alone, these people should never be honored or praised ever again. But here you are, doing just that.

The “usual suspects” are upset that I included footage of a Confederate memorial in Marianna in my announcement video for Florida Governor. Let me be crystal clear: Confederate soldiers were fathers, husbands, brothers, and sons. They hailed from towns like Marianna and Madison throughout the Panhandle. They are part of Florida’s story because they were Floridians. As Governor, I will protect every Confederate statue and monument, and I will never let anyone erase their names from history.

@ucfchrisw @j_fishback The confederates were many things, but not traitors. Virginia for example decided by popular vote to repeal its ratification of the constitution and secede from the union, something only made illegal in 1869. Virginians were loyal to Virginia.

@j_fishback Yes, my favorite is when Republicans stand for the treasonous traitor losers of the Confederacy and defend their monuments put in place during Jim Crow to intimidate black people. If that’s something your proud of then that’s all anyone needs to know about you 🤷‍♂️

Yes, because I will *never* let the Democrat Party tear down our monuments or erase our history.

@FrozenTundraSun @ALegendaryDrops Long swords are actually really easy. All you need to do is masterstrike if you lack the skill to do anything else.

@ALegendaryDrops Kcd2 combat sucks balls. The enemies lunge at you like fucking tomahawks, while you flail around. Longswords or halberds just flat out suck because the range doesn't work. Get a SoSV and a shield and you can obliterate everything. H2H btw sucks too - no impact, floaty, oily.

Funny thing about KCD combat. I hated it, I sucked at it, and as I continued to play I realized you grow with Henry. You level in player skill at the same rate as Henry's skills. By the end, you're skilled, Henry is a god, and you realize its less a game than a journey.

@AaaelEf33461 @MemoryMedieval What makes monks perverted? They devote their life to God… pretty neat if you ask me

@MemoryMedieval Being a secluded pervert with a circumcised haircut and surrounded by the same is… “cool”?

Being a monk in Wyoming would be cool but..

@sugarbets_ @plzbepatient The United States is a free market country. Profit drives many facets of business here. So yeah, the issue is there’s no incentive to build.

@plzbepatient I think your question defines the problem. “Oh no, what will the poor developers do for profit???”

@Ekulgar05 @ALP45DP_gamer Terrible take Most should be blue

@ALP45DP_gamer fixed it for you

Map of which countries should be republics or monarchies

@TonyHinderman @Slatzism All you said was brown curly hair I know many other anglos with brown and with curly hair

@jack5onharris @Slatzism She's Turkish! 😂 Idk why foreigners who real racist Americans would fucking HATE keep trying to act like they're part of the team. It's almost pathological

you’re a white guy and you made this yourself in your own home. doesn’t that support the argument that you don’t, in fact, need to import infinity indians to make the slop for you

@TonyHinderman @Slatzism What’s wrong with brown curly hair?

@Slatzism The irony of saying this as a woman with brown curly hair, girl they don't want you either 😂😂

@SamCarterCS @UpdatingOnRome Grand Tactician? Heard bad things about it

@UpdatingOnRome Would appreciate a update when you’ve played a bit of it man, will definitely check it out. Another game in a similar style is The Civil War 1861-1865, and with a dlc you can play as an officer of either side of the war and work your way up through the ranks, highly recommend

I am going to play this.

@GrenkiDesuNe @soh_toa @brahmit_Aatma You are a weeb from India Cursed with one and decided to voluntarily make yourself even more disgusting This is an American app you’re using. The USA has done much more than India in advancing humanity.

@jack5onharris @soh_toa @brahmit_Aatma I study many languages so I can, for instance, talk down on anglomongrels such as yourself in your mother tongue🤣🤣🤣

Interesting correlation to the average IQ by country map. 🤔

@JasonWe96009473 @DelusionPosting Depends on the parentheticals

@SethYefrican @WanjiruNjoya @Chazperin “He resigned his commission and took up another in defense of his home”

@jack5onharris @WanjiruNjoya @Chazperin Cute. What color uniform is wearing up there?

Immigrant academics now preach that Robert E. Lee was a traitor to America. "Gen. R.E. Lee was the son of a cavalry general in the American Revolution and the nephew of two signers of the Declaration of Independence. His wife was the great-granddaughter of Martha Washington."

@SethYefrican @WanjiruNjoya @Chazperin Virginia ratified the constitution with the exception that she could leave the Union if she felt harm. He resigned his commission, and took up another in defense of his home.

@WanjiruNjoya @Chazperin Yes correct George Washington was a traitor to the British Empire. Lee was obviously a traitor to the US as well. What are you on about? Do you not own a dictionary? They’re free online.

@GrenkiDesuNe @soh_toa @brahmit_Aatma You’re using the English language and not the drivel from the subcontinent.

@soh_toa @brahmit_Aatma >pulling up data from 20 years ago The most high IQ nationality by the way🤣🤣 You're all mixed with pisslim uighurs by now India all the way🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

@greedy_bees @Abadprofile @RealJarTaylor It is not DEI to prioritize Americans If there isn’t a large supply of foreigners willing to work for cheap then more Americans are hired and they pay the income tax

@Abadprofile @RealJarTaylor First of all why do they have to pay? Isn't this DEI based citizenship? Business owners are allowed to recruit freely, globally. The question becomes - do you want those workers to pay income tax in US or elsewhere

A one-time fee? What a joke. $100,000 isn't even pocket lint to the giant companies that hire H1B scabs. Get serious, Donald.

@say__shisui @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate Ich spreche Deutsch But yes please keep assuming

@jack5onharris @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate You speak English because it’s the only language you know. I speak English because it’s the only language you know. We are not the same, no respect for this app neither.

@say__shisui @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate You’re just a weeb dawg You’re speaking English on an American app, show some respect

@jack5onharris @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate French food is just not known from other than French and is especially good at elite (by far the best in high quality gastronomy). That being said if u want a country to call better than France in terms of food and not sound like u have no culture u should mention japan instead

@say__shisui @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate I would say the USA is the best. “Low quality history” yeah, we’re a New World country with less *civilized* history. French food is great, but Italian is certainly better. Been and had both. What are you basing that off of? As a US citizen, money is not the only concern,but sure

@jack5onharris @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate My country but some could argue that Italy or Japan etc is better) but that USA is dogshit. The fact is USA has a low quality history and a low quality history. No gastronomy, only value is money, everything is superficial. 2/2

@say__shisui @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate To their occupation. France has less history than ancient Mesopotamia - does that mean ancient Mesopotamia had better values?

@say__shisui @just_s_bear @ShitpostGate “Have more history” I mean yeah, many of those nations have been civilized for longer than America. I’m not debating that. That has nothing to do with morals. And what would France be without US intervention? Even if the Soviets managed to win w/o lend lease, France would fall 1