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@paneru06 @Acyn You shit in the streets, no one cares

Now you’re out here doing weak dad jokes at a state dinner like a dementia patient who just learned how to read a teleprompter. “Dare I say” dare I say your empire’s been a corpse for decades and you’re still larping as relevant while Camilla looks like she’s one gin away from another horse impression.

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

@SeanSheehanBA They’ll take your potatoes back off you if you carry on

Zero undisputed UFC title fight wins

@currs_desk ohhhhhhh bud bud bud bud

@yna_eddy @AdrianKD3 @I_amMukhtar Hence why he got a standing count

@jacko73212 @AdrianKD3 @I_amMukhtar ropes held up fury 6 times in that sequence joshua never had to run from usyk like that

Oleksandr Usyk said that he has fought both Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury, and he believes that Anthony Joshua would win if they fight.

@yna_eddy @AdrianKD3 @I_amMukhtar Didn’t get dropped, it’s called a standing 8 count, standing and dropped are pretty much the exact opposite. You must be new to boxing

@AdrianKD3 @I_amMukhtar fury also got dropped by usyk joshua didn’t 🤷🏿‍♂️

@Microinteracti1 What a shithole

Two Europeans arrived in America having spent fourteen months being told by MAGA accounts that European civilisation was collapsing. The streets of Paris, rivers of crime. London, a caliphate. Oslo presumably reclaimed by wolves. JD Vance, a man who looks like a thumb that went to Yale and still couldn’t find a personality, flew to Munich to personally inform European leaders that their continent was dying. They listened politely, the way you listen to someone at a party who has had too much to drink and needs to feel important. MAGA trolls spent years warning that Europe would soon speak Arabic, that the cathedral spires were coming down, that sharia was six months away. This from a country where Muslims make up roughly the same share of the population as in Europe, give or take two percentage points. A detail that has never troubled anyone posting at 2am in a Punisher skull hoodie, eating a gas station burrito, lower back destroyed, credit score in freefall, absolutely certain the problem is Oslo. But America has the highest GDP in the world. The highest. MAGA men twerk to this number every morning like it personally pays their medical bills. It does not. It does not pay anyone’s medical bills. That is, remarkably, the entire point. But the number is big and big numbers feel like winning, which is lucky, because winning is now the only thing you can afford. “Honey, I need to call my congressman and find out how high our GDP is this morning.” She has already left. So these two Europeans flew across the Atlantic to witness what all that GDP looks like with human eyes. The shining city. The paradise. The country that spent fourteen months laughing at Europe’s crumbling civilisation while its own bridges were held together by institutional optimism. And what a civilisation. So advanced it projects power across the Middle East with carriers so expensive that a Shahed drone costing four hundred dollars, assembled outside Tehran by a man eating a sandwich, sends the entire vessel sprinting back beyond a thousand kilometres. To drop six bombs on anything, the jets refuel three times and fly the distance from New York to a different geological era. Ukraine has been swatting these same drones like mosquitoes for two years with equipment from a military car boot sale. The most expensive navy in history needs a thousand kilometre running start. Then Zelensky called. He offered to protect the oil refineries, keep prices from two hundred dollars a barrel, and stop American soldiers catching Iranian missiles with their bodies. Trump said no. Flat, cheerful no. Whatever was on Fox ranked higher. His cholesterol was doing its best to make the decision for him anyway. Part 6 of their honest impressions is a Philadelphia subway entrance actively decomposing. Grey liquid of unknown origin weeping down the walls. Broken glass overhead. Tiles that haven’t seen a mop since Carter was explaining stagflation to a nation that had stopped listening. The whole thing radiating the energy of a place where something went wrong in 1994 and the report is still pending. Their verdict, delivered with the hollow expression of people who just watched their worldview collapse into damp Philadelphia tile: it looks like a horror film. Literally a horror film. Fourteen months of lectures. The highest GDP in human history. Carriers that sprint from a drone worth less than a second hand Kia. A broad face with beard who flew to Europe to announce its death. A president who was offered a chance to protect his own soldiers and said no thanks. And the first thing America showed them was a subway auditioning for The Last of Us. It didn’t need to prepare. Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1

@wellnessforuk @TRobinsonNewEra By walking down the street drinking Stella and pissing up buildings. Fair play

@TRobinsonNewEra time to take back our country from the invaders and corrupt elites may 16th can't come soon enough remigration is the only way to save britain for our children. see you in london.

On may 16th 4 nation 1 kingdom will descend on London . Unite against the corrupt establishment . Unite for Britain 🇬🇧 unite for your children

@Neccccy These cunts that love the USA so much have no chance of moving there because they don’t have the skills required to get a visa hahahahahahahahaha. Worshipping from X instead

Do you want Trump to humiliate and embarass the life out of Starmer on the world stage?

@Maxtothearcher @silenteyeso9 @GrokieMuppet @LaurenWitzkeDE @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Sub 10 iq yank

@silenteyeso9 @GrokieMuppet @LaurenWitzkeDE @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Sub 80 iq Pajeet

This Jewish doctor says that white births falling below 50% is a “historic milestone.”

@Maxtothearcher @Imgutc2 @LuckyHeronSay I love that you were that angry you went through my posts and started replying to them hahahahaha. Watch that blood pressure Mr. Pea brain, would you like to do some deep breath exercises?

@Maxtothearcher @Imgutc2 @LuckyHeronSay Yank cunt spotted. Please go through the rest of my profile and reply to the rest of my posts, I love laughing at shitty yank insults.

Dear Donald Trump & America You are not cool. You are not the good guys. You live in a fucked up Top Gun movie. You believe the self-hype that America is somehow highly revered across the globe. You are not. Like any bully, you are despised. Sincerely, The Rest of the World.

@Maxtothearcher @Sneak0o You worship a paedophile, that’s pretty cringe Mr. pea brain

@jacko73212 @Sneak0o Cringe

NYC gangster threatens SNEAKO live on stream after camera gets pointed at him 👀

@Maxtothearcher @AtlasCarson @LuckyHeronSay Great, great banter. Is that American humour? Absolutely hilarious

@jacko73212 @AtlasCarson @LuckyHeronSay Australia? You mean new India?

@kor1980 @AdameMedia

@AdameMedia Are you fucking stupid? The US was minutes away from blowing Iran off the map. Iran caved 2hen they blatantly said there would be no negotiation. You really are a dumb motherfucker!

BREAKING: IRAN CELEBRATES! Iranians across the country have taken to the streets to celebrate the DEFEAT of the US and Israel

@RsngShock @MadelaineLucyH Yeah I was furious. I can just tell a pedo from a mile off and my suspicions were correct. So why do you get sexual satisfaction from cartoons of children in suggestive poses?

@jacko73212 @MadelaineLucyH so, i got you so mad that you decided to see who i followed? Checked and the top of my follower list is mara's alt. whose character is based on her actual appearance. lmao. telling on yourself.

Americans are so cute with their heritage stuff. Here in Europe you stop claiming heritage from somewhere after about 3 generations. If I went to Belgium and went 'I'm actually Belgian, my great, great, great great aunt lived here!' they'd be like :) ok weirdo

@ProcreationWins @mark_slapinski

@mark_slapinski If the straight is open then how did the US lose? You imbecile

History was made tonight. The United States LOST the war in Iran.

@RsngShock @MadelaineLucyH Just clicked on following and they were the first to pop up, don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out you’re a wrong’un

@jacko73212 @MadelaineLucyH damn, haven't posted lewd loli in a while. made you that angry to dig that deep, huh? i just like short petite women.

@RsngShock @MadelaineLucyH Absolutely. Can I ask a genuine question? Why do you think you get sexual pleasure from cartoons of school children in suggestive poses?

@jacko73212 @MadelaineLucyH aggressive little southern limey, aintcha?

@HadriansArch @RRenaud613956 @RetroCoast

@RRenaud613956 @RetroCoast Burn in hell with the leaders of Iran HAHAHAHA

@TrumpTruthOnX Do as Israel tell you

A big day for World Peace! Iran wants it to happen, they’ve had enough! Likewise, so has everyone else! The United States of America will be helping with the traffic buildup in the Strait of Hormuz. There will be lots of positive action! Big money will be made. Iran can start the reconstruction process. We’ll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just “hangin’ around” in order to make sure that everything goes well. I feel confident that it will. Just like we are experiencing in the U.S., this could be the Golden Age of the Middle East!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP (TS: 08 Apr 00:01 ET)​​​‍​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍