Jacob Bundgaard

@Markbuschn @FCBarcelona Pls, han spiller med nr 16

@FCBarcelona yamal og fermin med nr 10 gg @jacobbn98

Feel the energy.

god i have the best fucking ideas

2026

We live in a panopticon. Every day, we pick up our phones. The exact time is recorded. What apps we open, in what order, is recorded. Who we message first, and what we message, is analysed. Typing patterns. Open social media. “Good morning! Based on 481 data brokers’ recommendations, here’s the content which maximises our internal tradeoff between preference discovery via ambiguity reduction and engagement to maximise usage time for advertisers. It doesn’t matter if you engage or not, if we can force you to see certain things that may or may not ruin your day.” Apple watch. Yep, I’m still alive. Good thing my health data goes straight to reinsurers so they can more accurately predict my death. Have breakfast. Smart fridge which automatically buys groceries on Amazon when it detects I’m running out of food? Lol. I’m glad i don’t have one of those, that sounds SCARY! I make a coffee using my nespresso machine. As I do, my electricity usage spikes. 1500W. Right on schedule, as the energy grid perfectly knows my consumption pattern. Get in the car. Of course it’s not an electric car, they’re just selling data to China. But it is an automatic. Does it have a gyroscope which measures my acceleration, breaking and cornering? Does it measure my speed? Does it have a GPS and records everywhere I go? I’m not thinking about that right now. I arrive in to work. Sign in to Microsoft 365. Something something privacy policy accept. I’ve never heard of OpenClaw before. But if I had, I would wonder how it’s going to compete against Copilot when every single mouse movement inside Windows, and Office, goes straight to Bill and Melinda (Çevir

Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited

We're getting to the real good stuff now

easily one of the best sample chops of all time

is this some sort of joke

Moment of the Game:

Nike admit 'bulging' £135 England World Cup shirts have a problem and 'fall short' of standards - after they employed AI for 'high-tech' design trib.al/nU29TyQ

World

realizing someone who is 60 years old today was 33 in 2000

It’s kind of insane that we’re all lucky enough to live on this insignificant blue ball floating in an endless void that can somehow keep us alive indefinitely and yet a huge chunk of people want to ruin it forever in the name of an economic concept that we made up ourselves

Could we please receive clarity soon on whether we’re facing a period of temporary inflation or a civilisational collapse where we live in caves and eat weeds. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Seems to be going well

Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack

>Farmers blocking AI data centers being built >Sora closing down >Disney ending the OpenAI deal

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

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