jadoo.sol 🌎☮️

Now that I have some time. Will be sharing my @MeteoraAG wallet stats here. Started from 15 Sol yesterday Let's see how it goes

@fhzadran Lmao. I understand you saying whatever you want but we pushtoons are happy where we are. Thank you very much. Would prefer being dead over being born in a place like afghanstan. 🤣 Imagine being gangbanged for half a decade

@Crypto_Chase Not coming slow.

This is what a top tier maxi looks like. Posting about how he's "buying the dip" n it's the "last dip ever" since 100K+. Seems like he got into BTC early and already made it, great for him, but his calls are BEYOND WORTHLESS. Zero value. Thx for the block x.com/Crypto_Chase/s…

@spencer @kurdish_crypto It's best because I'm saying so. I can't disclose it now but you have to trust me. Ok

I think there’s a lot of cool mechanics at play here which aren’t really being discussed yet. Probably not playing out to be exactly the best tge ever because of some unfortunate tech issues, but overall when the dust settles, I think people will look back and see that it’s actually quite good especially in th context of launches over the last 3 months.

Seeing a lot of fud, some definitely warranted, some less so. There’s too many posts to keep track of, please comment your fud on this post so I can respond to as many people as possible and keep track Thanks.

The only reason these @moonbirds mfrs launched their shitcoin on solana is so that they can crime it and extract money from Solana degens. If you even touch this shit, you deserve to lose your money.

i got life sentence 😭💀 moving into @Jaileddotfun soon

@MeteoraAG Couldn't join because didn't get the Visa. Seems like y'all had fun

Met Dhabi: The Documentary.

@JupiterExchange You guys fumbled the presale. Better sit quiet

💧💧💧 💧😩💧 💧💧💧

@JupiterExchange Lol joke

Congratulations to HumidiFi for a very WET public phase sale! Despite the unexpected delay on the public sale, there were over 60,000 people that were moist and very DTF, constantly refreshing on the sales site and aping in the moment the deployment went live. More importantly, we are very happy to share that based on initial data sampling, it appears that the vast majority of participants were real users and not clankers.  Each of the 4000+ users that managed to purchase $WET had to go through the DTF application’s front-end. Based on initial wallet-age analysis, we are very confident that legitimate users at their battle stations (with rapid refresh and fast fingers) won today and only about 5% were from potentially suspicious addresses (thanks @bubblemaps for helping us identify these).  It was also massively great to see the WET-MET collaboration between the chads at @temporal_xyz and @MeteoraAG to innovate on developing the multi-layered tech solution which ensured that it was impossible for bots to bundle and snipe the sale.  At this point, we would also like to apologize for the confusion. There was a delay in the deployment (to implement part of the anti-bot package) that caused the sale to go live at 10:40 ET, instead of the earlier stated timing. It appears that the heavy traffic slowed down the deployment.  While we are glad that anti bot measures were successful, we are again apologetic for the deployment issues that caused so many of you frustrations and confusion. 
We have learned a massive amount over the last few days, from bot protection to staker / whitelist allocations, and will work on ensuring that future DTFs are smoother and better distributed. We will be relentless in building the best possible launch platform for the very best projects in the space. Congrats again to HumidFi for a very oversubscribed pre-sale and we are excited to see what HumidiFi, the largest prop AMM, have in store for the ecosystem in the years to come!

What a shitshow from @JupiterExchange

@BadriSridharan @Dan49262825 @allenanalysis Yes. You know better. Someone who compares a CM with a mayor is a very wise person imo.

@Dan49262825 @allenanalysis NY mayor has no term limits and stunts like this will get you re elected but not really help the city.

Zohran Mamdani hit the Starbucks picket line in Brooklyn and didn’t mince words: “When I become the mayor of this city, I’ll still be out here on the lines with workers across all five boroughs. When you’re the mayor of New York City, you have a platform and I’m going to use it to call out the hundreds of times Starbucks has violated labor laws.”

@mastikhorbaddie Tf is going on.

do better

I'm noticing a lot of accounts I thought were Western are actually from India on X. 🧐 It's weird when they claim to be from elsewhere. What's going on? 🤔

Have never seen an exchange as useless as @coinbase . If you're from a 3rd world country, good luck verifying your address. This is the reason binance is winning.

@mastikhorbaddie Don't know why this is in my feed but can we have a fight please

look at his header😭😭😭😭

@Tuuxxdotsol @pmx_trade They honestly have no idea how a prediction platform is supposed to behave. Provided liquidity once and it remained dormant for 3 days after the market was settled

@TheWhiteWhaleV2 Rich man. They're trying to make you feel guilty about being rich

This is why I rarely pay attention to my DMs. Wish I could say this is a one-off.

@TheWhiteWhaleV2 @zachxbt I would list @SKMCH but they don't have crypto donation wallet enabled

First Two Charitable Donations Have Been Made As promised, 50% of the funds will be to non-profit charities. This is going to be split between 10 causes evenly. I made the decision (it is my own money, after all) to include @zachxbt Zach is one of the most valuable independent forces in crypto because he does what few others have the courage, skill, or patience to do: follow the money. In a market built on anonymity and hype, he uses on-chain forensics to expose scams, trace stolen funds, and hold influencers, founders, and exchanges publicly accountable. His investigations have protected countless investors, recovered millions in stolen assets, and forced a higher standard of transparency across the entire industry - all without the backing of any institution. In short, he has become crypto’s conscience: a reminder that even in an anonymous world, truth still leaves a trail. So for everything you have done, here's a donation to your public donation address: basescan.org/tx/0xdb5cd8ed3… The second charitable organization I've selected is deeply personal to me. One of my favorite places to vacation is Hawaii in the United States. helpthehomelesskeiki.org As someone who’s long been a "taker" of all the beauty, peace, and healing the Hawaiian islands have to offer, a few years ago I started asking myself how I could become a "maker" - how I could give back to a place that’s given me so much. Having been burned by shady charities in the past, I had my security team run a full background check on both the founders and the organization itself. I even insisted on meeting them in person during one of my trips to the islands. As someone who has been homeless more than once in my life, Project Hawaii really hit home for me. As my way of giving back to the islands that have personally given me so much: basescan.org/tx/0x3a437b3fd… Now let's let YOUR voice be heard: Visit app.endaoment.org/explore Find the URL of YOUR favorite charity (must post the URL directly to the charity of choice - don't be lazy) Let's take a very informal community vote on the remaining 8 donations based on the feedback in the comments and likes on your links. 🫡 From the depths — The White Whale 🐋

Can't believe I'm approved for Metdhabi. Thanks @0xmiir @0xSoju It's gonna rock Habibi.

If you're not farming @pacifica_fi , you're missing out

@0xmiir Gg

Driven by a maniacal urgency to unlock the power of liquidity provision at every corner of the world