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@NnorukaObianuju @hell_line0 And where do you think the adopted kid comes from,dust?😂

@hell_line0 I was so happy when I heard the Chinese were inventing these robots that would carry pregnancies to full term. It's either that, or I am paying a surrogate mum, or I am adopting. 😌

Moms: “Yeah my uterus fell out, vagina tore in half, toenails fell off, teeth fell out, developed diabetes, the doctor had to cut me open with no anesthesia, started to lose my grip on reality and thought the Hamburgler was trying to kidnap my baby after not sleeping for two years, and still have to wear a diaper. Then my husband tried to poison me with slugs and ran off with a high schooler because he said I wasn’t trying anymore.” Men: I want a babyb🫶

@Collolitamoi Nasikia sai karao hulipwa kitu 60k

I fail to understand Afande Denno ,,you resign from government job to be maize chomaa guy why???? Wrong decision.

@D3rr0o @Shammah1011 @jnrlebronjames @Kenyans So children are also complaining?

@Shammah1011 @jnrlebronjames @Kenyans So 45 million kenyans are mad??

Two and a half years ago, Kenya’s economy was ranked eighth in Africa. Today, we have overtaken Ethiopia and Angola - President Ruto

@A96908Al @zoomafrika1 Yeah but they forces people to fast a whole month??

@jagernrop @zoomafrika1 They ain't carrying no cross 😂 lol

Isn't this mental illness ?

@newton_code_14 Mbavu knew he was already losing,he was looking for a way out because it was embarrassing its not script

Vile naona mbavu aliblock hiyo kindevu ya makende before ifike alfu akasurrender,,,scripted in my books

@_Wambua254 @Its_Roddie Kwani hazikuwa mzito kwa Majembe?

@Its_Roddie Izo vitu mbavu alivalishwa nikama zilikuwa mzito. It was tuff

This angle... Damn

@Arsenal Everytime Martinelli receives the ball

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

@KE_MrBlack Hao ni wale unawapea mimba wanakataa si yako

Let's Assume you accidentally got such a woman pregnant.

@FacingMtKenya Like Christianity is only found in Africa?All corners of the earth practises Christianity by the way

Was this really necessary. Shame on those who introduced Christianity in Africa

@Lea_EFC The reports read that they were taking cautions it never said they were injured

Arsenal’s so-called “injured” players 😂 🤕 Eberechi Eze 🤕 Bukayo Saka 🤕 Declan Rice 🤕 Noni Madueke 🤕 Jurrien Timber Mikel Arteta knows he’s boiling piss by releasing this video with makes it all the more funny 😂😂😂 x.com/StanSportFC/st…

@kenyasgossips A man?What about a woman??

"A man who supports Ruto is a narcissistic psychopath" - Social media Faith Ogola with a message.

@AliceTalksFooty Yeah mostly because fans vote?and you and I know utd fans are many

Mad to think no Arsenal player has won a player of the month award this season yet they think their players should win POTS over Bruno👀

@kenyasgossips “Mti wenye matunda hupigwa mawe mengi,”Christianity is a true religion that is the reason it's the most mocked religion and people do not like to hear the truth

Christianity is the most mocked religion on Earth; you would never see this happen in Islam or any other religion.

@_num4 You don't know them,you don't support them,,but when the president wants to help them you are the one pained

Can someone who knows them give us a list of their names, our hate is a long term investment 😌

@sammie_boi20 How dumb are you?

My niece just brought this assignment, can someone help me out with it 😭😭

@kumxem I really don't need Instagram here

YOU MUST DELETE 1 APP, WHICH ONE?

@Kenyans Hee huyu naye ako na uongo kuliko kasongo

Because I will be part of the coming government in one capacity or another, our government will be successful and full of people from Kirinyaga - Rigathi Gachagua

@WediFarms @aomenya @David_Indeje @WilliamsRuto Any proof that it was Ruto who did it?

@aomenya @David_Indeje @WilliamsRuto let this stump be a reminder of how short-lived your legacy shall be.

Sad!😭😭😭

@antoo_dev @GlitteringAnge @Kenyans They were given notice and their deadline was 30th March not that they had no information..

@GlitteringAnge @Kenyans What about the traders affected. Will they just sit at their homes? Will the govt feed them?

Gikomba traders woke up to find their stalls demolished overnight, with no adequate notice or consultation - Martha Karua