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@asha_shar Change the intro sound to the original as well!!

Xbox or XBOX?

@HalfwayPost Jesus of Methlahem 👼

BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

@___frye Apparently it was part of the assgasm bundle, not a la carte

who decided there should be spice receptors at both ends of the human digestive tract. feels like a bit of a design flaw

@thehill No shit fucko

Rogan: UFO file dump could be distraction from Iran war that’s ‘not going very well’ thehill.com/blogs/in-the-k…

@jacobin @grahamformaine The more the trump cucks hate this guy the better. Trump fucked kids and is looting the US and y'all cool with it. Fuck outta here

@GeraldoRivera No shit

President Trump is in a tough spot. His proposed deal with Iran doesn't sound much different from the deal hammered out by President Obama; savagely criticized by Trump.

@AmazingPopPod I want her o-ring to pinch my tongue

Kat Dennings without makeup looks like Gillian Anderson. Thoughts?

@NeilBreen Please stop making films. We all need to heal. Please.

SOLD-OUT, right away, the 2 theatre screenings for my new feature film DIRE DUPLICITY at the LAFILMFEST festival, Los Angeles, May 15. Festival says I'm the first to do this. Exciting !!!

@middleageriot And still shit on him when he pulls the corpse card, fuck him

Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive, let's all agree that Rudy Giuliani is shit wrapped in skin.

@kylegriffin1 Sweet!

Breaking NYT: Rudy Giuliani is in a Florida hospital in critical condition, according to his spokesman. nytimes.com/2026/05/03/nyr…

@popup_tddy It's a delivery system of an addictive chemical to procure an endless funnel of money to elites

cigarettes don't even get you high, right? like they're literally just for cancer

@joewrote Nancy Reagan didn't care about AIDS until Ronald got it while free basing Alzheimer's meds and having gay sex in the 80s, classic tale.

Riley Gaines and Libs of TikTok are complaining about medical bills. David French says adopting a Black child opened his eyes to systemic racism. Laid-off TPUSA employees say workers need stronger protections. Conservatism is the rejection of empathy for others. Once an issue affects them personally, they adopt the progressive position.

@NeilBreen Please stop making films. Let us heal

There are 2 screenings of my new film DIRE DUPLICITY at the LA FILM festival, Los Angeles on May 15. One screening sold-out right away but there are still some tickets for the other screening. Get your tickets now at LAFILMFEST2026.eventbrite.com . I'll be there.

@esaagar Enraged by hypotheticals

Now that I'm older the idea of some hypothetical punk ass kid on my lawn that I spend time taking care of actually fills me with rage

@BDisgusting @IGN Brilliant. It's gonna be good man. I'd say beat RE movie to date. Zacks a smart creative mfr

Zach Cregger imagines his RESIDENT EVIL as taking place during the events of Resident Evil 2. He tells @IGN, "I feel like this movie takes place alongside the events of RE 2. I like to think that everything that's going on in the police station could be happening in this world. This is just another dude on another mission on the other side of town."

@Danny456080 In his opinion

The creator of 200 billion galaxies, black holes, and the entire fabric of spacetime, is personally offended by two consenting adults. Interesting priority list.

@RachelBitecofer They don't even know what autocracy is

MAGA, I’d have some respect for you and not think you belong in a mental hospital if you’d just be honest about Trump and admit that you want toddlers in concentration camps, want to arrest journalists, want to kill libs, and want autocracy.

@Colteastwood Not gonna be something stupid this time around, all that's gone with phil and co. Xbox Helix is great actually, keep it imo

Xbox Project Helix real name:

@TrueAchievement 🙂‍↔️

It’s time to bring back Xbox Avatars while the going is good! ⬇️ trueachievements.com/news/xbox-avat…

@wlwpicz Do lesbians tend to eat ass?