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jakey
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jakey
@jakecoyne
🇭🇰🇺🇸Bay Area Realtor & House Flipper | tweet about sports, markets, and bitcoin
Alameda, CA Katılım Eylül 2009
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I'm sure our Founding Fathers would be very proud to know our president celebrated the 250th birthday of our nation with - (checks notes) - a cage fight on the White House's lawn.
Someday people will look back and shake their heads asking "what happened to the US back then?"
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One of the problems we have in public policy is that wonks don’t give any consideration to how their ideas will collide with actual human behavior. Take our Trump Accounts. There are millions of parents who will in theory benefit enormously from this investment in their kids’ future, but the policy does no good if parents never find out how to sign up for it.
From day one of our administration we’ve tried to think outside the box on problems like this. That’s why Elon recruited the best and brightest engineers and designers to help us make government more efficient. Some of those same exceptional design and software talents, under @jgebbia’s leadership, have been working for months at National Design Studio on a different problem: making government programs like the Trump Accounts more user friendly.
With the Trump Accounts we’ve met people where they are. Instead of expecting them to navigate a ton of complicated forms on Treasury.gov, we’ve built out a simple, easy-to-use app to sign parents up. The app helps us market the program and sign up users, and deploying it this early does something else: it gives our engineers a pilot program to test out Treasury’s digital back-end systems and iron out kinks in advance of the delivery of the funds later this summer. So, parents, sign up now, and help us invest in your kids for tomorrow.
Because great policy only works when people can actually use it. That is the power of design. When government is easier to understand, easier to navigate, and easier to trust, people benefit. The American experience should be as great as the American promise.
The White House@WhiteHouse
IT’S HERE! 🇺🇸💰 The Trump Accounts App has officially launched. Now every family has a simple, direct way to get involved and build their child’s future. Download it TODAY on any App Store and make sure your kids are ready for the massive July 4th official launch. 📱
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It just does not matter how bad things get in LA, or that Karen Bass let the Palisades burn to the ground. She's a Democrat and talks about fighting Trump, and that's all that matters.
Kalshi Politics@KalshiPolitics
BREAKING: Karen Bass has a 70% chance to win the Los Angeles Mayor election — her highest point in 2026
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Whoever comes up with Pratt’s ads is a genius.
BORED@BoredElonMusk
Insanely clever marketing. It’s a water stencil so what they’re doing is power washing the sidewalk and creating the words with the dirt that remains.
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Karen Bass is the worst leader I’ve ever seen. Nobody knew she was out of the country during the Palisades Fire. Nobody could order air tankers because her deputy mayor was under house arrest. Her LADWP chief didn’t know our reservoir was empty. Karen Bass is running an absolute CLOWN SHOW. Vote like your life depends on it! Cuz it does!
Matt Hamilton@_hamilton_matt
Scoop: DWP’s then-CEO didn’t know that reservoir in Palisades was empty until the day of the Palisades fire. That + other details on how the reservoir hangs over the LA mayoral election, with Spencer Pratt hounding Mayor Bass about the empty reservoir lamaterial.com/p/santa-ynez-r…
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@DaveMcNamee3000 What is this pose on the right supposed to be? What emotion does it represent? 🤣
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This shit made me want to be a tarheel
Dante@DanteTheDon
Was not ready for Eric Church to deliver the best commencement speech I’ve ever heard. Six guitar strings. Six pillars of a life. Faith. Family. Spouse. Ambition. Community. You. Tune them when you’re whole, not just when you’re broken. Watch the whole thing.
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Wow is that a bad schedule release video
New York Jets@nyjets
football is ART (craft blend) your 2026 Jets schedule reveal 🎨 ⬇️
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A painting of the end of meritocracy: A meeting of the two largest economies and not one woman at the table.
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Imagine waking up and being the face of gait
Magnus Vigsø@MagnusVigso
One of the most attractive things a woman can have is not a big butt or breasts It it to have proper biomechanics Gait pattern > Any superficial features
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🚨 @spencerpratt says Karen Bass was shocked to learn their debate was his first one ever:
"Lady, I’m going to eat you alive right now."
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NEW: Eileen Wang, the mayor of Arcadia, California, has been charged with acting as an illegal foreign agent for China, the Justice Department announced on Monday.
Wang agreed to plead guilty, the Justice Department said. abcnews.link/IntbpBy
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Ok… most of you know I was in the organic baby formula business, but what you don’t know is I dabbled in diapers as well.
I also know this baby2baby “non profit” and have had past interactions with them.. I’ll leave that out for now..
Let’s dive into this absolute grifting nonsense. Prepare to be shocked.
California is about to spend $20 million of taxpayer money to give 100,000 newborns 400 diapers each through Baby2Baby.
Do the math with me:
100,000 babies × 400 diapers = 40 million diapers
$20,000,000 ÷ 40,000,000 = $0.50 per diaper!!!!!
Now walk into any Costco in California and you can buy the same quality diapers for .12 to .15 cents each!
That’s $48 to $60 for 400 diapers.
So the state is paying 8–10x more per diaper than a regular family buying in bulk.
They could’ve just handed every low-income new mom $100 cash and told her to go to Costco. She’d get more diapers, better ones if she wanted, and still have money left for formula, wipes, or whatever the hell she actually needs.
But nah… that wouldn’t let Gavin and his connected “nonprofit” girls running the show there cut ribbons, take photos, do galas and be friends with celebrities and brag about the “first-in-the-nation” program while skimming their cut for “administration” and “partnerships.”
This is peak government stupidity!!!
Spend way more money to feel good and look good, instead of just trusting parents with their own damn money.
We’re not helping babies. We’re funding another bloated nonprofit-government grift.
Math doesn’t lie. The diaper math is brutal.
What a scam and a joke!!!!!
Governor Gavin Newsom@CAgovernor
FREE DIAPERS COMING THIS SUMMER!
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After CBS embarrassed Karen Bass by fact-checking her debate lies about the Palisades Fire, they clearly got the call. CBS filmed with me on my burned out lot for over an hour, and they turned it over to Karen Bass’ PR team to edit it into a comical 5 minute hit piece with clips from the Hills. They can’t beat my ideas, they can’t beat me in the debates, so they gotta try to turn my campaign into a sideshow. People are done with these skeezy political tricks, and I’m done with CBS. They’ll never get a word from me for my next 8 years as mayor. Adios! What outlet should I have in their absence?
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Pearson is a poser.
Went to Bowdoin (like Mamdani).
Also got a Princeton fellowship.
It's all an act.
Officer Lew@officer_Lew
BREAKING🚨: Tennessee State Rep. Justin Pearson (D) caught on camera erupting at State Troopers, getting in their faces after the 2026 redistricting bill passes. Pearson: “MOVE THE FCK BACK! BOY!! What the fck is wrong with you?! You stupid motherf*cker!” Anger over losing the gerrymandering fight on full display.
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@JulieChangRE Here’s how we staged our latest renovation project. Listed for $1.7m
2713 Calhoun St Alameda
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West Elm will stage entire rooms to sell $30 products to $2000 products to help you visualize but also BUY MORE
Homebuilders selling 500k to million dollar new construction
Hold my beer
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For the record: calling someone an “expectant widow” after someone has tried to kill her husband multiple times isn’t fucking comedy.
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You're gonna put in a giant drop ceiling thing but not put in a proper extraction hood???
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡@zillowgonewild
Thought this Seattle home was one of the prettiest modern homes we’ve ever seen, with views of Lake Washington, the Bellevue skyline, Mount Rainier and more. The house has a “green roof”, reclaimed Belgian oak, weathered elm timbers and more. CLFO $15,850,000
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