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Dudes with ponytails always have the most DVD’s.

@Spotify You’ve increased your price by 40% in the past few months. This is the last straw I needed. Going back to buying actual albums and supporting artists directly.

@EPCOR Incompetent, insincere, unprofessional, and completely embarrassing. You know, people can see your techs dicking around with no sense of urgency.

Customers in southwest #yeg may continue to experience outages tonight as our teams continue their work on the system to manage the heat and increased demand. Thank you for your support. You can continue to view updates at outages.epcor.com.

A power outage is affecting customers in the southwest area of #yeg. We are working to get details updated on our online map (outages.epcor.com). We appreciate our customers’ patience as we manage the ongoing heat and high demand for electricity. #yegwx

Stop Brett Kissel's Performances at Oilers Playoff Games - Sign the Petition! chng.it/fJtJPtpdt6 via @CdnChange

@JeffMarek Beaver on the Vezina- has to be because beavers build dams, which goalies do in the net. Has to be.

@PassportCan Just got my new 10-year passport, and it is not the new design. Not complaining, just curious... is the new design only for 5-year passports?

@ConanOBrien Old al dente cheeks.

This horse hates me.

@jsbmbaggedmilk Or you can eat $5 worth of edibles and be set for an evening of nuanced hockey fandom.

I’ve been asked for booze prices at Rogers Place. Here you go.

@the_gunnshow Did you know there was a shooting tonight at West Ed before 8?

@MichaelBensonn @MikeTyson @francis_ngannou @the_gunnshow

Mike Tyson gave Francis Ngannou tips on how to fight Tyson Fury when they met. Now Ngannou has officially appointed Tyson as one of his trainers to be in his corner for their fight on Oct 28th… [🎥 @MikeTyson & @Francis_Ngannou]

@bernard_olson @the_gunnshow Mental Illness for a British white rapper.

@the_gunnshow white rapper names is a deep dark pit that we should explore here and now: - Sandalz - Pr0gressive Len$ - Sincome Tax and the handle you were handed - Dipped Cone

@the_gunnshow Just listen to automatic for the people front to back and then do it again. Then listen to monster and wish it made you swoon like automatic, but it almost does.

@mmamania Reptiles under a vitamin light.

Well, thats a crew

@the_gunnshow Never before have we seen someone whose whole identity is “I wear shorts” but here we are.

yoga on my mats gpt on my chats

brother what a night it really was

@elonmusk @mysteriouskat I sure hope the man with the most coins thinks life is pretty good! Jeepers creepers.

@mysteriouskat It’s pretty good tbh

If we're living in a simulation, why couldn't we be living in a better one?

@JasonGregor Kempe chopped his stick a few minutes earlier. cc @FriedgeHNIC

Tough one for Skinner. He’s played very well and then just mishandles puck. Tie game. Buckle up.

Ch-ch-ch-chia! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Yearly reminder from yours truly via social media to stop using social media. Whips you up into a frenzy. Life isn’t actually this fucked up- just look outside.

bat man would never suck the jokers dick @Cnn @msnbc @WSJ @WSJBusiness