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@piersmorgan U never called them out in the league unbeaten FC

This referee is a joke. Decision after decision after decision going against us.

@Belive_Kinuthia So is it all over sudden we become a trusted regional health but they cant handle their issue

I have been reserving my comments on the issue of Kenya agreeing to host an #Ebola quarantine centre in Kenya for a reason but nor anymore. Before jumping into conclusions,we must never forget the role our country played during the Covid-19 pandemic. We must also not sensationalise this issue and remember that Kenya is not being turned into an “Ebola dumping ground.” Kenya is being recognized as a trusted regional health and humanitarian hub with world-class quarantine and infectious disease infrastructure. Cooperation with global partners is a sign of confidence in our medical systems, not weakness. The facility at UN–The Nairobi Hospital was specifically designed for high-risk infectious disease response. Controlled quarantine is not the same as releasing patients into the public. Fear should not replace facts. Kenya has the expertise, protocols, and international partnerships to manage such situations safely.

One day, you will pay school fees, hospital bills, and salaries. You will stay awake calculating figures while others sleep peacefully. It is the day you will realize your father carried a weight you never understood. Now it is your turn, The burden is heavy, but it is SACRED. Your FATHER carried it, now carry it for your son.

Bruno's done it. 👏🇵🇹 A record-breaking season.

Arsenal fans flooded the streets of Kenya celebrating the Premier League title 🥹🇰🇪 (via @nickiBIGFISH)

Kuna njia ingine mtu anaeza onyesha maturity na sportsmanship bila ku congratulate Arsenal?

There’s no player more dangerous than Bruno Fernandes with the ball at his feet.

@onjolo_kenya @pauwrandom 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pauwrandom Why are you taking panadol for my headache.

According to my calculations, the funding provided by the Chinese government for my Master’s degree amounted to approximately 7.5 million KES, excluding travel expenses, medical insurance, and personal rent. While below figures may appear substantial from a local man perspective, it represents a relatively meagre budget within the context of academic research!!!

@ChinoUTD That crystal palace boy for me replaced casemiro anderson will probably replace fred

🚨 Clarence Seedorf advising Michael Carrick & INEOS on Elliot Anderson: “If Michael has full control of transfers, the first question must be clear: ‘Is £100M for Elliot Anderson the move that wins us the league next season… or should we spread that investment across three quality midfielders?’ This boy is special. One moment he dictates tempo with the vision of a veteran, the next he glides past defenders like a winger. Put him alongside Kobbie Mainoo and Bruno Fernandes…..that midfield will not only control games… it will start collecting victims. Personally, I would still fight for Anderson plus one top player between Ederson and Sandro Tonali. Elite teams are built on players who raise the entire level. Even Alex Ferguson made bold, expensive signings when needed. Football evolves… you must evolve with it.”

@gladyswanga Buana shut up

OPEN LETTER TO H.E. HON JAMES ORENGO, SC, GOVERNOR, SIAYA COUNTY Dear Governor Orengo (My Father), RE: REFLECTION, DIGNITY, AND THE PLACE OF WOMEN IN OUR PUBLIC LIFE I write this letter in my personal capacity, not as Governor of Homa Bay County, nor as Chairperson of the ODM Party, but simply as Gladys: daughter, mother, wife, and a woman who, like many others, continues to navigate leadership in spaces that often demand strength while offering little grace. For many years, these spaces were occupied by men, and only courageous women dared to break through. I have reflected deeply on the remarks you recently made concerning me. I chose silence at first, because I have always believed that not every disagreement demands public contest, and not every hurt should invite a public response. Yet some moments require reflection, not because of the individuals involved, but because of what they represent. I have always held you in immense respect. To many of us who entered public life after your generation, you have represented courage, conviction, and the possibility of principled leadership. Many young politicians look up to you for motivation and inspiration. You have been around for a long time, and I have personally regarded you with the esteem one reserves for an elder and, in many ways, with the affection and deference one would extend to a father figure. Indeed, listening to your remarks and the manner in which they were received left me wondering how I would have felt hearing the same words from my own late father - whom I saw for only a few years - and from respected men of his generation like you, to whom I had looked for guidance and direction. That is perhaps why they hurt. Not because political criticism is unfamiliar to me, nor because public office exempts one from scrutiny, but because certain expressions carry weight beyond politics. They say politics is a dirty game, but I did not expect it to become dirtier through your utterances. Words spoken by respected leaders shape culture, reinforce attitudes, and determine what society permits. When remarks directed at a woman carry undertones that diminish, ridicule, or reduce her because of her gender, age, or place in public life, they travel far beyond their immediate target. They become an echo familiar to millions of women and girls who have endured various forms of gender-based violence, exclusion, intimidation, and dismissal in workplaces, homes, and public spaces. They run through the vertebrae like lightning striking a tree. Many women are told to speak more softly, lead smaller, occupy less space, or defer - not because they are wrong, but because they are women. Many endure insults that men in equivalent positions would never face. It is this reality that made your remarks painful - not merely as an affront to me, but because they inadvertently validated a burden many women continue to carry quietly. I do not write this to seek an apology through public pressure, nor to invite sympathy for myself. I write in the hope that moments such as these can remind us all - especially those of us privileged to be in leadership, and particularly in spaces where, traditionally, women were only supposed to be seen and not heard- that strength and dignity are never diminished by kindness, and that authority need not come at the expense of another’s humanity. Governor, despite the distress and untold discomfort this episode has caused me and those close to me, I do not wish to engage you in prolonged exchanges over this matter. I consider you my senior, a respected elder, and someone whose contributions to public life deserve honour and respect. I therefore choose forgiveness. I was humbled just as I was humiliated. More importantly, I choose to leave the door open for engagement, dialogue, and collaboration on matters that uplift our people and propel our community forward. After all, God gave us the responsibility to make our community better & more respectable.

We survived Argentina winning the World Cup

Manchester United are the 2012/13 Barclays Premier League champions! #mufc

@TimKipchumba Scrap statehouse budget and let the president ride horses to town

To subsidize fuel by Kes 50, we need to abolish 33 counties. I explain below. I agree Parliament must be recalled from recess. They’ll have to do some trade offs and some math. Some data to start us off: - Kenya annual consumption : consumes roughly 6–7 billion litres of petroleum products annually (petrol + diesel + kerosene combined). - Monthly this is 500–600 million litres Now let’s see what people are asking for in subsidy. If government subsidized fuel by KSh 50 per litre, the monthly cost would be approximately 50* 500m or 50*600m This is KSh 25–30 billion per month [KSh 300–360 billion per year] What does this mean? - 72% -86% of county Counties (Equitable Share) - 51% of Kenya’s entire education budget. - 2–2.6 times the entire national health budget - CDF will have been dropped 5X over -21X statehouse budget -13X judiciary budget -7.2X parliament budget When you hear people mention KSh 50 fuel subsidy as a small measure - it is not a “small relief measure.” We are in a difficult moment. And we must remember this in our pursuit for political relevance. I wish parliament the best. BUT they should definately be recalled from recess. For once you miss Baba @RailaOdinga. He would know that on a time like this, Jenya is facing a much bigger problem than anything ever in its history. - @TimKipchumba

@UDAPartyKe @rigathi So we have gone from USA to london?

RIGHT NOW, a liter of Petrol in London is selling at 274.52 Kenya Shillings while Diesel is going for 321 Kenyan Shillings. Mr @rigathi, is in London. Can he deny that ?

@TeyaKevin But that rayan guy is phenomenol

Such an uninspiring squad.

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice What has he won

This guy was a f*cking monster tonight - just magnificent from start to finish. They can give all the awards they like to people in losing teams who win nothing but @_DeclanRice is the player every other team *really* wants. He’s been absolutely brilliant all season.

@MRSMuruguu The guy promised us heaven during campaign we need that heaven thats all we ask for...so let him not cry out loud he is being treated differently...he also promised us different promises compared to the bare minimum others promised.

Lakini why are people not doing their research? Requesting for more cushioning by the government is okay, but we should be grateful, we’re among the few with low fuel prices.

Goal :Cunhaa Assist : Bruno Fernandes Scoreline Brighton 7 Man Utd 1 Manchester United fans :

Where will you be supporting us from? 🌍

@BurnleyOfficial Dear @BurnleyOfficial the fate of the world is in your hands..