James

Seize the day.…tomorrow

My triggers include loud chewing & waking up

only thing that keeps us apart is you not wanting me

Snooze you win

@DDthirteen13 Let’s go!

At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.

If you’re out having a good time without me, you should really consider your life choices..

Only true cinephiles will know the fate of this man.

People who make their mood the weather everyone else has to dress for are exhausting

ok i’ll bite good morning

Why don’t you pin me against a wall about it.

The biggest win is when you realize that younger you would think current you is a total badass.

Attached my Fitbit to my thumb to get my steps goal

And they fucked all the way off....A twitter love story

Where is that attention I ordered

Don’t get too weird, I’m trying to jerk off..

😆

If you’re enjoying a moment in the sunshine… music.apple.com/gb/album/weath…

@ill_matrix3112 Light switch on the mirror 😁

@jameswillout Ok RoboCop

Does this work?

STOP THE CAR