Madam Sofo

@UnkleAyo I have seen where an underage was plastered with hot knife. Why? Madam said the girl ate 13 pieces of meat (brisket bone oh). They do it just because they can.

We can not ignore this pattern. I ask you to treat this question as an academic question: What is the propensity of Igbo women to violence on children? Pepper in vagina, using blade to slash wrists, burning with candles. What's driving this thirst for violence?

@bashorundxb @MummyRere Exactly! She should have saved his contact as Yoyo bitters of life.

@MummyRere You saved lazy and broke man contact as Honey.. nothing honey about that man..

Ah before I take my break, there are still a lot I need to save on this internet for future, for posterity, to clear my name and that of my family because 2yrs of you on the internet barking nonsense is damaging enough, hence I need to leave fresh prints to correct it. “ oh I was feeding her entire family “ “I don’t know what my wife is doing with her money o” You told your friends and families your usual cock and bull story, they swallowed it, they all dismissed me, they were defending you everywhere. You were recruiting people online and offline, to drag and ridicule, you this ingrate! “She is evil” “She is wicked” “She is ungrateful “ “Crucify her” You didn’t tell them that it was at the point when I began saying NO to your requests that I turned wicked. Just the way you don’t always have, I copied same “I don’t have anything”. It got you angered,  Infact you went to the extreme of forging your payslip just to keep collecting my money and then started your manipulation and gaslighting tactics so o can bend…. Ahn ahn how cruel!  But whom God has blessed, He has blessed!

@annie_ameh_ @thecreativexx Haaaa!! The husband will unleash carnage everywhere on the wife, colleague, children, family, neighbour and everyone on twitter.

@thecreativexx That one still soft sef Imagine it was a first row ticket to Argentina's next world cup match. All expense paid trip. And she gave it to her male coworker, because she doesn't watch ball. It's not the act itself, it's the principle of inconsideration behind it.

Back to this: Imagine your wife winning PS5 at the office and she gives another man at the office with smiles and pictures. And she comes home to tell you then gaslight you that you're overreacting when you complain. I swear she hates you.

@Mochievous Haba! Some people are not capable of reflecting and they don't think long term. People like that belong in the trash 🗑️. Let her stay blocked!!!

Many years ago at one of my earliest jobs, my colleague and I went to drop off a letter at the head office of a big corporation at the time. The secretary asked us to fill a form with our names and where we were coming from etc. After I filled mine, she looked at my name then (cont’d)

@oma22k She forgot to order steeze too 😀. But...the gown needs reshaping and shortening of the length only.

What I ordered versus what I got 😁

@OyariDaniel Oh people think very well, they just don't factor in the consequences and expect others to help minimise the impact of that.

I don’t even know where to start from. You’re a sickle cell patient. You already have one child, yet you got pregnant 11 years after your first child. ….despite a horrible experience during that first pregnancy. You didn’t even do your antenatal at a tertiary institution…now you’ve kept the whole labor ward on their feet the whole day. Your child is distressed, you are distressed and we’re in a dilemma but of course your life is more important to us. And you’re begging me “Doctor I don’t want anything to happen to my child” What am I supposed to do? As a bloody houseofficer. We can’t even take you to theater cos your platelet count is in hell. Why do people do things like this to themselves? Now, I’m here with a terrible headache from a very eventful day at work. And I’m supposed to show up again tomorrow. Omoooo… Sometimes, I have too many questions. Like don’t people think?

@vinladen175 @OurFavOnlineDoc Gbam!!!

@OurFavOnlineDoc Pastor Adeboye when it comes to politics speaks for himself and his family alone, the pastor's under him can make there own choices of which candidate they are supporting next year, everybody is old enough to make choices. No spiritual leader is more Nigerian than any Nigerian

Some RCCG pastors are refusing to be blind sycophants

@Orisunmibairemi Haa...this biscuit 😀😀. I remember sending someone to buy me a good or any nice biscuit. The person took it literally and bought this nice biscuit 😀😀😀...It was funny to me then cos why settle for only the nice biscuit when you have varieties to choose from😀?

I finally remembered 😭 NICE biscuit.

@Simply_Nanya1 You guys have not tweeted praying wives whatapp group oh.

When I was pregnant for my first child, I jokingly told me husband if there’s any complication and doctors said I need CS, I’ll do it o😂 Na so my oga tell me say I dare not😂 It’s either the natural way or I forget it 😆 that I’m not the first to be pregnant 😂 that’s how I —

@Aaliyah_Lillli These are genuinely sad stories. The damaged men have ruined lots of good women through marriage 💔😞.

nigerian women love bragging about their enemies (read husbands) they got married to 😹.

@Gugu_Noggy Doc...you are enough. Just keep being the genius that you are and leave fashion for the mere mortals 😀. You look lovely though 👌.

To people who think I can't dress...well, here I am all dressed up 😏 was invited to a birthday party and I went all out 😂

Honey...is your block button not functioning ?

This is where it leads to by being the obedient/model child. It will give parents and society powers to control you to the end. Being obedient/ model child is different to being accountable.

@Ayomide__koya Are you sure the man is not a 🌈 man. He might just need an offspring from the wife only. I don't think he can pretend anymore but who knows 🤷?

My neighbor downstairs has been married for 5 years. Yesterday around 11pm, I heard serious argument through the window because nepa took light and everywhere became quiet 😭 The wife was crying and shouting, “So because we have one child, you now retired from being my husband?” Apparently the man stopped touching her for almost 3 years because he said he doesn’t want another baby and condoms “don’t feel natural.” This woman said she has begged, cried, suggested family planning, even offered separate rooms because the rejection was affecting her confidence. Do you know the craziest part? Outside, this man acts like the perfect husband. Always posting “my queen” on WhatsApp status. Carrying her handbag in church. Buying matching Christmas outfits. Meanwhile the woman said she feels lonelier INSIDE marriage than when she was single. The silence after that argument was so loud.

I would have done that instead. I brought out my phone, dialled my friend and whispered "I don die ohh, dog dey here ohh". The speed with which the owner of the house rushed outside needed to be studied. I left my friend behind.

I saw something black running towards the gate. The gate was far from where I was sitting, when I looked, it was a big black ALSATIAN dog...it wasn't only one but 3 of those. My heart just did gbim, I quietly stood up and became one with the wall. If I could camouflage that day-

In 2003, I accompanied a friend on an errand. When we got there, it was a private building with high walls and a barbed fence. She told me to sit in the yard, then she entered the house to deliver a message. While I was sitting in the yard and waiting for my friend..............

@thenayvuiiiton Hi 👋. I don't fancy cooking...but I love eating.

Are there women who genuinely don’t like cooking , not that they don’t know how to they just don’t like to do it frequently?

@olajumokeokenla Oh my goodness...so sorry this happened to you. May the wrath of God punish that prophetess.

@olajumokeokenla What's all these now 😡? Where is the rest of the story?

I am healed now so I will share this.. I’ll try to make this as brief as possible and I’m sharing this publicly for the first time in 20 years. It started after my junior secondary school Waec. I told my mum I wanted to visit my dad in Badagry because I missed him badly. My mum was uncomfortable with the idea because my dad already had another wife then and she didn’t really trust the step mum, but I kept insisting till I became sick from crying. Eventually, she took me to badagry and before leaving, I still remember her telling my dad: “Mo fẹ́ máa bá ọmọ mi sọ̀rọ̀ every day.” (I want to be speaking with my child every day.) That was the agreement before she left. My stepmum had 3 sons and the youngest was around 4 years old. He became my favourite immediately ❤️ I became their big sister and in my head, we were one big happy family. There was this woman living in another flat who constantly brought food for us every Sunday after church. Jollof rice with Chicken to be precise She was a pastor and owned the church we all attended. The strange thing was that my dad hated both the woman and the church. Every Sunday, I’d hear him arguing with my stepmum about us eating her food and attending the church, but somehow she always found a way around him. Slowly, I stopped speaking to my mum because every time I asked my dad to let me call her, he ignored me. Eventually, I got used to the silence. Now, here’s where things started getting really strange… 😔 I noticed that most people in that church were physically challenged. Almost everybody there had one issue or the other. And here are the strange things going on there, Sometimes during service, the pastor would suddenly scream: “There’s a snake at the back of the church!” And truly, people would run there and claim to see a massive snake Every Sunday came with fear. The pastor would announce things like: “God has delivered another family from witchcraft.” “A child responsible for the family’s problems has died.” Children kept dying in that church and somehow everybody celebrated it like victory because before they die, they would always confess that they were behind their family problems so of course, the family were always happy that their source of problems is gone even tho the problem still remain but one pattern I noticed in that church was this: Before “confessed” there was always already a problem in the family 😔 Then one Sunday during service, a girl named Victoria suddenly started screaming: “Please don’t k*ll me! I’ll confess!” 😭 The entire church became silent… but surprisingly, nobody looked shocked because apparently, things like that happened often there 😔 Meanwhile, it was my first time witnessing something terrifying.. I still remember the pastor questioning her: “Why did you blind your mother?” I honestly can’t remember everything Victoria said but I clearly remember one thing… Victoria told the pastor that she will open her mum’s eyes then she moved close to her mum, touched her face and sand started pouring out from the woman’s eyes. You might not believe this but I swear on my life those things happened. The pastor ordered the ushers to take Victoria to the “deliverance room.” That room was a tiny dark room with chains, blindfolds and one chair. Victoria was tied there, beaten, starved and tortured for 7 days all in the name of “deliverance” The next Sunday, they announced she had died. And the scary part? Her parents were happy because they believed “the witch tormenting the family” was finally gone. Meanwhile, her mother was still blind. As a child, something inside me knew none of it was right 😔 I started having nightmares constantly of dying but I had nobody to tell because I still couldn’t speak to my mum. Then one day, my dad came back from work looking unusually sad 😔 Apparently, he had lost his job. The whole house became heavy and quiet because everyone knew things were about to get difficult. The pastor then declared that