Jan Oniem

@JimmyPenge @tleilax___ no I really think you're retarded

@janonymimus @tleilax___ Troll much?

If I was a betting man, I'd say the IRGC is laying mines in the middle of the Hormuz transit channel today with dozens and dozens of speedboats.

@JimmyPenge @tleilax___ you are profoundly stupid lol

@tleilax___ Mines on their own side of the Strait? About as dumb as they look?

@AryJeay a bit on the nose no

@RinAldrin_Lives @KareemRifai he's right

@KareemRifai Reminder that it only has a large ethnic Russian population because the Soviets would deport non Russians to places like Siberia and replace them with ethnic Russians. Hasan also said it was unfortunate the USSR lost the cold war.

Hasan: "What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's what I call Crimea. I call it cry me a river. A Russian river."

@sharedacco41997 @AryJeay a massive invasion of hawks would very quickly follow a massive starvation of hawk occupants. You cannot fly into iran and expect to build a beachhead the same way you can't do that on an island in the persion gulf: they will rain missiles and drones until they're just a red mist

@AryJeay Maybe Iran is only prepared for long attrition war. But that does not match their “we dare you” rhetoric. Americas swooped in and one Black Hawk managed to escape. Both Hawks should have been shot down if Iran has any chance against a massive invasion with a giant wave of Hawks.

@dhimminique @RnaudBertrand @RouexT @RimaHas Oh well if she's unwelcome in 2 of the biggest settler colonies in the world she must be evil! You moron.

@RnaudBertrand @RouexT @RimaHas 5) She was just denied entry in Canada, after being denied in Israel and she is probably banned from the United States as well 2/2

French MP @RimaHas has been detained by French police for reposting this very post 👇 Not a joke. The charge is "suspicion of apology for terrorism." And just in case it wasn't clear enough that it's a character assassination play, it was also "leaked" to the press that illicit drugs were found on her at the police station, when all she actually had was CBD, a legal stress-relieving dietary supplement. Yet most major French media are now running the story that she's essentially a terror-supporting antisemitic drug addict (example here: x.com/RMCInfo/status…) That's what happens to you in today's France if you dare support Palestinians, even if you're an MP.

@notchyo1 @bonzerbarry Nothing out of the ordinary for the west then

@bonzerbarry At this point it's hard to believe that the US has even struck much in the way of "military targets". I've seen more reports on the US hitting civilian targets than anything else. Seems like the US is resigned to just killing civilians rather than achieve military goals.

Next thread: >Hezbollah: We detonated an explosive device at an Israeli position in the town of Bayada at 01:30 on Friday, causing confirmed casualties. A helicopter was dispatched to evacuate the injured (vid 1), and the Mujahideen then targeted the area with artillery shells. >Recent attacks in Saudi, Bahrain and lots of ongoing attacks in Erbil (vid 2 & 3) >CNN: Exclusive: US intelligence assesses Iran maintains significant missile launching capability—Roughly half of Iran’s missile launchers are still intact and thousands of suicide drones remain in Iran’s arsenal despite the daily pounding by US and Israeli strikes against military targets over the past five weeks

@vonderleyen @Keir_Starmer ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrtttttt

Good call yesterday with @Keir_Starmer. We discussed the situation in the Middle East and the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s actions are putting global economic stability at risk. We will work with our partners to ensure freedom of navigation can resume as soon as possible. We also discussed the upcoming EU-UK Summit. A key moment to deliver on last year’s commitments and further strengthen our partnership.

@ripplebrain true for yachting, cars, even other people!

@canadian122333 @Pataramesh Maybe things have ramped up now but the last estimate on the engine alone that I saw was several thousand bucks. The electronics on the other hand would probably not exceed 200-300 bucks, it's just aliexpress that I buy just the same (not for resistance activities ;))

@janonymimus @Pataramesh Just ball parking, but it gives people some perspective. I would imagine electronics would be more expensive to be able to navigate it. Motor is a very cheap piston engine. Probably manufactured in Iran. Cheap labour and material.

$20.000? That would be the Shahed-136 with autonomous targeting "AI" seeker I guess. The ordinary GNSS guided variant against stationary targets would be cheaper

@canadian122333 @Pataramesh you are wildly overestimating electronics, wiring and mechanical components and wildly underestimating motor costs

@Pataramesh Shahed-136 costs less than $5000 imo. $1000 labour/overhead $1000 the body $1000 electronics $500 motor $500 mechanical components $500 wiring $500 miscellaneous They get huge discounts for buying 100,000 parts at once.

@ripplebrain save up for a big one, I'm sure you have a couple

My ability to manifest events is genuinely beginning to scare me

No fucking way

@Penguin18201 @Benzyne288823 @bonzerbarry @maz_prop they are not targeting them bro. There's plenty of hezbollah footage of them watching the choppers land and take off, they have them dead to rights. They choose to not kill the medical personnel because it'd be a war crime, even if zionists would not repay the favour

>The refinery in Haifa was hit earlier. Most likely by Hezbollah rockets. >Iran fired towards Dimona a short while ago >The occupation army announces that another soldier was killed, and another seriously injured in clashes with Hezbollah >Trump again threatens to blow up all power plants in Iran, as well as “oil wells and Kharg island (and possibly desalination plants!)” after saying that negotiations were going well >Hezbollah publishes footage of them firing rockets at Krayot in Haifa bay

@0xPhaed @trader1sz @hiitsmemooneh you're buying the story that iran killed at a higher rate than the institutionalised murder of jews in the holocaust but he's the retard, lol

@trader1sz @hiitsmemooneh She danced while 100 million were being rescued by the US from the Islamist regime who was just done murdering tens of thousands of protesters. You absolute retard.

Where I said “in the war”? I always emphasize that this is not a war; this is a rescue mission. The reason I lost my cousin is only and only the Islamic regime and no one else. Shame on you, Clash Report, for spreading false information! Report their account!

@bonzerbarry is that trash on the namer supposed to be camouflage or are their party tent and plastic chair packing skills just that bad

>Hezbollah publishes footage of them striking a Namer and a Merkava in Taybeh with what I believe are Almas missiles >Hezbollah just fired rockets towards Nahariyya

>Iran has fired at least 4 split warheads at israel today >WAPO: US considering diverting arms for Ukraine to the Iran war, including interceptors purchased by NATO >The occupation army announces the death of a soldier in clashes with Hezbollah

Ukraine doesn't have a THAAD lmao

@shanaka86 I've heard farts with more grounded information

BREAKING. An Iranian source has told CNN there has been “outreach” between the US and Iran, and that Tehran is willing to listen to “sustainable” proposals to end the war. The source explicitly states Iran is not requesting a meeting. It is not asking for talks. It is signalling, through a Western news network, that if the right proposal arrives through the right channel with the right terms, Tehran will not refuse to read it. This is the fifth channel Iran has used to communicate in 25 days. The Foreign Ministry denied all contact four times. Ghalibaf threatened bond holders on live television. Araghchi texted Witkoff while publicly denying the texts existed. The IRGC issued “complete victory” propaganda this morning. And now an unnamed source tells CNN that outreach has occurred and Iran is open to sustainability. Five channels. Five different messages. Simultaneously. This is not confusion. This is architecture. Iran is running parallel communication lines that serve different audiences. The FM denial is for domestic consumption: the regime does not negotiate under fire. The Ghalibaf threat is for markets: sell your Treasuries or we will target the buildings that hold them. The Araghchi backchannel is for Washington: we are talking but we will deny it publicly. The IRGC propaganda is for the base: we are winning. And the CNN source is for the global audience: we are reasonable, we are open, bring us something sustainable. Each message contradicts the others. All of them are true simultaneously. Iran is denying talks AND conducting outreach. Iran is threatening escalation AND signalling openness. Iran is claiming victory AND admitting the pressure is real enough to warrant listening. The contradiction is not a bug. It is the strategy. A regime under the most intense military pressure in its history is managing five separate narratives to five separate audiences through five separate channels at the same time. The word “sustainable” is the signal. Not “immediate.” Not “unconditional.” Sustainable. It implies duration, a framework beyond ceasefire, arrangements that preserve what Iran considers core: the nuclear programme in some form, regional security recognition, sanctions modification, and Hormuz influence. “Sustainable” means Iran will not accept a deal that leaves it weaker than February 27. It will accept a deal that gives it something permanent in exchange for something permanent. The 5-day pause expires Saturday. The Islamabad channel is being prepared. Ghalibaf is the “hot option.” Zolghadr now controls the SNSC. The mediators are skeptical. And an unnamed source tells CNN that outreach has occurred. The pieces are moving. The question is whether they are moving toward a table or toward Saturday’s expiry and everything that follows it. The three clocks do not care about outreach. The nitrogen clock ticks in the soil. The planting window closes mid-April regardless of what CNN reports. Russia’s AN halt continues until April 21 regardless of Iranian signalling. China’s phosphate ban runs through August regardless of backchannel semantics. Qatar’s force majeure lasts up to five years regardless of which unnamed source speaks to which Western network. Iran whispered to CNN. The whisper was calculated, conditional, and calibrated to preserve every option. It said: we will listen. It did not say: we will stop. The toll booth collected yuan this morning. The launchers fired last night. The mining rigs consumed electricity that families could not use. And the molecules remained trapped while the whisper travelled from Tehran to Atlanta to every trading floor on Earth. Outreach is a word. The strait is a fact. The clocks tick. Full analysis: open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@SecMikeHawk @prathizogennae @Antunes1 One third of votes went to parties, with some form of fascist policy or another in their campaign or messaging in parliament, PVV isn't the only party I'm talking about. You could argue some of it is resistance to identity politics, but call a duck a duck man.

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