Jarmin

@fesshole The white dog rolled in Eddie's shite...get it

I used to repair overhead power lines. As I was getting down off the tower, a browny-orange dog ran over closely chased by its owner. They were shouting "don't touch it, it's human." That's when I realised it was a white dog and what my mate Eddie had been doing in the bushes.

@thetimes If you forget to call them to cancel (you can't do it online) its jumps to £26.00 a month !!

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@ecrabbcomms @marksandspencer There's a national shortage ! thetimes.com/article/despai…

@marksandspencer Why have your stores not stocked taramasalata for weeks?

@marksandspencer @marksandspencer Hi Steve, it's been 2 days, and I haven't had an update yet. Could you please chase this up? Thanks!

@jarmin36 Hi Jarmin. Thanks for letting us know about this. We've flagged this with the management team at the store and also asked them to let us know the current guidelines for Food Handling. As soo as they get back to us we'll be in touch to let you know. Kindest regards, Steve twitter.com/messages/compo…

@marksandspencer I was at your Bracknell store today and saw a staff member putting out fresh croissants with bare hands in the bakery section. Could you confirm your hygiene standards around food handling? Thanks!

@ABTheAdventure Wild About Kinder

Autumn colours on Kinder Scout in the early morning sun. Do you know your way around this mountain in the #PeakDistrict? Last year I wrote 15 routes with a mixture of valley and plateau walks for different seasons. Comment 'Wild About Kinder' if you'd like to know more!

An early start for a hike up Rhinog Fawr ! #Snowdonia #Eryri #Wales

@ABTheAdventure Wow ! Where abouts is that in the Peaks ? Looks amazing.

A bit after sunrise this morning 🌞 Before the fog came in thick and fast. #PeakDistrict

@Vitality_UK I can't login to the app or your site !

@markfc @Vitality_UK Agree, the same happened to me - looked like an idiot in the busy queue this morning ! Thanks @Vitality_UK

@Vitality_UK Another benefit removed from Vitality. Went to get a bag of Caffè Nero coffee today only to be told that it’s no longer available since this week. Thanks for making me look stupid. You should communicate these changes.

@Vitality_UK Cafe Nero wouldn't accept my voucher this week for a pack of Coffee Pods. I've been getting these every week since I've been a member, what's the problem ?

@BettyBug57 @Vitality_UK @BettyBug57 Found a fix - you need to enable permissions in the App for Body Sensors & Physical activity.

@jarmin36 @Vitality_UK I also have the same!

@Vitality_UK The app has an error "Google Fit disconnected". I've tried re-installing etc, still there. I'm now missing 10 Fiit points this week !!

@Megagold5 @Vitality_UK @Megagold5 Found a fix - you need to enable permissions for Body Sensors & Physical activity.

@Vitality_UK Has something happened to the Google fit integration? It hasn't been tracking for the last few days and keeps telling me there is a problem when I open the Vitality app. I have tried removing the app, reconnecting etc.

@ABTheAdventure @ABTheAdventure - Yes please, woudl love a copy!

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@Vitality_UK I've been told the Google Fit issue not syncing with the Fiit App and your app will take up to 14 days to investigate. Does that mean I need to keep sending you screen shots every day to get my points and rewards !!!

@Vitality_UK @TheDobba @Vitality_UK I am having the same issue. Is there a bug ?

@TheDobba Hi there, I'm sorry to hear this! Can you please send us a DM with your full name, m'ship number and DOB, along with a screenshot of the error so I can look into this for you? Thanks. - Nicole.

@Vitality_UK your app keeps telling me google fit has been disconnected. Have reinstalled app and reconnected but still same issue.

@ABTheAdventure @ABTheAdventure A serpent's head !!

Curious sightings on the Northern Edge of Kinder Scout yesterday. Share your photos of the boulders you've seen on Kinder by replying below 👇 What shapes have you noticed? #peakdistrict

Scotland spent 3 years considering the laws on hate crimes before the Bill was introduced in 2020. 4 more years, after being voted into law and police training to deal with complaints, it came into force. It took @jk_rowling less than 24 hours to demonstrate why it is ludicrous. Free speech and women’s rights must be protected Re-post if you agree. #freespeech

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉 Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them. In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex. For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors. It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal. I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment. If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it. #ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland 11/X