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Honestly no one cares we’re even at $110k just send it to $0.5mm-$1mm

Jensen deciding what to pack

Be honest, which friend are you?

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

I was honestly skeptical at first too. The idea of Strategy selling some Bitcoin to pay STRC dividends sounded crazy when I first heard it. But then I actually ran the math.They have $66.4 billion in Bitcoin and only $1.5 billion in annual dividend obligations. That’s 531 months of coverage. They’re selling ~0.18% of their Bitcoin hoard per month… to buy back over thousands of Bitcoin per month. So they’re massively net buyers while issuing shares. I went from skeptical to bullish as hell. Long Bitcoin. Long Saylor. Long Strategy.

Trust in the Lord.

Met a man in the gym in his 50s with a physique most people want and I asked for his routine. He said: “Just 2 exercises per muscle group. Been doing it for 20 years.” Chest — incline bench + cable fly Shoulders — overhead press + lateral raises Biceps — hammer curls + preacher curls Triceps — pushdowns + overhead extensions Back — pull-ups + barbell rows Legs — squats + leg extensions Then I begin to wonder Are we doing too much in the gym just to feel productive during a workout?

BEST IDEAS FOR A FIRST DATE 1. GO TO AN ARCADE

>Lorna Hajdini, 37 >JPMorgan Executive >Used her power to abuse junior men >Forced married man into non-consensual sex acts >Allegedly drugged him with Rohypnol and erectile dysfunction pills >Forced non-consensual oral s*x while he cried and mocked him during the act >Engaged in facesitting, toe sucking and other acts >Used racial slurs calling him her "little brown boy" and made derogatory remarks about his wife >Threatened to destroy his career saying "I f**king own you" >Victim faced retaliation from JPMorgan after reporting the abuse >This is what feminist women do when they get power. >Imagine the outrage if the genders were reversed.

If you are planning to marry a woman, stop asking childish questions like: “What’s your favorite color?” “What’s your favorite food?” “Who is your celebrity crush?” Those questions won’t help you know her. Ask her THESE instead- and you will know who she really is......

I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that. wow. im doing this DAILY now.

Just got out of an Uber on the way to LAX, headed to New York Driver asks where I’m going, I say NYC He goes, “I’ve got a crazy story for you” He’s originally from Africa, moved to London, then moved to New York in the 90s for school Young, broke, living in Manhattan Ends up becoming close with his neighbor, older Jewish woman. They’d talk all the time. She kept telling him, “You should buy an apartment here” He laughed it off for years. One day she’s getting sick and says, “I’ll tell ya what, you can buy the one you live in” He had no clue she owned it. Asks what she wants for it. She says, “Whatever you have.” He gave her everything. About $20,000. For a 5 bed apartment in Manhattan Few years later she passes He finds out she owned the whole block. No kids, no family. Just decided to sell it to him because she enjoyed him as a neighbor I ask him what he’s doing out in LA He tells me he’s visiting his two daughters at UCLA, one pre med and the other in medical school Says his daughters love going back to New York to visit with friends and staying in that apartment, same place where it all started Whole trajectory of his life changed off that one decision As I’m getting out he goes: “If you turn off social media and the news, you realize the world’s actually a pretty good place, and there’s a lot of really good people out there” Whole lot of truth in that

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My buddy's LLC has 6 employees, a warehouse, and $340,000 in revenue ...None of that is real The LLC exists. It's registered with the state. Has an EIN. Has a business checking account at Chase with $1,000 in it The 6 employees? That's what he typed on the Amex application under "number of employees." Amex didn't call them. Because they don't exist The warehouse? That's the "business address" he listed. It's a virtual office he rents for $49/month that gives him a real street address and mail forwarding The $340,000 in revenue? That's "projected annual revenue" for a business that has produced exactly $0 since he formed it 3 weeks ago Chase gave him $55,000 Amex gave him $75,000 Capital One gave him $40,000 US Bank gave him $25,000 $195,000 total. All at 0% APR. For a business that has never made a single dollar "That's fraud" No. Putting KNOWINGLY FALSE information on a credit application is fraud under 18 U.S.C. § 1014. But "projected revenue" is a real thing every startup reports. Every YC company projecting $10M ARR on day 1 is doing the same math. The difference is they project it to VCs and give up 20% equity. He projected it to Chase and gave up 0% The banks primarily approve based on your PERSONAL credit score for business card applications. The revenue field and employee count are secondary signals that get minimal verification on most standard business card apps His personal score: 728. Normal. Average That 728 score on a personal card application would get him $8K-$12K at 22% APR That same 728 on business card applications got him $195K at 0% APR Same human. Same credit. Same brain. Different product. Different counter at the same bank Here's the part that makes finance bros lose their minds: Business cards don't report balances to personal credit bureaus. He can carry $195K across 4 business cards and his personal credit report shows basically $0 in debt. Utilization at 2%. Score stays at 728 He went and got a personal mortgage 2 months later. The mortgage lender saw a clean borrower with almost no debt. Approved at 6.2% $195K in business debt. Invisible to the mortgage lender. Two separate credit profiles for the same person. Both legal He used $80K to actually start the business (marketing agency). Revenue hit $27K/month by month 4. Paid every card off from cash flow. Still has all the credit lines open for round 2 The "projected $340,000 in revenue" is looking pretty accurate now actually lmao (we build the full entity + credit stack. if your personal score needs work first, we fix that in 30-90 days... then we build the LLC and run the funding sequence. $100K-$250K at 0%. link in bio)

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This guy has been buying $10 of bitcoin per day for 7 years straight He has spent a total of $25,500 and his portfolio just hit $10m in value

whoever said 35 is a man’s prime was right. You will have women from ages 19-55 trying to take u home

If you approach her... Questions she'll interrogate you with: What do you do? How old are you? Why are you single? Do you always do this? Why aren't you using online dating like everyone else? You'll hear them a lot. Best Responses:

Levels of Dates: Level 1 — <$30 dates (coffee, ice cream, quick bites, 1-2 drinks or invite her straight at your place directly) Level 2 — Casual activity dates (walks, museum, arcade, minigolf + drinks/food) <$30-$50 Level 3 — Dinner dates (reservations, effort, intention) <$50-$100 Level 4 — Weekend trips (2–3 days away, hotel booked) <$100-$500 Level 5 — Week-long travel trips (flights, itinerary, real investment) <$500-$2000 Most men start at 3… Smart men start at 1.

The bitcoin faucet is back. 04.06.26 btc.day

It's her day 💗