Jay Cook

@Pixie1z Weeds. Was great for 2 or 3 seasons. Then it slowly descended into crap.

Can you think of one?

@guideforlovers Most people aren’t having sex. They’re negotiating attention ....

@g_a_vb_iii @Victoria00025 How about once you meet Federal retirement age, you are ineligible to run for Congress ?

@Victoria00025 California has term limits. Same operators, different chairs. The machine didn’t die, it learned musical chairs.

Do you support this!? 👇

@solonerfherder @bravesunis @Braves_Jerseys Last year, the home opener was on a Friday and they went with the standard whites. I’d expect the same today.

@bravesunis @Braves_Jerseys Can we confirm? Want to make sure I wear the correct jersey when I leave my house 2moro morning

Today marks the first day of #BRAVESJERSEYTRACKER where every day for the next 162 I will be posting the records the braves have in each of there 2026 uniforms! I’d love for you guys to follow along :)

@peachesinPA @catturd2 @funsizedspud Season 2 is a slower burn but it has its moments. At one point, you feel bad for the daughter. The end of the season is worth the build up though.

@catturd2 @funsizedspud Oh, you mean the show that has the mother & daughter, that are an insult to women everywhere? Made it 2 episodes in on the 2nd season. Done. And it sucks, because the rest was great.

Sorry I’m not tweeting much tonight - I’m binge watching Landman. It’s sooo freaking good. Have any of you seen it?

@sleepyguy007 @nostalgiafkninc Yes ! When they came out, those V6s were awesome. Somewhere around 2010, this car became the scourge of society.

@nostalgiafkninc i had the previous gen altima, and the generation with the v6 is the one that started the craziness. before that it was sa respectable person's car

Should Nissan be held accountable for what they unleashed onto the streets?

@jdm2186 Maaaaaybe not on the same level but there is also a college Water Polo tournament at Rice.

Thursday is going to be an all-time sports day in Houston 3:10 PM - Angels vs Astros (Opening Day) 6:30 PM - Iowa vs Nebraska (Sweet 16) 9:05 PM - Illinois vs Houston (Sweet 16)

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏

@pfinanceblogs @theficouple Yeah, because engine and transmission overhauls aren’t expensive either. Or regular maintenance.

@theficouple The battery replacement is a killer. That has kept us out of the EV game so far.

When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.

Most husband's would rather hear: I'm exhausted but I want to be close to you than Not tonight, I'm not in the mood. One shows care. The other shows indifference and disinterest Huge difference most wives never clock. I wish they do.

@ronsterd89 $10 if the service is poor. Probably 15-18 for very good service.

@FoxNews As a human, I'm not sure I understand what the expected path was supposed to be. The driver is responsible for the vehicle, FSD is a tool. This is the driver's fault 100%.

If reporters were honest, they would be looking at their own cities and states, and doing what Nick Shirley is doing. They would find scoops everywhere and get tons of views. But they don’t do it because they are not really journalists, they are propagandists.

If you liked Houston for spring break you will LOVE Port Arthur. Go there next year.

@KittenTBritche1 @rkylesmith Point taken but Oppenheimer was truly fantastic.

@rkylesmith All movies suck past 2018 and that is being generous.

"I just wanna say, in 1975 the best picture nominees were Dog Day Afternoon, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Jaws, Nashville and Barry Lyndon....and man, did this year's crop suck compared to them!"

@Milajoy Wee, social responsibility and $15 a drink at a bar are all killers.

GEN Z isnt drinking alcohol. The alcohol industry has LOST over $800 billion in the last four years. Are they smoking weed instead? Pills? Or just living sober?

@camibrown1984 The break even is 5-6 drinks a day.

Are the drink packages for cruises worth it?

@lady_valor_07 Oh I’d 100% vote for her in the primary. I want her to be the nominee against Vance or Rubio.

What are the chances you'd vote for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%

@SeanTPendergast They have been in Nashville almost as long as they were in Houston. This was a valid argument when Steve McNair and Eddie George were still playing but get nit anymore.

We should root for a team in Nashville because they USED TO BE in Houston. Eat shit, pal.

@TheXMatriarch Physical intimacy isn’t a luxury in marriage; it’s structural glue. Remove it, and small cracks spread fast.