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I can’t believe a year and a half ago I was spraying my groceries with disinfectant and now I’m back to eating 7/11 chicken wings

JACE GO BACK TO DRAGONSTONE 😭

@TMFanSupport @Heel_Tyler Why would it be mine or another buyer’s problem that someone else didn’t buy seats early enough to get two together? That’s such a lame policy.

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My bad @Ticketmaster for wanting good seats 🙄

There were 11 assassination plots against Obama that never got close to him because his FBI director wasn't a cross-eyed blackout drunk flying his girlfriend around on the government jet to shitty country music concerts

My latest vocal stim is the “why, why” from Human Nature and the classic, “see that GOOOURRRRLLLL”

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

@yelhsanick “Lose a hand, castrated, stoned. In that order.”

"You know if this was Gilead he would get stoned" - @jayennbeee

If there’s one thing about me it’s that I’m a throwback girlie. Don’t ask me about any songs released after 2017

Don’t let anyone talk you out of seeing Project Hail Mary in theaters. That four times will be the best seven times of your life.

‘i don’t hate children. i respect children. i think they should have parents who want them’ cristina yang you will Always be famous

My loungefly fits just fine in those (free, mind you) lockers. If you need more space the big ones are only $5

this scene makes me feel too many things but I love how we can get the full picture from the book #projecthailmary “𝙍𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙮!” I yell as loud as I can. “𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘮𝘦! 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘺! 𝘐’𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘭𝘭!” I wait a few seconds. “I have my EVA suit radio on! Same frequency as always! Say something! Let me know you’re okay!” I turn up my radio volume. All I hear is static. “Rocky!” A crackle. My ears perk up. “Rocky?!” “𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚, 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣?” “Yes!” I’ve never been so happy to hear a few musical notes! “𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙗𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙮! 𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙢𝙚!” “𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣?!” 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝-𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙀𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙬. “Yes! I’m here!” “𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 …” 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨. “𝙔𝙤𝙪 …” 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣. “𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!” “Yes! Set up the airlock tunnel!” “Warning! Taumoeba-82.5 is—” “I know! I know. It can get through xenonite. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙄’𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚. 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚.” “𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚!” “Yes. I caught the Taumoeba in time. I still have fuel. Set up the tunnel. I’m taking you to Erid.” “𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙀𝙧𝙞𝙙!” 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨.

@thecalibae They did this with the Mario ride when it first opened. You can ride Hollywood drift with an express pass during Halloween

WHAT THE F$CK

My white ass rope dropping Sinners day one:

Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was. Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

Like clockwork

@akilovesphm I’d have to watch again but I’m pretty sure the scene where Grace is tackled and drugged, there’s a rainbow in the background. It was the last thing he saw on earth. Someone pls correct me if I’m wrong!!! I’m going based on memory

ngl a little lost on what the rainbow motif is and what it signifies I have noticed it but I didn't get it :(

This dude literally owns a restaurant that charges you $12 for FRIES in case anyone was wondering

A white guy can do the worst thing ever and the headline will still open with a compliment