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@Bitcoin_Teddy This has been my theory from the start.

I like to imagine a future where the CIA sits on the fact they invented Bitcoin until one BTC is worth $100M, at which point they sell Satoshi’s stash ($110T) to clear out the national debt and cement their place in history as the greatest deep state known to man

@AOC Illinois legalized casinos to steal from the poor. So progressive of the left

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

@theficouple The propaganda couple

When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.

@BlueMissourians @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin mother flocker, is that like a master bird? Like an American Eagle?

@jayowayo @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin

This aged like fine wine lol

@BlueMissourians @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin I'm not running for office

@jayowayo @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin Lmao sure buddy. Have fun losing the midterms by a landslide

@BlueMissourians @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin

@jayowayo @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin You don’t do that by leaving it out in the sun

@BlueMissourians @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin We didn't start it, we're ending it

@jayowayo @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin Or how about we try this. Not starting a war to begin with?

@BlueMissourians @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin heating milk is called pasteurization, it's safer to drink

@jayowayo @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin This is going to age like milk in the sun

@BlueMissourians @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin Then they should just listen and stop trying to kill every tanker that drives by. Like if they stop trying to kill people they won't die. Pretty sure trump said this when he addressed IRAN!

@jayowayo @LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin Or how about people just don’t die?

@ChicagoDOT Now we can watch people get mugged from street level, much safer for everyone else.

Big changes are underway at State-Lake🚧 CDOT is leading a major rebuild of the 120-year-old CTA station, which will create a fully-accessible, modern rail hub. Crews have made great progress this winter, including removing the old station house & platform structural steel.

@GrumpyPawsTV @isaiahrmartin I fight fire with fire

@jayowayo @isaiahrmartin oh rage bait account. almost got me ngl

@GrumpyPawsTV @isaiahrmartin Biden isn't alive, so yes, if you lay down with your ass in the air, someone will come along a fuck it.

@jayowayo @isaiahrmartin what about the clip of him saying biden was gonna throw us into a war in the middle east?

@ZeroCozmos @Edton3030 @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin Thanks nostradumbass.

@jayowayo @Edton3030 @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin It won't, because Iran isn't just going to fold that easily without boots on the ground. So "No New Wars" was absolute BS.

@LDTwestbmore @isaiahrmartin Better than dying for more expensive gas. Only in the world, for all of time, until America made it better.

@jayowayo @isaiahrmartin Ppl have to die for cheaper gas. Only in America

@Edton3030 @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin I’d didn’t say he’d win them, I forecasted the war will be wrapped up by then.

@jayowayo @Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin You're loosing the mid-terms.

@Microcapsule13 @isaiahrmartin Wrapped up before midterms.

@jayowayo @isaiahrmartin When will it be over? The last war we got into was like 20 years long. You're telling me I gotta wait 20 years for gas to come down?

@susanamendoza10 When it's 70 degrees outside we all can go to the corner of Pulaski and Lake St and witness the open drug market. If we actually arrested people we can add a decade to life expectancy in that neighborhood.

Send this to someone who doesn't know this. #chicago

@MoonDevOnYT I used it for one day and for the last 2 weeks my API is used up and i paying for pro. Any ideas?

Claude + Polymarket = Free Money? (Full Bot Tutorial)

@pmarca Which group has the most introspection?

Ratio me, navelgazers.