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John Beef Wellingoon 🔺🇮🇹

@jbeefwellingon

Proud #italianamerican🇺🇸🇲🇽(yes that’s me in the pfp) | world’s highest IQ holder *TW: Italian and proud* RT = Endorsement #NeverForget | GOY HUSBAND

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pip@pippy_skippy·
@jbeefwellingon Blue Balls Is Like Blocking An Orgasm Hence The O Block Or Blocking Of The O
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pip@pippy_skippy·
getting blue balls in chicago call that o block
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Ray “twigward” Davis@raydavisIIII·
@Shaynagillis I got caught smoking cigs inside twice in a span of minutes and pretended I had no id. I gave them a fake name and major so they let me stay 🙂
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Shayna Gillis@Shaynagillis·
Since there’s no actual Pre Law requirements I’m about to start Larping and tell everyone I’m Pre Law
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@sarah_micheleg I’ll probably just go to work. It’s all I do anyways while my wife gets to sit at home and do her Krav Maga lessons with her private instructor. Even worse: when I get home, I have to sleep on the couch because he’s “too tired” to drive home after so he sleeps in my bed with her
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sarah@sarah_micheleg·
so the nats are above .500, what do we do
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🥇@deethegod_·
Why do mfs put they first and last as they username on socials 😂
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@jjjjjonesjjjjj Nope, not normal. I’ve been telling my roommate this for years but he keeps locking it. I’ll keep checking though. Every night. And one day, I’ll get in.
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Jones@jjjjjonesjjjjj·
U mean to tell me its not normal to lock your bedroom door at night
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twinkytuff@twinkytuff·
if ur a grown man on snapchat you should honestly kill urself
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slothy@slothy_420·
i have got to get my dick sucked
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chud apatow@benadryldoer·
imagine a ponderous question
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Destiny Lugardo@destiny_lugardo·
Bryce Harper might be on to something with this toothpaste directly in the mouth strategy. Very unpleasant sensory experience at first, but your mouth does feel a little cleaner. Will continue to see if this holds up.
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Corbin Richardson@corbinmadisonr·
@jiratickets Not corporate, but the house where John Wilkes Booth planned his assassination of Abraham Lincoln is now Wok and Roll, a Chinese restaurant and karaoke bar.
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Hazel@Hazeludw·
boobs to your mouth name a rock
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Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪@polypocketknife·
is there a pejorative term for military like what pig is for cops?
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essie ♱⃓@heinefan·
guys what would be ur walkup song if you were a baseball player
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Degen CPA
Degen CPA@DrewVento·
Cut my thumb, very inconvenient
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