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Jaguar Land Rover has today announced the loss of 500 jobs.

@MickMacca You’ve just offered me 4 tickets for oasis in July 😂😂

If anyone is friends with ne on Facebook or Insta please report that account.. I've been hacked 🙃

@TicketmasterUK is an absolute clown show

@TicketmasterUK I’m not a bot, I’m in a hotel room in Spain. Waited 2 hours in the queue to be told that. Jokers #oasis

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@talkSPORT missed Knashley Cole

@Cobratate @LiamCornally96 ??

Why are you gay?

16, 34 and 38 years old these three. Darts must be a stressful sport 🎯😬#darts

@NicholasTimothy @ProjectFootball 🤣🤣

@ProjectFootball @jclavin93 Timmy J

John McGinn every time he gets the ball #ASTARS twitter.com/blackkwolfee/s…

Fixed it ✅

They get 98% right mate. It’s fine. #LFC

How’s that offside ?? Where was the check? Fuck off

@bayer04_en there are 17 of us travelling from England for the Hadenheim game on 24th September. Can the groom be the mascot for the game please ? Danke

An 8 year contract for a young footballer on 120k a week is too good to turn down. Simple really. Move on to the next. Chelsea’s spending is unsustainable and will eventually come to an end, surely.

@ItsDigbyAgain @Depheruk @plinketyplink2 @BritishGas @BritishGasHelp Another account with no face or name making stupid comments about people in a position they can’t comprehend. Too easy on this app. Cunts.

@Joey7Barton Played Salgados last week. Bring your snorkel and lots of spare balls.

Looking to have a swing this afternoon here in the Algarve, Portugal. What are the best conditioned / hardest golf courses any of you have played recently down here? Playing well and fancy a good test. 💪 #TwitterGolf

Hold that Kepa. Cold.

@SeanG91 @KevinNagleMLS just seen this in Albufeira pal. Thought you should know

@HeywoodsFC @JBrennan_24

Presentation night! 🏆 The end of season presentation is tonight!! 📍 Huddersfield Irish centre. ⏰ 7pm. 🍔 Food. 🍺 Cheep drinks. 🏆 The Barlow cup will be there! 🎤 Local comedian “Cally” will be on the mic from 9pm. What a night!!!🍻🏆🍻 All welcome!! 🍻🏆🍻