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juan cuellar

@jcuellarcomedy

Twitter is just for fun ok? I love cats, dogs, comedy and sports! I make jokes and podcast from Albuquerque! Living in America!#TeamJadaStevens

Albuquerque, N.M. Katılım Aralık 2009
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Roger Stone@RogerJStoneJr·
I am but a soldier in the army of Christ
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SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
Who else IS NOT upset by Trumps post? I’m so sick of this fake moral outrage that we see every day.
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Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 President Trump just posted this powerful painting on Truth Social. Trump stands radiant in a red robe, laying hands on a sick man while surrounded by American symbols, the flag, eagles, fighter jets, the Statue of Liberty, and everyday heroes.
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Russell Brand
Russell Brand@rustyrockets·
Fame isn’t the answer. Sex isn’t the answer. Money isn’t the answer. Politics isn’t the answer. Winning the culture war isn’t the answer. Religious war isn’t the answer. He is the answer.
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juan cuellar@jcuellarcomedy·
@RobSchneider So many stupid people like you and so many reasonable people think you're an absolute douche.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
I've been holding back on this, but I'm just gonna let loose... So many of these "protestors" here in Asheville NC have had their lives DRAMATICALLY improved by President Trump. Trump's FEMA resolved 80% of ALL open Hurricane Helene cases Biden left sitting 116 days... in 5 DAYS. Trump's DOT gave nearly $2 BILLION to fix roads and bridges in WNC, which is the largest Emergency Relief allocation in federal highway history. Trump's DOT reopened I-40 in 5 months. Everyone said it would take years. Trump's HUD approved $1.4 billion for Helene housing recovery so fast that even Democrat Governor Josh Stein publicly thanked him for it. Trump's USDA delivered $221 million directly to WNC farmers who lost everything. Trump gave NC 6 full months of 100% federal cost coverage — one of the longest in FEMA history. The same people driving on rebuilt roads, drinking clean water, living the comeback... are out here protesting the man who made most of it happen. JUST GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!! It's not that hard. He knew you hated him before the storm. He knew that when he landed in Asheville. And guess what? HE SHOWED UP AND HELPED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!!! And today you grabbed your little sign and costumes, got in your little Subaru, you drove on those rebuilt roads, over those rebuilt bridges, passed rebuilt houses and rebuilt parks, to protest a man who helped your city. You look stupid, out of touch, and insanely ungrateful.
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
Probably the only movie actually worth seeing this year
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Sebastian Gorka DrG
Sebastian Gorka DrG@SebGorka·
As we prepare for President @realDonaldTrump to share his State of the Union with us, take a moment to think about how this fearless leader has changed your life for the better. He didn’t have to run a third time and risk his life in doing so. Thank you Mr. President.
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juan cuellar
juan cuellar@jcuellarcomedy·
@bennyjohnson Don't you all have something better to do? Why so obsessed 😆?
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
You are being lied to by the desperate NFL PR machines. That viral graphic claiming 135M watched Bad Bunny's halftime flop? Total BS. Even Nielsen data proves it wasn't close to being "the most-watched ever." Samba smart TV data shows the REAL story: massive audience drop-off right at halftime as Americans changed the channel on degeneracy. Empirical proof people tuned out the anti-American mess and tuned into Christ-centered culture. This is WINNING. TPUSA Halftime Show owned the narrative. Culture war victory. 🇺🇸🔥
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@JeffDye Oh Jeff, you're so dumb and easily manipulated. How are those DUI charges?
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MAZE@mazemoore·
2018. Obama gives one of the most divisive speeches ever. For an hour he lies about Trump. He pushes the Russia hoax and the Fine People Hoax. He falsely claims that Trump won’t condemn nazis. He calls MAGA a threat to democracy. What a guy.
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@gregkellyusa That's not what happened at all. You're bad at interpreting this stuff.
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Greg Kelly
Greg Kelly@gregkellyusa·
Jack Smith EXPOSED (again) as a Liar—his malicious FRAUDULENT “office of the special counsel” OUTED.  Jack belongs in JAIL.  I’m Enjoying his Squirming and Terror.
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Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth·
“Captain” Kelly knows exactly what he did, and that he will be held to account. Thats why he’s so worried and cranky.
Senator Mark Kelly@SenMarkKelly

Pete Hegseth is coming after what I earned through my twenty-five years of military service, in violation of my rights as an American, as a retired veteran, and as a United States Senator whose job is to hold him—and this or any administration—accountable. His unconstitutional crusade against me sends a chilling message to every retired member of the military: if you speak out and say something that the President or Secretary of Defense doesn’t like, you will be censured, threatened with demotion, or even prosecuted. Every servicemember knows military rank is earned, not given. It's earned through the risks you take, the sacrifices you and your family make, the leadership you display, and the respect you earn from the superiors who recommend you for promotion. From the moment I drove through the gates of Naval Air Station Pensacola, to when I was shot at over Iraq and Kuwait, to when I landed Space Shuttle Endeavour on its last mission, I gave everything I had to this country and I earned my rank of Captain, United States Navy. Now, Pete Hegseth wants our longest-serving military veterans to live with the constant threat that they could be deprived of their rank and pay years or even decades after they leave the military just because he or another Secretary of Defense doesn’t like what they’ve said. That’s not the way things work in the United States of America, and I won’t stand for it. In 1986, at just 22 years old, I took an oath to protect and defend the Constitution. I have fulfilled that oath every day since, but I never expected that I would have to defend it against a Secretary of Defense or President. But I’ve never shied away from a fight for our country, and I won’t shy away from this one. Because our freedom of speech, the separation of powers, and due process are not just words on a page, they are bedrock principles of our democracy that has lasted 250 years and will last 250 more as long as patriotic Americans are willing to stand up for our rights. So today, I filed a lawsuit against the Secretary of Defense because there are few things as important as standing up for the rights of the very Americans who fought to defend our freedoms.

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Carl Higbie
Carl Higbie@CarlHigbie·
Well… just deleted all the avengers movies from our Apple TV.
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@StephenM You're an insurrectionist. Drowsy faced mother fucking asshole.
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