Jeff Katz

@ThrillaRilla369 Stepping on legos in the middle of the night

Tell me a pain that is worse than a toothache...Aside from child birth

@OldRowSwig @damone_mike can get you tix , but that service costs money

Major concert tours are cancelling because of unsold seats? Have they considered lowering the price of tickets from $2,000 or using someone who is not Ticketmaster for ticket sales?

It was on this day, sixteen years ago, when Ernie Harwell passed away. He was the voice of my entire childhood. So many nights staying up late listening to him on my radio. Never will there ever be another Ernie Harwell. 🙏 #RestInPeaceErnie

JetBlue just pulled the ultimate power move. Hours after Spirit Airlines went dark, JetBlue swooped into South Florida with a full-blown rescue mission—and they're not playing small. Here's the breakdown: $99 rescue fares for anyone holding a valid Spirit ticket. Same route, same dates, just call 1-800-JETBLUE. Flying Fort Lauderdale to San Juan? Blue Basic is capped at $299 through May 8. But that's just the warm-up. JetBlue is exploding at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International—adding 11 brand new cities, extra flights on existing routes, and pushing nearly 130 daily departures this summer. That's a 75%+ jump from last year and their biggest FLL operation EVER. CEO Joanna Geraghty put it plainly: "South Florida is a key market... we're stepping up, adding service, and keeping fares competitive." (Translation: we're taking over.) Fun fact? Fort Lauderdale was JetBlue's very first destination back in 2000. Now they're reclaiming it after Spirit held 27% of that market. Oh, and they're not leaving Spirit's crew behind either—jumpseat access for two weeks and job interviews for qualified staff. This is how you turn a market collapse into a masterclass. 👇

30 a piece for Cade & Unc 🔥

@WillieHandler The answer could be , “sure”

Me: Try the latkes. Non-Jewish friend: What are they? Me: Jewish hash browns. Friend: Yes, please. Do you eat them with bacon and eggs?

@robwolchek @wxyzdetroit @Xfinity @DetroitPistons @NBA Put em in the hall of shame

Why is @wxyzdetroit blocked on my @Xfinity cable tv that I pay $300 a month? Why do I have to watch one team, my team, the @DetroitPistons on a different network/streaming service every game of ONE round of the @NBA Playoffs!!! This is ridiculous.

@DetroitPistons @comcast Let’s go pistons , even if I have to watch the on stat tracker on my phone

@fire_starter457 @HelpLonger Sen. Warren blocked purchase claiming it was a monopoly,but it only represented 8% of the airline industry. Now17,000 people are going to be out of work, & that will trickle to various industries that relied on spirit (hotel,transportation,food services etc) it happened b4 trump

Spirit Airlines just went out of business. Spirit Airlines was driven out of business because they COULD NO LONGER AFFORD TO FUEL THEIR AIRPLANES. The rising cost of fuel? That's not Obama. That's not Biden. THAT'S TRUMP.

@0xkiel_ According to Elton John , Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mark Cuban says Elon Musk texted him "f*ck you" and called him a racist after he criticized Tesla. "I had his number and I texted him congrats on your 97th kid and he text me back ‘Mars needs kids.’ then I said something about a Tesla and he just sends me a text saying fuck you.” He’s called me racist, he’s called me poop emoji multiple times... that just gives me license to f*uck with him even more.”

@conquertheno Worst air quality

What food is your state famous for?

@darkxfer Bahahaha

Public Service Announcement…

@NiqabNancy Should have swallowed

I just found out my eldest child voted for Trump. Ffs I wish I went through with the abortion

@michael_brock28 @EmilySm43 From what I heard , pedophiles get the shit beat out of them or worse in prison . I’m ok with that

@EmilySm43 No men and women who violate kids should not get a cushy life in a cell. Save the people money give them the death penalty to be carried out the next day

Do you agree? 🤔

@rocknrollofall Rod Stewart reuniting with former band mate Ron wood was awesome, but, I think Nirvana unplugged was the most memorable.

Which MTV Unplugged performance impressed you the most?

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need more “Johnny Gilbert #1 hit machine” on @Jeopardy @KenJennings @nbc

@BarrySchust Dan majerle -Central Michigan University !

Charles Barkley is not available. What player do you think of when you think Phoenix Suns?

@toxiccowboy1 Correct

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@MbarkCherguia My receding hairline 😂

Fellas, what's stopping you from rocking hair like this?