jefflockhart

Midterms have terribly low turn out, often b/c people don't know who is on the ballot. Enter your zip code. See who is no your ballot. Retweet so everyone around you can check too: bit.ly/3Ew1q0d

Going to my 1st ever game at Lambeau this weekend but I don’t drink. Do I need to be worried about getting contact drunk?

Today is 10/10. Would recommend. #dadjoke #dadjokes

Partner keeps losing her reading glasses so I hooked her up with an AirTag. #airtag #Apple

@RacismDog is “some” a synonym for racists?

Does this mean we can get a new episode of @TwinsiesPod ? @andytwood @tjchambersLA bbc.com/news/entertain…

I’m an hour into the latest @LPontheleft episode. One question: when is the Freddy Nachos merch coming out?

Fixed it.

@patiomensch Why isn’t your Peloton in the solarium?!

Ukulele!!

Think it’s long past time for a Bill of Responsibilities.

@SamLockhart34 And then you donate blood and that beer money goes so much further.

If only Florida leaders fought as hard to keep guns out of schools as masks, our schools would be a safer place.

@RonFilipkowski That guy cuts a kick ass wrestling promo.

The San Diego Board of Supervisors meeting tonight featured a litany of deranged anti-vaccers, including Matt Baker. He accused them of violating the Nuremberg Code, called them Nazis with Fauci as Fuhrer, and said “your children and your children’s children will be subjugated.”

I tore both rotator cuffs AGAIN just watching @sunisalee_ ‘s bar routine. #SuniLeeDay #OlympicGames

@ADog2k20 Obviously needs slam dunks.

Thank goodness the team astrologer has stayed quiet. usatoday.com/story/sports/o…

@Triple_Bypass_ There were Colorado peaches 🍑 at an aid station during the Blue River Century. They. Were. Perfect.

Tell us what your favorite, unexpected Aid Station food items have been at other events you've participated in. We want to know! 👀 📷 : Calum McGee

On a related note, a wealth tax would generate at least $3 TRILLION for our communities.

@JennSchaal I miss that face!

Guys. I mean.

My 71 yo dad refers to Louie as his grandson and I just love it

Drifting off to sleep last night, I wondered, what does Norwegian sound like spoken in a Scottish accent? #Norway #Scotland #RandomThoughts