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Being social so I have friends

It’s pride month - who wants to do me a favor that’s going to Apple Park 😭😭😭

@ClassicII_MrMac Who’s going to Apple Park and wants to do a guy a solid?

Exclusive new Apple Park Visitor Center #WWDC26 merch drop today!!!🤩 I was first in the store this morning after the overnight reset! Here’s what Apple added: 🌈 Rainbow Apple Logo Hat 🌈 Rainbow Garamond Crewneck 🚰 Apple Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Just sent this to a guy asking for money. He didn’t wanna research mama 😢

Being social so I have friends

@buffys That boy who asked for the donuts would be jumping on this

@koop0x God I wish

Is $850k enough to retire?

“aI wIlL taKe oUr joBs” oh yeah? Seems like AI needs me rn more than I need it!

me posting on twitter with 0 likes, 0 retweets and 0 comments:

Gays joke about wanting to date a romantic millionaire but somehow continually fumble when they get the chance 🤔

I’m so down bad I asked the uber driver to turn up that Fireflies song

@not_interstng Just checked the comments and everyone had the same idea, plz ignore those hoes 🥰

@not_interstng Do you mind laying on top of me for a few seconds and then I can lyk?

@livewithnoregrt Rent is due

adulting in 3 words?

36*

Avg 40 yr old gay man

@landoborris @nikitabier can you check this thread and ban the hundreds of bots taking over this site?

brother invest in the privacy screen protector please for our sake 🙏🏻🙏🏻

@MostlyMonkey Their internships pay $300k. You absolutely can retire in 20 years there.

People are absolutely unaware how much money you can make.

@HelloVyom Their internship pays $300k. You can absolutely retire in 20 years at Jane Street. Probably could have retired after 15.

I don't think Jane Street pays you soo much that you can just retire and enjoy life after working for only 20 years there

@KobeissiLetter They realized market is closed Monday and need to delay

BREAKING: The White House no longer expects an agreement with Iran to be announced today and thinks it could take "several more days" for the deal's approval, per Axios. Yesterday, President Trump said a deal announcement was coming "shortly." US officials are "optimistic" but say the deal could still fall apart.