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i demand that you all reconsider this flawless analogy

alike* goddamnit

do you think these people look like or do you think me a fool?

having a pearl cast before you must feel so good as a swine

It is a truth universally acknowledged that ICE are a bunch of goose-stepping cowardly little bitches.

my little baby’s all grown up and serving cvnt

yeah your back hurts because this is what your posture is like

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise

@fishfourteen yay! you’re doing amazing, sweetie

Anorexia is so over

i will watch it 500 times in theaters and also throw up and cry the whole time

Today I definitely gave it my some

laughing at this playlist that i never added any more songs to

this better be real, oh my GOD, please be real

your top track? you replayed “everything you said today” 3678 times this year!

wish i had spotify wrapped for my brain. this year, your top song? hilary duff’s “la la la la la la la la lA La la la / la la la la la la LA La / la la la la la la la la llAAA— LAA la la laaa / hahaaAh ooHOOhoohooh / iihhnyAaHYAAyaAAYAAAH /ooOOooOOHOOOOooOooo / HAAEEeYEAHEEEYEAH”

No amount of money will ever be enough for me. Five dollars, ten dollars, ten dollars and fifty cents — I will always want more

for reference, the diva himself

billy bob thornton when he decided to wear a fedora over a beanie (?) at the CMA awards

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

draw me like one of your conclusions