Jerry Duran

Tech Bros are dead

@picotop I like what ADP says on my profile “Terminated”

guy who got fired: “I got laid off”

@engineering_bae You’re are really fine if I might add!

I purchased an age restricted item so an attendant was flagged over to my self checkout lane. I began pulling out my ID only for him to abruptly say “Ma’am. You’re fine.” as he removed the restriction 🤣

@p8stie Atlanta is to Black Americans what LA is to Mexican Americans

Just went to hot YOGA in Atlanta Georgia The class was entirely full of BLACK PEOPLE. AMERICAN BLACK PEOPLE. Everyone was black except me. And they said namaste & everything. They were way friendlier & more well-adjusted than white yoga people. Lots of smiles & eye contact

@sheisartmoney @Empty_America Low cost compared to California! Even compared to the Central Valley CA

@jerryd1236 @Empty_America high or low?

I'm always hesitant to recommend that anyone move to New Mexico, because it's really a form of "internal ex-pating." If you wouldn't even consider living in Italy or Mexico, you WILL NOT like NM. Also a mass influx from the "mainland" would be very negative IMO.

@randomrecruiter It’s easy to save when you don’t have a family or baddie

TC: $750,000/yr

@SaladBarFan Plus 3k month tax free from department of veterans for disability…

If you’re ever worried about becoming trapped in the permanent underclass just become a cop in SF and make $300K a year.

@DemonFramed @downbadcomment First thought that came to me! Most men would of power through it and complete the mission and especially at his age

@downbadcomment She was definitely a catfish. A man will have no problem fucking a beautiful woman with an annoying voice

@jamesonhaslam Yes!

@jerryd1236 Can you DM me some pics?

just realized I have to move after putting all this work into my house 😔 (I don’t have enough space for all the fruit trees I want to plant)

@Insanity2318 @1ssve Many such cases

@jerryd1236 @1ssve Sucking dick?

I watched someone get promoted 3 times in 2 years by doing absolutely nothing but talking loudly in meetings and CC'ing the right people. Still think about that.

@Seb__flyte1 The poor Mexicans are jealous of Mexican Americans

Was unaware that Mexicans in Mexico feel the same way about their American diaspora as Europeans do. In a way it makes sense, but it’s always hilarious that there are people in Tijuana looking over the border at San Diego thinking, “we don’t like your kind.”😆

@kolo_revived @JulieChangRE Worse than methdesto?

@JulieChangRE my parents grew up there. you don't want to live there.

What’s wrong with Nice CA Those people down the road in Lucerne sure are funny

@mysteriouskat Ok bye go to go

I'm supremely bad at ending conversations. Can I get some tips on how to politely free myself?

@Richard3753 Why post what you have conquer? Gay

Most men don't post their wives pictures online because they know that men who have fvcked their wives in the past will laugh at them.

@Trace_Cohen Nope, enterprises use consultants for liability! Where be labor liability, c-suite leadership liability or legal liability

If you never worked in a big corporate enterprise you have no idea how important consultants are and why Forward Deployed Engineers are the hottest thing right now. Almost no A+ talent works 9-5 at a corporate enterprise. You either pay up or acquire it.

@HeyYoungKings I think it has to do with the first female woman you’re with and that influence your attraction going forward? Most woman are unfortunately overweight

Only porn addicts are attracted to thick women.

@SofySerene Coke

¿Cuál es la bebida perfecta para este plato?

@phresh_arrow Are you sure you and everyone around you is too old for the club?

Gyms being busy on a Friday night is a clear indication club culture is dying