Jesse 'extremely hardcore' Roberts

Outlook (and every calendar tool) feature request: pad 15 minutes before and after every meeting as BUSY.

I formally submit my application for the role of CEO of HTMX @htmx_org @gitpush_gitpaid

I have a two year old MacBook Pro and everything I use (apps, websites) is getting slower and slower. When did most of us stop carrying about snappiness? My god, we have so much power on our hands, why is most software out there so crappily written? 💩💩💩

And I guess I know what I'm playing with this weekend.

How has it been 4 years?! Also we should ride...

Yep. Gonna miss this.

Ugh I just realized I'll actually miss this place.

dammit do I need to go get a mastodon now? #lazyweb

@zebpalmer Maybe the real twitter was the friends we made along the way 😄

@jesse_ops I would have never met you without it.

Long time from now, we'll be all gone. On the other hand, Twitter will forever be remembered as the first tool in human history that taught masses how distributed systems fail.

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@maeltor @SpaceX It's true. Get those marketing dollars over here for Artemis II 😂

@jesse_ops This is awesome... But @SpaceX has better livestream cameras...

Spaaaaaaaaaace! 8 and I are watching #Artemis1 NOW!

@eamonb @chrismwayne @ibuildthecloud "wtfffffff"

@chrismwayne @ibuildthecloud

Well that explains my terrible commit messages.

@waded All. The. Time.

Some days you pull up vi in the VS Code terminal because you need to edit the file you're looking at, but you were in the terminal, and you're broken like that.

Investors fear culture caught up with them. More people know insulin's discovery was funded with our money. Insulin's cheaper everywhere else. Insulin's inventors sold the patent for a dollar to a university because they wanted everyone to afford it. vox.com/2019/4/3/18293…

Eli Lilly stock isn't just tanking because of a satirical Tweet on Musk's hellscape, it's tanking because millions of people are asking why we have to pay for insulin, when it was made to be free. That's why other insulin stocks are falling too. Happy Disability Awareness Month

@elonmusk Tom was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOOOOO

Is Twitter great again yet?