eGregious 🦞🇺🇸

@MatthewModine Best wrestling movie ever Matthew. Banging soundtrack to boot. Oh yeah, and Linda Fiorentino 👀 🔥

I’m often asked about the pegboard scene in VISION QUEST. That was all me. No stunt doubles or safety measures. I trained for a long time and had to climb it several times to get all the angles. The “trick” is not to over extend, so you’d be pulling up your entire body weight. You have to keep it compact. Arms and elbows tight. 💪🏽 You can support the @FMJDiary project by bidding on a signed VQ poster here: ebay.com/itm/2062521319…

@PorVida_SAS I expect us to look rusty and have a difficult time with a long, athletic team that’s very playoff experienced. Portland was a cakewalk. These playoffs begin for real in 4 hours.

Spurs fans, what are some expectations for tonight??👀

@_MissMelody @truhollywdnoir

Derby winner, Golden Tempo, refuses to visit the White House! He said, "If I wanted to see a horse's ass I would've come in 2nd".

@ThrillaRilla369 I like meatloaf

No one actually likes meatloaf I said what I said

@david_stewart I would have had to guess badminton. Played competitive tennis and ping pong & there’s no way. Knew hockey is around 100-110 mph max. Would have to assume badminton is measuring right as it comes off the racket, it slows quickly due to drag

Still staggered at this £500,000 question. I’d have been all in on ice puck and shown to be clueless 😟

@122360FU That’s the greatest close in the history of racing. Also incredible work by the jockey picking a line that kept his horse out of any bottlenecks.

“I’ve been watching the Kentucky Derby for 30 years and this has never happened before. The jockey with the bright red helmet and black jacket on is in last place, 25 lengths behind. Feast your eyes on what happens. Keep your eyes on the red helmet in the back of the pack!”✅

@yamalstar 22k likes for a bold faced lie.

Sophie Rain says she’s going to be filling for a Temporary restraining order (T.R.O) against Erika Kirk after she received threatening messages from her demanding full refund of the $15m Charlie Kirk spent for her ØF subscription

@ADRWC @Azariel91 A bicycle on the road is a vehicle. It’s expected to abide by all rules and laws of travel. Pretty sure passing on the right, in the shoulder is frowned upon

You're riding and suddenly you're trapped, no shoulder, no escape, just a truck closing in. Who's at fault here? The cyclist for trying to pass on a highway... or the truck driver for squeezing him into a barrier?

@Her_Nonymous_D This post has 74 responses and 2.4k likes, and not one person doing either of them actually bothers to read the profile, at all

I was stuck at the airport for hours. Flight delayed, no clear answers, just that slow frustration building. Next to me was a man who wasn’t just annoyed, he was panicking. Calls, pacing, that look like everything was on the line. I finally asked what was wrong. He said, “My daughter’s wedding. Tomorrow. If I miss this flight, I miss walking her down the aisle.” And just like that, it stopped feeling like a normal delay. They announced it was a mechanical issue. More waiting. Maybe even a cancellation. I asked where the wedding was, and it turned out it was in the same state, just a different city. About a 5 hours drive. So I said, “I have a car. I can drive you.” He looked shocked. “That’s 10 hours round trip. I can’t ask you to do that.” I told him, “You’re not asking. I’m offering. Let’s go.” And we did. Somewhere along the drive, the…

@stecal12 @Her_Nonymous_D You should also really look at “her” location

@Her_Nonymous_D So, father was helpless to have driven himself as a plan B (begs the question of how did he get to the airport in the first place)? You waited the entire time to drive him back, because no other family member could have done that? Or someone couldn't have met him halfway? Sure.

@stecal12 @Her_Nonymous_D You should really read her bio

@SpencerHakimian Uh, no. Austin:

🚨BREAKING: Gas hits $5.00/Gallon in Texas.

My understanding of the US war on Iran: 1. Strait closed - global energy costs up 40 percent +|-. 2. US bases in GCC damaged or severely damaged. 3. US munitions depleted. 4. Profits from new defense contracts directed to Presidents family. 5. US relations with Europe lowest since before WWII. 6. Nuclear material intact in Iran. 7. Israel alienated globally. 8. Adherence to US Constitution increasingly degraded - no war authorization from Congress. Am I missing something? What is the benefit to USA of all this?

@MoosesFelix @JRanger17 The greatest athlete thst ever existed

Secretariat was one bad ass....🏇

@wembyfan4life @AntDavis23 What fvcking moronic response

They ain’t winning a ring big Dog come get your chip with the spurs . SA knows how to care of big men @AntDavis23

@TheeDarkCircle I read an article that said a grizzly (or polar bear) can literally sever you spine with one swipe. A human, WITH A MACHETE cannot even mortally wound the same animal. Anyone who believe this is an absolute moron

6% Americans believe they can defeat a bear barehanded

@CoachKarl22 @spurs @abathrowbacks Coach, my mother used to work for the Spurs box office, before the TicketMaster days back when we just became an NBA team in the Hemisphere. We met once, many years ago. It warms my heart to see your loyalty to this organization that has meant so much to this city. GO SPURS GO!

The Spurs represent all that is right with pro hoops. Smaller basketball market, well run organization, rabid fandom, born thru the ABA with a rebel’s spirit. It’s one of the honors of my life to have been an original member of the San Antonio Spurs!! Por vida

@sa_thur @FunMovieTVFan @sandropacheco71

@jgcrawfish @FunMovieTVFan @sandropacheco71 Couldn't agree more

Favorite Jennifer?

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.” They did. 2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.” They did, today. Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.” They will.