JGN “Parody Account”

Good morning to everyone, but especially fans of the Metro Division Champion Carolina Hurricanes

@TheFieldOf68 Will Wade apparently made a weak ass offer here

NEWS: Xavier has landed LSU transfer big man Mike Nwoko, per multiple reports. The big man averaged 13.4 points and 5.9 rebounds for the Tigers in 25-26. Xavier will be his fourth school in four years.

only 15 months late, great job, Dems, really got that finger on the pulse

@TheFieldOf68 @GoodmanHoops In that this university doesn’t have a functional administration and can’t decide what flowers to plant by the Old Well without Klingon style death threats/questioning of honor, yes, it was a fractured process

"There's a little bit of a fracture at Carolina with the way this search was done. That's my understanding right now..." - @GoodmanHoops MICHAEL MALONE TO CAROLINA ⬇️ youtube.com/live/gArtY-w8-… x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Christ preached forgiveness, mercy, and peace. A guy who beats his girlfriends and has four gin-and-tonics before breakfast says we should kill for Jesus in Iran. For busy church-goers, it’s hard to know who to believe.

Kitchener Daily Record, Ontario, April 29, 1947

@SickosCommittee Of course you’re aware that NC State’s Mr. Wuf and Ms. Wuf are not only married, they took their vows from the Wake Forest Demon Deacon.

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

@MikeDrucker Hobbes was right

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?"

Remember when I gave that LOSER Moses ten days to MAKE A DEAL or STOP PARTING THE RED SEA. Time is running out - 48 hours before locusts will reign down on them. Glory be to ME!” by Ramesses II, 1240 BCE

@davidgross_man He’s days away from giving Japan the Trident missile in order to defeat Godzilla

@RatCatcherMpls You think he can last a whole week? You’re a wild eyed optimist

He’s a week away from tweeting out the n-word

DO IT FOR ROBERT TRACTOR TRAYLOR!! 🔥🕊️

We’ve got someone who’d struggle to hit a 15 in the MoCA in charge of a war. This is all fine and normal.

Happy Easter from one of South Dakota State’s old mascots.

@MarxGasol If I say I am back on my shit, that would imply there was a time I was ever off it

@KySportsRadio Granted, I ain’t messaging recruits on Instagram or whatever, but the given level of watching/caring about every game and possession is just how I am because that’s the only thing I’ve ever known. Makes me wonder how many others like me there are. Kind of a cultural transplant

@KySportsRadio A tangential thought: I think three standard UK fan level of fanaticism has been transplanted into some of the other big fan bases. Consider me: child of two UK alumni, raised in BBN from 1988-2006, then attended CofC and UNC med school. I’m a UNC fan the way my parents are BBN

UK does have some fans that act a fool. I am often on the receiving end of it. It sucks to get and I am sure even more so if you are a young player But Kentucky also has mostly the best fans in the world who shower players with love Blaming BBN for Coach/team issues is lame

@GoodmanHoops This is no slight against Kentucky alumni and fans. Their mentality is the only correct one.

@GoodmanHoops Also no one tell Andrea Hurley about Kentucky Wildcats fans. The concept of a fan base sustained primarily by fanatical spite that has the power and fury of 10,000 stars against literally all teams that are not the Kentucky Wildcats would be too much for her to consider

Andrea Hurley is NOT happy with St. John’s fans!!!