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@Keir_Starmer This is straight out of The Thick of It 😂

Phase two of my government starts today.

Well said 👏

@OptaJoe 😎

@MarcmanJ Surely they just record another series with the new hosts and same contestants. This could be used by the contestants as a trial run!

@jimbothedonhose The contestants worked hard and deserve to have their moment in the sun. They were given the option and those that didn’t want to be seen are edited out. They’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t. So if you’re not happy, just don’t watch it.

Watching the new #MasterChef series on BBC - it’s utterly bizarre they’re airing it with Gregg Wallace and John Torode front and centre—after sacking both for misconduct allegation. Pre-recorded or not, this decision feels completely tone-deaf. What were they thinking? #BBCFail

@LFCTransferNRS Surely yesterday doesn’t get leaked unless we are pretty confident of getting him?

Assuming Isak stays, Ekitike joins Newcastle, and Nunez leaves, which striker do we target next?

@godblesstoto @jk_rowling

There are many differences between us, George, but some are particularly relevant to this debate. 1. You're a man and I'm a woman. 2. You've been wealthy and famous since your early 20s. I didn't become well known until I was well over 30. 3. I've never been given 15 months for handcuffing a man to a wall and beating him with a chain. 4. I believe in freedom of speech and belief. For more than half my life I was a regular anonymous person. Some of those years were spent in poverty. That's why I understand the importance of single-sex spaces for women who're reliant on state-funded services. That's why I understand why mixed public changing rooms are a problem for women. That's why I have a problem with men 'identifying' into women's rape crisis centres, domestic abuse and homeless shelters that are supposed to be single-sex. I don't stand against gender identity ideology because I personally still need those services, but because my life has taught me exactly how vulnerable women are when they don't have the money/influence I have now. You yourself have been convicted of violent assault. The overwhelming number of people who commit crimes of violence are male, just like you. That's why I don't want to see men identifying into women's prison cells or any of the spaces mentioned above. Not all men are violent or predatory, but enough are to make safeguarding necessary. Lastly, I'm a writer who believes in freedom of speech and belief. As we both know, the safe, fashionable thing in the arts world right now is to do exactly what you're doing: parrot TWAW and sneer at the unenlightened plebs who think sex is important and matters. For a man who was once all about non-conformity, George, you couldn't have become more predictably or more tediously conformist.

@Ed_Miliband We need more nuclear pronto to cover your push to electric cars and electric heating as the sun doesn’t shine much here 🫣

Great British Energy is coming to you 🫵 Our publicly-owned energy company is rolling out solar panels for schools and NHS sites across England. Cutting bills and saving money for frontline services.

@JamesCleverly The whole thing is a mess, but you guys had plenty of time to try and fix things….

This explains clearly that the first place to find money to increase defence spending is from the welfare budget. Labour have just failed to do that. Rachel Reeves’ incompetence will push up debt repayment too.

@NHAylesbury Hi, is the sauna working again yet? Thanks!

@Darwinn99 absolutely bossing it 😎

@Keir_Starmer With corporation tax at 25%?!

With my government, Britain is open for business.

@centricaplc Hahahaha - we need to invest in more wind turbines and solar 🫠

Breaking News - Plunging temperatures and high demand for gas fired power have reduced UK winter gas storage to concerningly low levels. Yesterday UK storage sites were 26% lower than at the same time last year ⬇️ 🔗 Read the full release here 👉 centrica.com/media-centre/n…

Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson. #PaulTyson

It’s time to invest in a @LFC shirt. Essentially whoever signs first @MoSalah @VirgilvDijk or @TrentAA - that is what I am going with #letsgetthisdone #lfc

@British_Airways your customer service is a joke. Cancel flight, not allowed to rebook online and your call centre ‘is too busy to take a call right now’. You need to sort your shit out.

@mgshanks @scotgov 🤣 it is your policy

We stand with the workers of Grangemouth refinery following the disappointing decision today. Our joint support with @scotgov will work to protect the skilled workforce and secure a sustainable future for the site.

@pubity Just as well - if he bought from Amazon would have lasted a week.

Jeff Bezos continues to work at the same desk he started Amazon with

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@HisHolyLord Obviously just watched Mrs Brown’s Boys….