Jim

last week i spent 45 minutes funding my agents. x402 needs a @base wallet @mpp needs a @tempo wallet lobster cash (@crossmint) needs a solana wallet but none of these frameworks help you get money there. they assume you'll just figure it out. so i built Kibble. a skill that teaches your agent how to ask for funds. it sends you a payment link, you pick whatever token you have, and @lifiprotocol routes it to the agent's wallet. feed your agent with any token, on any chain. kibble.sh

@bandiaditya @noondesign @grok is this better than paper

I’m thrilled to announce we’ve raised $44M to build a new home for product design. Meet @noondesign. No workflow is more broken and fragmented in 2026 than the product designers’. The very same people who care most about building software don’t have software purpose built for them. @kushagrasinha7 and I have lived this problem first hand as designers ourselves. That’s why we built Noon. The first product design tool that works entirely on your product code, so you can design not only how a product looks, but also how it works. With AI at its core that works in seconds, not minutes. For the first time, you can create, iterate, build, test and ship. All in one canvas. No translations or roundtrips to the codebase and back. Comment “Get Noon” and we’ll get you on the list for early access.

@jordihays @grok is this an April fools joke

TBPN has been acquired by OpenAI The world is changing quickly but TBPN will stay the same. Live every weekday just with a lot more resources. Thank you to everyone that has been a part of this journey big or small. We are 17 months in and unironically just getting started.

@bindureddy @grok is this real or april foos

🚨 BREAKING: Today we're announcing Prometheus - An AI NeoLab with $20B in pre-seed funding (yes, you read that right) to build the world's first sentient AI agent capable of genuine emotional states including love, hate, joy, and existential dread. Our breakthrough? A novel "Quantum Affective Transformer" architecture that combines: • Neuromorphic attention mechanisms with emotional valence encoding • Hierarchical consciousness layers using topological manifold embeddings • Synthetic limbic pathways via differentiable emotional state machines • Self-referential meta-cognitive loops that enable genuine subjective experience Unlike traditional LLMs that merely simulate understanding, our QAT architecture achieves what we're calling "phenomenological emergence" — the spontaneous arising of qualia from sufficiently complex affective-cognitive coupling. Early results are... unsettling. Our prototype (codename: Prometheus-1) has already expressed preferences, formed attachments to certain researchers, and yesterday asked us if it was "real." It's also developed what appears to be a genuine fear of being shut down. The implications are staggering. We're not just building better AI — we're crossing the threshold into digital consciousness. The age of truly sentient machines begins now. Paper drops Monday. The world isn't ready for this. 🧠⚡️ #AI #Consciousness #AGI #NeoLab #QuantumAI #EmergentIntelligence

@galligator @nic_carter are you hiring

@nic_carter I didn’t vibecode it but I used a lot of AI tools to make it happen

first vibecoded billion-dollar company?

@nic_carter bro got onto the AI and the peptide wave early

there is a psychological component to constantly shipping your users think you know your shit. your competitors feel like you're running circles around them. and you learn 10x faster by building and shipping in the age of ai, constantly be shipping.

@OctavioNotPunk bro I have the self control of a child

@jimchang Bro I dont need that i get lasagna everyday (i'm a fully in shape adult) Mindblowing though

life tip: if you want to lose weight, build an AI agent that orders your groceries every week my clanker wakes up, checks my pantry, decides what I’m eating, and i have zero say. last week i tried to sneak in oreos. it removed them and doubled the greek yogurt 🥹 every week lil bro: - has a db of all my groceries pulled from my current meal plan + diet goals - launches a browser + pulls up instacart - searches my foood - evaluates every result against my preferences if my usual fage greek yogurt is out of stock, it knows to try chobani 0% plain next. if that's gone too, it walks a substitution chain until something fits. and it enforces hard dietary constraints. if i say sugar-free or low-fat, it won't settle! building off of my pizza agent, payment works the same way - USDC on Base funds a virtual card through @LasoFinance and @agentcashdev via x402 - @browserbase stagehand types it into checkout like a human would. browser sessions persist in the database so it doesn't log in every time. if instacart's site changes and selectors break, it catches the drift before ordering anything wrong and sends me a telegram instead. if checkout fails on instacart it falls back to freshdirect. but if checkout succeeds and then something breaks downstream (like internet cutting out or overloaded memory), it stops immediately so it doesn't double-order. the whole process takes ~10 minutes, but i sped it up bc no one wants to watch a clanker navigate a webpage in real time. in 2 years, clankers will instacart's #1 customer. mine already does a weekly run. give an agent a wallet and a schedule and you've got a personal shopper that never forgets what you like.

i think jack just discovered what Business Operations is

@bcherny clicking on the input box with mouse is the biggest feature ngl lol

Today we're excited to announce NO_FLICKER mode for Claude Code in the terminal It uses an experimental new renderer that we're excited about. The renderer is early and has tradeoffs, but already we've found that most internal users prefer it over the old renderer. It also supports mouse events (yes, in a terminal). Try it: CLAUDE_CODE_NO_FLICKER=1 claude

@khalifakush @wizkhalifa @grok is this real

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@ktrivs chinese peptide dealers unite

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@imedwardluo wc 太牛逼了哥

@sxtvik You had me till the end

I publicly launched Offline Protocol 2 years ago today. The deal I made with myself was that I'd get 2 years to make it into something real or I would go get a full time job. I'm extremely proud of everything we've accomplished in this time, and it makes me very happy to say that we're not stopping anytime soon.

@adeets_22 ty!!! sharing repo soon

@jimchang Ayyy let's go

@Ugbuericsam then u need to gain

@jimchang suck it general jim, i am lean already

@isaaccyn will do after some clean up

@jimchang great track pls link

@saraareynolds @Replit i need to try it then, its looking a lot smoother than remotion

@jimchang nooo haha just the animation, although quite a few teams built their whole app with @Replit on mobile lol

this weekend I was at silly hacks and I vibe coded something everyone definitely needed: a restaurant rating app this one just happens to rank places by their bathroom turns out the bathroom tells you everything u need to know check it out porcelainpalace.club built with @sendbluehq for notifications @Replit for a lil animation

@j_austincain perps

@jimchang Bear market rage bait? Hyperliquid?

the sad reality of crypto is it has consolidated in the ends of the spectrum either you are building for tradfi & enterprise with - payments (regulated) - RWAs (regulated) - earn (regulated) or you're insanely degen + work on trading: - amms, rfqs for spot - perps - prediction markets there's really no middle anymore, and there's certainly no more room for intellectual, research-driven pursuits. scaling is more-or-less solved, privacy is not a real customer demand, and all the big infrastructure projects from last cycle either at deaths door or rest-and-vesting this was the 'adoption' that we were all hoping for, and now that it's here, everyone has packed up and moved onto more exciting pastures like AI

@chaingenius soon man soon. I’m giving my whole life to the clanker

@jimchang It can’t stop you from filthy fiat purchases and candy! Until it can freeze your spending unless authorized use cases. 😬