Jimmy Patrick 🇺🇸

@scottcomedy @hammerandnigel But he’s so fly and so fresh… 🙄

3 Men Looking classy for their job...while the host is dressed like he is the lead singer of Cameo. Word up Nate. U r 44 years old. 50% chance he is wearing a red codpiece. OOW! #marchmadness #cbssports

@GarrettBNews @WISHNews8 So you’re saying he’s not actually a republican? Whaaaaat?

Just in: Former Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard will run under the banner of the “Lincoln Party” in his independent bid for secretary of state .@WISHNews8

They all loved Trump until he ran for President as a Republican

@DefiantLs He’s making grilled cheese sandwiches at night…

Bloomberg reporter caught making middle-finger gestures during Marco Rubio and Viktor Orbán joint conference

@PlanetOfMemes Crankles

Name this band.

@JesseKellyDC Ask for the Robert Kraft special!

It’s weird that the barber blows the hair off you instead of sucking the hair off you. Why are you blowing it all over the place, including down my shirt, instead of pulling out a shop vac and sucking it off?

@hammerandnigel @IndyMayorJoe But you’re so high… 😵‍💫

. @IndyMayorJoe #Hogsett saw his shadow today. That means 6 more weeks of vodka-fueled sexual harassment in his office….ALLEGEDLY. #GroundHogDay

@greg_price11 @JesseKellyDC

I can't think of anything that more sums up this current moment then the fact that the media used an old picture of Renee Good and an AI edited facetune of Alex Pretti in their stories because they decided that they weren't hot enough to have enough of a fiddle on your heartstrings.

@JesseKellyDC Fuggouttahere!

First must be the illegals who commit terrible crimes. Then must be every other illegal. Finally, when we’ve dumped all of them, it has to be the Italians.

@ClayTravis @JesseKellyDC

@JesseKellyDC Oh. My.

Mayor Pete continuing to get zero percent support from black people — who will not vote for a gay white dude — and no one commenting on it inside the Democrat party remains objectively hysterical.

@SydneyLWatson I feel seen… 🤷‍♂️

You guys only like me when I'm posting offensive, intolerant shit on this app. 😞

@DataRepublican @VigilantFox @erichhartmann Hopefully it grows to over 70% soon!

@VigilantFox @erichhartmann Bill Gates can *gasp* start drawing from his foundation’s principal. But he won’t.

Bill Gates looks visibly troubled as he says the money well for his global initiatives is drying up. He reports donations are down “over 20%” and some donors cut money in a “very abrupt” way. “This has real impact,” Gates lamented. He blames the recent rise in child deaths on these budget cuts. “From 2000 to 2024, we had record reductions in childhood death much faster than ever in history. In 2025, for the first time, more children died than the year before. 4.8 million versus 4.6 million. And that’s because donors cut money.”

@DerrickEvans4WV Apparently just being a terrible coach isn’t his only schtick.

🚨Milwaukee Bucks head coach Doc Rivers: “What happened in Minnesota was straight up mu*der, in my opinion. This lady was probably trying to go home and she didn't make it home. The whole ICE thing, it's a travesty.”

@JasonThomasXL Shai Gilgeous- Alexander approved. ✅

Alec Pierce brutally assaults a ref on live tv. Get this man out of the league.

@Not_the_Bee “Red, white and boner!” 🇺🇸

The ESPN crew's reaction to the B-2 flyover at the Rose Bowl yesterday is pure America notthebee.com/article/espns-…

@lady_valor_07 In the Air Tonight- Phil Collins

😂😂 What song are you choosing?

@Matt_Pinner I’m doing that shit now for free…

If someone were to offer you $100 million to never listen to Beyoncé's country music ever again, could you honestly take it?

@ClayTravis Butter pecaaan… BANG!

Draymond Green confronted a fan who called him “Angel Reese” after Draymond missed several shots and got his own rebounds. Win for the fan. This is 100% fair game. Players have gotten so soft, it’s embarrassing.

@Phoenix2A_1980s Stop… Hammertime!

MC Hammer don't play that BS 🔨

@JasonThomasXL 40 free throws in two games is garbage… the Foul Merchant in all his glory. Awful to watch.

26 now

24 free throw attempts for SGA @OfficialNBARefs picking up right where they left off.