Jessica - Sociopolitical DikDik

I’m an adult woman of reasonable rhythm and health and yet not since I first heard it at the age of 15 have I ever been able to do the fast breathing rhythm in the middle of Personal Jesus. It’s on my bucket list.

@Crazymoments01 @InternetH0F I've eaten meat all my life and this would still be my reaction to any sort of fish. It smells rotten before you even cook it, that weird flaky texture...absolutely disgusting. My mother used to make us eat pan fried smelts and it was the worst thing ever.

@InternetH0F I am dying right now laughing

Bro got reset to default settings

@allenanalysis OH WELL! 🤣Enjoy reaping what you sow folks! Not my fault you believe everything that falls out of your leader's mouth.

People are breaking down on TikTok because they just realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act. The heartbreaking part? So many have pre-existing conditions. One man admitted he voted for Trump without knowing it was Obamacare that allowed his mother with stage 4

@tallytherally @JoJoFromJerz You mean the guy who said "I'll make sure you never have to vote again"? For a Christian you sure love to sow discord baby.

@JoJoFromJerz Are you going to apologize when in 4 years the country is prosperous and Trump peacefully leaves office and transfers power to a different republican?

When you bitches are paying $18 for eggs and being paid pennies working in the fields because there’s no one else to do it, and your kids work factory jobs because there is no school to attend and shit like leprosy comes back, I hope you’ll remember how hard you owned the Libs.

@lukacsy @tallytherally @JoJoFromJerz The constitution he said he wanted to throw out? Remember he also said "i'll make sure you never have to vote again" you guys are so blind.

@tallytherally @JoJoFromJerz Of course he will leave peacefully, he cannot had a 3rd term per the Constitution.

@DeeGillesp2 @Michell33650674 But the women and the LGBTQ and POC need to keep their mouths shut and let the white men decide for them, AMIRITE? Just say you’re out for revenge. pretending like you care about a single soul except yourself is laughable. Go get fitted for your brown shirt and go.

Well aren’t you a little drama queen. lol. Do you remember the attacks on anyone stating the 2016 election had problems? I sure do! Nothing you said is factual, it’s nothing but fear mongering based in propaganda. Hopefully all this damn fear mongering and lies from the left will end. It’s not healthy. And yes, everyone from the political spectrum needs to work together for the sake of all.

So, all of you Democrats who have been FIGHTING to save your country for the past 9 years are just going to LAY DOWN AND ACCEPT DEFEAT? Really? Trump has LOST tons of supporters. Harris has more support than even Obama did. No we weren't IMAGINING it. Trump is CHEATING.

@fluffycaramel12 @DeeGillesp2 @Michell33650674 Any time you want to provide that proof we’d love to see it.

@CJLion2020 @LexxLegion_ @shesgotawy So when he literally said "I'll make sure you never have to vote again" you think it was just for funsies? He has the power to literally do whatever the h he wants, maybe just maybe something you disagree with and there will be zero recourse. Congrats.

@TolkienWonder Awww cute, suddenly conservatives care about feelings. Cry me a river.

Let‘s not fall for the trap of demonizing people who don’t vote like us. We can disagree and still love one another and be respectful (especially when it comes to our family and friends). ✌🏼❤️

@DeeGillesp2 @Michell33650674 You just said it baby. "Remember how you treated us?" Now you get to have your little revenge on women and POC and trans folks and all of that. It's been Trump's motivation as well. "I didn't win in 2020 so now i'm made, and running on spite"

@jjdonkey @Michell33650674 OMG. Where did you come up with this 💩. 😂🤣😂🤣. Seek professional help.

So I'm counting on people smarter and calmer than myself to explain how we're supposed to turn this around. He's vowed to eliminate free elections, he has the house and senate and the court that will do his bidding. How is it that he's not here for good?

@DeeGillesp2 @Michell33650674 It’s so neat that your entire campaign, all of your candidates and all of your policies are based in spite. Someone was mean to you once, a Black man got to be president and y’all went off the rails. 😂

@Michell33650674 Congratulations. You are now an Election Denier. Remember how you have treated Trump supporters the last 4 years?

I understand that he will win a couple of states but every time they announce it I feel like I’ve been kicked in the neck

@witmiller @nickveryonline Its kind of sad because in the late 80s, early 90s, down on Michigan Ave, or Ontario, there was great shopping and all the new fangled "theme restaurants", it was a fun happenin place. It's a ghost town now.

@nickveryonline The loop is probably the least interesting part of Chicago.

“I rarely leave the loop” is one of the craziest things I have ever read.

@noampao @nickveryonline The old Journeys shoe store on State Street?

@nickveryonline Do they live in an abandoned office building?

@DancingDavidE @nickveryonline Im begging Biggie to tell me this is a bit

@nickveryonline Then there is this paradoxical gem in the comments

@_olliemorgan @LUPASAN2 @pandasugarbutt The first year of my menopause adventure I felt like I wanted to write a book to let people know the multitude of symptoms are so vast and extreme. I knew nothing about the joint pain, the complete loss of emotion, sleeplessness...just crazy stuff we're never told about.

@jjdonkey @LUPASAN2 @pandasugarbutt That’s exactly what mine were like. I still can’t wear sweaters, it has to be something I can take off at a moment’s notice, and right back on again! Actual sweat, sweaty palms and upper lip to literal goosebumps. I’d get sweaty in the SHOWER, with cool water pouring over me

She’s having a hot flash and is literally sitting there steaming. Ladies are in the comments talking about how their hot flashes feel similar.

@PokerPolitics Nothing gives me a little thrill like hearing an able bodied white man say "my people are persecuted". Imagine if one day he actually WAS. He'd be in a fetal position next to his bed.

Jacob thinks his screen name and avi are a "Brand" that he's building. Nobody's smearing you buddy, they are accurately reporting on you and odds are they don't post the thread you made documenting your mental breakdown after Biden won.

@fleetwoodmaxpng I have to admit that when my 16 year old was looking for her first job and even fast food places demanded a resume, we were all thrown for a loop…what the H kind of resume is she supposed to have before her first job?

i just got this resume from a new applicant

@FrankConniff How strange since only a couple days ago I was assured by angry conservatives that the commercial was insulting and offensive because no man expects you to dictate his wife’s decisions. Are you….are you saying that was a lie?

Every day is small-d day in the Watters household.

@DanSeeloff @TheWapplehouse I'm extremely for real right now when I tell you I love this. I love the tilt of the punkin, the tininess of the face, the eyebrows giving wonder and innocence. This is my favorite punkin this year!

@TheWapplehouse My son had a similar idea

I carved a pumpkin