Jason Majlessi

Today may be the greatest day for Memes ever…

I wish X had a filter for just long-form video.

@nbaschez Rage bait

I am also headed to NYC today. I have heard bagels are good, maybe not LA-good, but good. Where should I go?

Finance bros: how are you suited up with a vest in 80 degree weather? Please advise.

@luusssso Coral Day-Date is my grail.

Been on deep dive of watches with orange dials and now I can’t think about anything else

@gokulr @MarathonMP @gokulr any pics you can send over?

CHELSEA FURNISHED OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE The @MarathonMP NYC team is moving to SoHo, which means we have a furnished, move-in ready 1-year 3400 sq ft sublease in Chelsea (25th & 7th) that can comfortably fit 25-30 people. The 1 year lease provides a lot of flexibility. If interested, please reach out!

@jakewoolf rage bait.

From the makers of “loafers and sweatpants look good together” comes a new universally beloved style move: fisherman sandals, socks, and sweatpants glad everyone is in agreement this looks cool—expected more pushback tbh!

@tweet_deleter Open 24/7

The union square best buy is kind of the most insane store i've ever been inside like wtf do you mean the floor is 20000000 square feet but its 90% empty and you dont sell like anything

@TheHoopCentral @ohnohedidnt24 Fanny pack to the meeting is wild

Draymond: "I'll punch you in the fu*king nose. Bi*ch. Y'all got the wrong black motherfu*ker.” 🤣🤣🤣 The aftermath of Draymond getting pranked on Anthony Davis new prank show — this is great. 🤣 (h/t @ohnohedidnt24)

Am I missing something or does using OpenClaw effectively require you to give it full access to everything including emails, passwords, etc? Is this not a security concern for most people/businesses?

@andruyeung Agree, annoying I have to ask for it but it's usually there.

Pet peeve: why don’t hotels provide toothpaste by default? This has been my experience at dozens of US hotels recently. Doesn’t matter if it’s a 4 or 5 star joint. Who brings their own toothpaste?

So red numbers in my portfolio means buy right?

Best X accounts to follow for AI Agent best practices?

I’m finding Codex to be better than Claude once you get to the point of needed code that can withstand some amount of scale.

@brockpierson Popping it off and walking around with it was the coolest part!

Do you remember when having one of these was the coolest thing possible in high school?

@TheGoldenDays Whatever was on sale

Which one did you use to burn CDs?

@jakewoolf 40S?

🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨 A new grip of Armani black label suits fresh from the closet of a retired Long Island hedge fund manager have arrived at Williamsburg’s greatest vintage store for suits, Ebreo

@AuronMacintyre Gotta be StarCraft or HL/CS

@christyoverflow There’s always a hotel nearby

startup idea: bathrooms in nyc

Without saying anything… how long have you been playing video games? Reply with a GIF.