joanne mcdonald

@NotTheirScript You can buy these things in scotland quite easily

One unexpected, but pleasant, side effect of the World Cup is hearing every day things that we take for granted here in America. People from other countries are amazed that you can walk into Home Depot and buy a door. They are amazed that you can buy things over-the-counter like ibuprofen and melatonin. Watching visitors experience America through fresh eyes is a good reminder that a lot of what feels ordinary to us is anything but.

@bossbratbimbo No we don’t

horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭

@JHenryCDF Why is everyone so obsessed with the bank holiday, not everyone in Scotland is getting it

Tomorrow Scotland gets a bank holiday after their first appearance at the World Cup since 1990. In 2022, Wales went to the World Cup after their last appearance in 1958. Wales played their first match on a Monday. We had the same monarch. Wales didn’t get a bank holiday.

@OfSelina @KevR1234 They were so funny

I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on

@LivingTricks_ Theresa

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@EmilySm43 Kismet

Name one

@TheDylanRabbit Reminds me of dinners at my grans

Happy Pancake Day to all those who worship the batter. Why not burn the roof of your mouth with a delicious Findus pancake?

@Thebiglade 3kg

Remove 50 kg from your weight now what is your weight??

@TheDrkGltch @Miamirealtygirl Couldn’t make a single one of his songs

@Miamirealtygirl Yes. You are. Everyone knows who that is.

Am I the only person who has no idea why Bad Bunny is so popular, and does not even know a single song that he sings?🤷🏻‍♀️😬

@james_xond I was just thinking this the other day

I still don’t really get life’s purpose. What are we actually here for?

@michelle_byoung Def this book

Nah it was VC Andrews with the flowers in the attic…

@oelma__ Friday night dinner

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

@RealEmirHan The godfather

Name the most overrated movie of all time.

@Mr_Husky1 It’s lovely and has a history which is unique, I say keep it x

Kind of love this $15 dress from the 70’s that I found out goodwill but all my friends hate it! Is it that bad? Need honest opinions. I know my opinion is the only one that should matter, but I want to look beautiful on my wedding day! I also found a tag on this dress indicating that it was made by women in a women’s union in the U.S., and I feel like that special historical context may be clouding my judgement. I love the idea of the dress and how unique it is, but a few friends have said it looks “matronly.” It was only $15 so would love to hear from some unbiased girlies! Credit - niamh Duncan

@MrPitbull07 I think it’s cute, don’t listen to trolls

I recently posted a photo of my kitchen and received a lot of criticism about my curtains, with many people saying they were ugly and outdated. Honestly, this is a bit unfair; I try my best with what I have. Currently, I can't afford to install built-in cabinets, so I improvised with my curtains. I think I did a good job of making it look as good as possible given the circumstances. Not everything has to be perfect to look good.

@DefiantLs I’m a woman and can’t bake to save myself 😂

I had to watch this now you do too

@honeymoon250 90 for me, never wrecked a car

Mine was only 40 Points , What's Yours?

@catsareblessing Mine just continued to sleep

How To Speak Cat Language "Ma-AH"

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

@CollinRugg Wait the the Scottish winter hits

NEW: Missing Texas woman found alive in a Scottish forest living with the self-proclaimed leaders of a lost ‘African’ tribe. Kaura Taylor says she is happy living with her new King and Queen. Taylor, 21, left the United States with her one year old child and claims to be a part of the Kingdom of Kubala. “The Kingdom of Kubala claims to be a lost Hebrew tribe that aims to retake the land they say was expropriated when Queen Elizabeth I expelled native black Jacobites from England in the 1590s,” the Independent reported. Taylor began communicating in 2023 “with so-called Kingdom of Kubala leader King Atehene, a former opera singer and PR agent from Ghana whose real name is Kofi Offeh, and his wife Jean Gasho, who now goes by Queen Nandi.” In May, she decided to make the move. “It is very stressful, and difficult. It breaks our heart. We’re overly concerned about Kaura, but she doesn't think anyone is concerned about her,” Taylor’s aunt told the Independent.