Mrs M

Women in Wakefield ordered to move gorilla from outside her house. Mate, he's called CAESAR and she's refusing to budge. Council says it's 'out of keeping with the area.' Yeah, because nothing screams 'terraced Yorkshire vibes' like a 4ft resin ape judging your neighbours from the wall. Save Caesar! This is gorilla warfare now. #FreeCaesar #WakefieldGoneApe

Downing Street right now

We tried to warn you, @Keir_Starmer.

Worse than Covid this pandemic

Vinted's shipping label printing is reportedly down for some sellers today. Are you one of them? #VintedDown community.designtaxi.com/topic/28388-is…

Accurate🤣🤣

I found some absolute classics in this record store. 💿

While this is, honest to god real, an Office style mockumentry about a Reform-controlled council somewhere in Middle England would be hilarious.

MIGUEL PULLS UP TO DJ AG’S SET AND PERFORMS ADORN 🚨🔥🔥

Islington Council got shamed into finally fixing this 😂⚠️ Where should he go next? ♻️ @MOtobora

Animal rights activist Emma Smart, 47, stormed a seafood restaurant in Weymouth, grabbed a live lobster from the tank and “freed” it into the harbour. She was convinced it was about to be boiled for dinner. Turns out the lobster had been a much-loved educational pet at Catch restaurant for two and a half years, used to teach kids about marine life, not on the menu. Staff tried to stop her but she legged it anyway. Now she’s been hit with a three-year restraining order banning her from the restaurant and admitted causing criminal damage. Eco-lunacy at its finest.

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

This is 💯 spot on 🎯 cocaine ruins life’s and it’s a epidemic.

🚨DISTURBING: This display has been put up in Rotherham as they have been crowned “children’s capital of culture.” 🇬🇧 In Rotherham, 1000s of children were raped by foreign men, and now they want the children to celebrate “culture” This is abhorrent.

"This is Louis Farrux, mate. Not a pedo." 🤣 🤣

@jamesenglish0 🤍✨

The man who beat up convicted peadophiles. My podcast with The Alaskan Avenger coming soon 🎙️ The viral photo were you see Jason smiling at his brother after just being sentenced to 23 years in prison for beating up convicted Peadophiles Jason used Alaska’s sex offender register to track the monsters down, broke into their homes, and attacked them with a hammer. Both he and his brother were victims of childhood sexual abuse and he wanted revenge and got it 👊🏼. #hero

@DannyBoySaga @DannyBoy_83 🤣🤣

Loyal fans are now doing reviews of Danny’s performance - comparing it to Glastonbury

Trump was able to kill the supreme leader of Iran while working from home at Mar a Lago and you want me to come into the office ?

@awkwardgoogle I tried my best 😭😭😭

They are so cute. More couples need to do this 💕

Channel 4, I would like to formally request a 90 minute special of 24 Hours in Police Custody on the arrest of ex-Prince Andrew. Full timeline. Bodycam. Interview room. No sympathetic lighting. (@Channel4) #PrinceAndrew