Joel Sharpe

@justinsuntron jail incoming?

As a bar worker, There's nobody more annoying than the customer who stands at the bar and expects you to induldge in their pointless small talk and inane drivel, buy your drink then piss off and sit down. I'm here to serve drinks not make up for the fact you've got no mates.

@THORPEPARK @altontowers Also got another notification asking if I want to return for a a yearly ticket for a set amount. Really don’t know what is happening here

@joelsharpe @altontowers Hi Joel. we're checking this. Thanks for letting us know! So sorry😌 - Ella

@THORPEPARK do you have a problem with your app? Last week I visited @altontowers and you asked me if I was enjoying my visit at Thorpe Park, today you are asking if I have paid for parking when I am 168miles away.

@AmazonHelp how can I tell if an item I am returning will be replaced rather than just refunded? As the price is now higher than it was when I purchased it

wish I was in a freezer with jackie laverty right now

🦠 | NEW: People who havent had COVID yet probably have no friends, doctor says

Good but cold experience at #upattheo2 @TheO2 @O2

Superintendent Edward Hastings of AC-12 replaces Dame Cressida Dick as head of the Met Police after her immediate resignation, BBC told

This is very true! #COVID19 #BorisResign

is it because it tells the truth, ma’am?

@forduk bought a 21 plate car in March 2021. Now developed a fault. Been to my local dealer twice and still not repaired as ‘still waiting for another part’. How long does it take, and if it’s going to take forever can I just get a new car instead?

MPs vote to extend the Coronavirus Act tomorrow… ANY MP that votes to EXTEND the act… or abstains… CANNOT complain about any future restrictions… lockdowns… or Plan B.. with a vaccine passport pushed through the back door… Your giving Clarte Blanche… to the Government…

Anyone sick of hospitality workers having to wear masks while serving customers who don’t? We shouldn’t be comfortable with this

Okay who’s got one of these 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣