Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖

youtu.be/fMfN-MVhrz8 I'm a jackass.

@unlimited_ls @Messmereyezed That stupid c*nt doesnt understand that if a cop tells you to exit the car during a stop, you don't have a choice. You're coming out voluntarily peacefully or unwillingly with a busted windows and cuffs. Pennsylvania v Mimms. Yiu don't get to choose non-compliance.

NEW: Entitled North Texas woman speaks out for the first time after she was dragged from her car and arrested for refusing to follow orders during a traffic stop Taneisha Thompson is accusing the officer who conducted the traffic stop of using excessive force She said the arrest left her with a black eye, a busted lip needing stitches, and severe bruises all over her body "I am speaking today after a violent arrest that I never could have imagined." "Since that day, I have lived in constant fear every time I see a police officer. I have faced cruel backlash for simply seeking accountability." The Hurst Police Department said the officer involved was not disciplined "because his actions did not violate policy."

@dom_lucre I'm sure somebody will miss him.

🔥🚨BREAKING: The 22-Year-Old male spring breaker who was filmed twerking on the roof of a jeep going 75mph in town at Port Aransas Texas has now been confirmed deceased.

@AntiLeftMemes Yup

Are you able to understand this? 🤔

@SenWarren Go fuck yourself.

Donald Trump just said he'll ask the Supreme Court to freeze SNAP payments AGAIN. His message to the 42 million Americans who rely on SNAP? Eat dirt.

@marklevinshow shut the fuck up you bald bitch

Deport. Deport.

@h_um_ble_ @BishopJaxi Protestant instances of child predation far outweigh the numbers in the Catholic church. The difference being the hierarchy of the church covering up or simply moving the offenders to different dioceses. It's all equally evil, though.

@BishopJaxi I could sit on here all day talking about all the cases of child sex abuse the Roman Catholic Church has committed AND covered up and probably not run out of material for years but I don't do that because I don't think the leadership reflects the faithful laity.

Protestantism in its final form. A complete mockery of everything Apostolic. The fruits of the Reformation have been overwhelmingly disastrous.

@disclosetv Between this and England becoming a caliphate, I'm calling it. England is finished.

NOW - Dame Sarah Mullally is officially "enthroned" as the Archbishop of Canterbury, head of the Church of England, becoming the first woman to take the role in 1,400 years.

@GenXWolf Anything can be a sex toy if you aren't a wuss.

PSA from your old pal Wolfie. Don't.

@TheWapplehouse Any time @AdamKinzinger posts something. It used to be Rob Reiner, @StephenKing and Keith Olbermann, but Kinzinger has out-retarded them all.

In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen

@TheWapplehouse Any with pics of Lizzo in a thong. Or any picture of Lena Dunham doing anything. They're both equally gross.

@AGEllison Nobody is above the law in Minnesota. I'm trying to let that sink in but you fucktards have had Somali fraud yoink about 18 billion dollars with your complicity.

BREAKING: I'm suing the federal government for access to evidence in the shootings of Renee Good, Alex Pretti, and Julio Sosa-Celis. It's astonishing this lawsuit is even necessary, but in Minnesota, nobody is above the law.

@JBPritzker I thank God that you'll never be president.

People ask why I push back so hard on Donald Trump. It's simple: Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

@SenDuckworth Fuck off.

It's unforgiveable that Republicans would rather let ICE terrorize families at airports— Than give TSA workers a paycheck and enact the extremely common-sense DHS reforms needed to protect citizens from being killed in broad daylight. Stop the chaos. Get ICE out. Fund TSA.

@Mr_Husky1 And post it to FB. I might credit you, but I probably won't.

Every once in a while, a ewe will give birth to a lamb and reject it. There are many reasons she may do this. If the lamb is returned to the ewe, the mother may even kick the poor animal away. Once a ewe rejects one of her lambs, she will never change her mind. These little lambs will hang their heads so low that it looks like something is wrong with its neck. Their spirit is broken. These lambs are called “bummer lambs.” Unless the Shepherd intervenes, that lamb will die, rejected and alone. So, do you know what the Shepherd does? He takes that rejected little one into His home, hand-feeds it and keeps it warm by the fire. He will wrap it up with blankets and hold it to His chest so the bummer can hear His heartbeat. Once the lamb is strong enough, the Shepherd will place it back in the field with the rest of the flock. But that sheep never forgets how the Shepherd cared for him when his mother rejected him. When the Shepherd calls for the flock, guess who runs to Him first? That is right, the bummer sheep. He knows His voice intimately. It is not that the bummer lamb is loved more, it just knows intimately the One who loves it and has experienced that love one on one. So many of us are bummer lambs, rejected and broken. But He is the good Shepherd. He cares for our every need and holds us close to His heart so we can hear His heartbeat. I am a bummer lamb adopted and loved by The Good Shepherd!! Hallelujah!!

@mach25music @realhomerhickam @1abbeynormal The only thing cooler than this, if that was possible, would be if @RealJamesWoods followed and maybe posted something as cool as the @realhomerhickam on my silly timeline.

@johnnystyro @realhomerhickam @1abbeynormal I have several of Homer's @realhomerhickam books most of the books are autographed and personalized. As great as the movie is, Homer's books are better and I can highly recommend those to you. homerhickam.com

@1abbeynormal This was probably the shortest internship in NASA history. God bless Homer Hickam.

@1abbeynormal She'll garner the same amount of votes or less than that crazy libertarian idiot, whatsherface.

Oh for the love of ….. 🙄

@TheGriftReport "Wands up. Don't shoot," in a direct challenge to the powers that be. With Ron "Silk Sheets" Weasley and Harmony LaShay Granger they battle to restore balance in the halls of Hogwarts Trap Academy and make the school motto “Stay Woke. Stack Paper. Never Snitch,” great again

@TheGriftReport when da Department of Soul Control & Magical Hustle cracks down on quiddich celebrations and the protests arising from reports of Dementor aggressive use of force and profiling of dark wizards and witches, Quintharryous takes matters into his own hands and coins the phrase,

Professor Snape and Hermione Granger in the new Harry Potter HBO Show... What's the name for this again?