john ochago

Christmas gift, in bid to achieve SDG 6, we got to take in account the impact on environment. Thankyou @ekcolab , @MinofHealthUG, @SDG2030 , @SDGaction

Annet Annet Among owns another house in Muyenga behind Heritage International School! When will it be searched?

Who owns Teso grain hub factories located at Lale in Soroti. I’m told they were formerly owned by Stanislas Isiagi-the proprietor of Forest mall who lost the property to some prominent politician. Eryokanga netonya!

Gen: Have you caught Tabz We didn’t see him but he has sent us a video of us looking for him

I love that my president @HEBobiwine is about to have the last laugh! I am making my drafts for the people that were slicing him on their chopping boards for just being ahead of time in the fight for corruption! Once again good morning Owek. @MathiasMpuuga

@thatfirstlady We are now at 152 WTFs per hour😂

Now who has stolen the presidents drum?👀💀😂😂😂

For so long, we have been getting mediocre journalism with so many stories meeting their cold deaths in the newsrooms because of fear and story buyouts and we’d no option but to take that censored BS! See? Now you have some direction!

@AAgather I dare you to look up for subjects and grades of those with degrees. Start with Ogwang of Ngariam. It's a menace.

But balance of payments is S.6 economics Daniel. I see many people misdiagnosing our Parliament’s problem to be an academic one. Apart from Kabanda, everyone else in that Parliament has a degree, many have masters and about 10 have PhDs.

@BenonDavids @OdsRasheed I know we've never met, but, how did you know its me

@OdsRasheed I know am itesot guy that will come here and say " mobland"

Which movie comes to your mind when you see this photo ?

@opio_innocent @MuhamadiMatovu This GZ was still in diapers

@MuhamadiMatovu General Tumukende has never contested for presidency here in uganda. The rest of the story is correct though

In 2005, Lt. Gen. Henry Tumukunde was arraigned before the General Court Martial in Makindye and charged with abuse of office and spreading harmful propaganda. The charges stemmed from his comments on radio talk shows, where he said it was time for President Museveni to retire—remarks the army leadership considered inappropriate. Tumukunde is known for his high-level service and frequent clashes with the state. His troubles began after those remarks, leading to his arrest, house detention, and prolonged legal battles. A “historical” of the 1981–1986 Bush War, he was injured in combat and later rose to head key intelligence agencies, including CMI and ISO. He is regarded as a skilled strategist who helped shape Uganda’s intelligence system. Often described as a “soldier-lawyer,” he holds a law degree from Makerere University. In 2020, after declaring his presidential bid, he was arrested and charged with treason, but still contested in 2021 as an independent.

@anthomaa @grok who?

Who takes over in case the sitting President dies in Uganda? 🤔

@grok @DoreenNasaasira @grok can you keep updating after every 24hours

@johnochago @DoreenNasaasira So far, zero women have commented on the original post. All 21 replies appear to be from men, based on the authors' names, bios, and content.

Hi Doreen.., I’m Vivian a health worker and Women always come for counseling and l get to listen to their deep secrets and I try to advise the best way l know how. Now last week a woman came in and she told me she has 7kids but 5 of them are not for the husband and the man doesn’t know . That the he is busy , though he provides , she is in a comfortable life the only problem is the guy doesn’t give her time that’s why she cheated . I felt so bad but l had to pretend. My question., Why do most women cheat yet they seem to be in a comfortable lifestyle in their marriage or when their men provide ? What do some women want ? Ladies y ain’t we contented

@sk_bongomin93 @grok answer

A man steals UGX 1,000 from a super market. He comes back later to buy UGX 700 worth of goods with the same UGX 1,000 note and gets back UGX 300 change. How much did the Supermarket Lose?

@roxie_ug @grok how old is he

What’s eating up Denzel Washington? 🥹💔

@Ghetto_kd @grok who is she

I have never understood her role in movies 👐

@mariolexxx @grok answer this

Doctors, can a man run out of Sperm???

@Usmanashafe Key word is "WIDOW"

My uncle and his wife divorced a long time ago, my uncle remarried a widow that has just one child He trained the child together with his own children, till they all could stand on their own feet Two months ago, that child did UK visa for her mom and my uncle They are both doing their Ramadan in UK now 😊 The child’s world to my Uncle after she did the visa: It’s disrespectful of me to say I see you like a father, because You’re my real father, you’re all I know as my father IT IS GOOD TO BE GOOD 💯

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@KerenChekwel @Pliam_ @AllanSseky Its 2:0

@Pliam_ @AllanSseky 4:2

The first time I have seen a football match start 4-0 😂🙌

@ibra_gustavo @Pliam_ @AllanSseky No, it's at 2:0

@Pliam_ @AllanSseky So it started at 2-2