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@nahuelhilal @Tesla They don’t make something “comfier”

Yesterday I drove my @tesla 900 miles on FSD from Miami to Nashville and I realized it’s genuinely the better option. I fly that route 2 to 3 times a month. Flights are never under $400. Most times $600. Sometimes $800. Add Uber to and from both airports, or parking garage fees. Then factor in the delays, the cancellations, the security theater, the chaos, the guy next to you who hasn’t met deodorant yet. On the other hand: I pack healthy snacks, press one button, and the car just goes. I took calls. Replied to emails. FaceTimed my family. Ate without pulling over. Did everything I normally do on a travel day, except none of the stuff that makes travel days miserable. My biggest concern going in was range and charging. Here’s what actually happened: My bladder needed one extra stop the car didn’t even suggest. Most charging stops were under five minutes. Total cost for the whole trip was less than just the uber to the airport. And this was the base model Y. Now I’m thinking I should get something comfier and just make this the default.

I keep seeing these ads for this $9.99/month prayer app and it makes me sick how millionaires are helping commodify spirituality… then I realized the church is the original institution to figure out that the subscription model pays the most!!!

@glenn_tunes As a teacher I got some really bad news for you, the next generations Trump will be way worse because they’re even less intelligent than their parents!!!

THIS IS PAINFULLY TRUE 🎯💯

Hey @dbongino now that the files are out can you share with us the part that proved Epstein killed himself? You said you saw the files and knew for a fact he killed himself. Surely, you weren’t lying through your fucking teeth.

I grew up Republican. Still am in many ways. But MAGA pushed the party so far right that I get called a liberal now. Let me explain the difference: Traditional Republicans believe in: • Fiscal responsibility (balanced budgets, not exploding deficits for tax cuts) • Limited government (actual small government, not big government that punishes your enemies) • Strong institutions (courts, elections, constitutional norms matter) • Personal responsibility (your actions have consequences) • Free markets (not tariffs and trade wars) • Strong alliances (NATO, international partnerships) • Rule of law (no one is above it, including the president) MAGA Republicans believe in: • Whatever Trump says today (even if it contradicts yesterday) • Loyalty tests (agree 100% or you're a traitor/RINO) • Conspiracy theories over facts (stolen election, deep state, QAnon adjacent stuff) • Grievance politics (owning the libs > actual policy) • Personality cult (Trump loyalty above party, above country, above truth) • Performative outrage (culture war theater instead of governance) • Ends justify means (storm the Capitol, ignore election results, whatever it takes) I didn't move left. The party moved off a cliff. I still believe in conservative principles. But when you say "maybe we should respect election results" or "fiscal responsibility matters" or "rule of law applies to everyone," you get called a liberal. That's not conservatism. That's a cult.

Joe knew that Patel was lying

@secupp They ARE!!!!

He thinks that if he says “Ghislaine said I’m not in the files,” his base will ignore the fact that there was obvious quid pro quo and move on from Epstein. He thinks they’re THAT dumb and gullible.

@Matthewtravis08 Why are people taking out state taxes and fees? That’s not what his post said, it didn’t say gas is 1.99 if you take out state taxes, it stated gas was 1.99 .

Let’s do a challenge MAGA. Show me anywhere in America where gas prices are $1.99 or less as Trump has claimed. I’ll wait.

Anyone want to defend 13 trillion debt increase? Rural hospital closures? 400K in tax cuts for multimillionaires? Income decrease for 40% of Americans? Anyone? I’ll wait…. @laurenboebert @RepJeffCrank @GabeforColorado #BigBeautifulBill 🙄

@wholemars And then have fun cleaning it after everyone treats it like shit and leaves garbage and spills shit all over, great idea!!!!

I estimate each Robotaxi is generating around ~$100 - $200 in revenue per day You can lease this car for $399. So it can pay its own lease payment a couple of times over every week.

The people of Iran are beautiful. The leaders of Iran are insane. The people of Israel are beautiful. The leaders of Israel are insane. The people of America are beautiful. The leaders of America are insane.

Why are gas prices higher than when Biden left office? Why is the stock market lower? Why are the Epstein files still hidden? Why is Russia escalating the war? Why are we about to bomb Iran? Why are innocent people being sent to prisons in El Salvador? Why are DREAMERS being deported? Why are grocery prices still going up?

@SawyerMerritt I’m scared to ask what a new Tesla windshield costs when getting it replaced?

NEWS: Tesla has introduced a monthly windshield protection subscription. Prices: • Model 3/Y: $12/month • Model S: $15/month • Model X: $23/month You can subscribe within 30 days of taking delivery of your new or used Tesla vehicle. Cancel anytime. Subscription includes up to one free windshield replacement every 12 months and unlimited chip or minor crack repairs. Additional replacement at copay of $100. (Clock reset every year). OEM glass & Tesla calibration. More info in thread below.

This is outrageous! Trump is evil! Meet 19-Year-Old college student Caroline Dias Goncalves. She is a DREAMER who has lived in America since she was just 6-years-old. She attends college in Utah. Her parents brought her here from Brazil over 12 years ago. 2 Weeks ago she was pulled over by police and given a warning for driving too close to a Semi Truck. After the officer let her go, he shared her information in a Signal group chat with ICE agents, and ICE quickly swept in and detained her. She's been held in cell with 17 other women for the past 2 weeks, as she awaits possible deportation. Tell me again how she's "the worst of the worst," and how this young woman deserves to be deported to a country she even had a hard time remembering the name of.

This guy went to jail for screwing over nurses and doctors at his nursing homes—taking $10 million from their paychecks to buy a yacht. His mom goes to a $1 million per person fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, and now he’s pardoned. These are the people Trump looks after. Not you.

This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY. And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon. And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. nytimes.com/2025/05/27/us/…

Trump's tax cut bill gives $1.1 trillion to people who make over $500,000. Because the poor guys just couldn't catch a break. Why are we putting another trillion dollars on the debt to give the richest people in the country another tax cut? How is that fiscally responsible?

What’s that old expression? Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining? Well that applies here. The stock market is a direct reflection of Trumps 1st 100 days in office. Doesn’t mean it won’t get better and that we don’t need to be patient, but this is his market not Bidens

With deep respect to the original CAKE, this is too good not to share. youtube.com/shorts/SEEz8BQ…

The “just teach” crowd has no idea…