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@jokerike

A concerned Nigerian and a die hard Gooner. RTs not endorsements

Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Kasım 2011
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@RodinSimi From "they can't win it" to "they can't defend it. Goal post shifted yet again.
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Rodin Simi
Rodin Simi@RodinSimi·
Mikel Arteta will never win the Premier League again, this was his first and last Premier League title: “After winning this season’s Premier League title, Arteta will think he has arrived. He will believe his tactics are top-notch and that his man-management is superior to every other manager’s. That is where he will be caught by surprise. The arrival of Xabi Alonso and the return of Enzo Maresca will provide very stiff competition at the top. Arsenal will not be able to win the Premier League again. Defending with four centre-backs will not work forever, and winning the Premier League with 85 points will no longer be enough. I dare Arteta and Arsenal to defend the Premier League title. Only then will I start taking Arteta and his project seriously.”
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Emmanuel O. Ogar Esq
Emmanuel O. Ogar Esq@OgarEmmaOwogeka·
Number of registered members of political parties in Nigeria according to INEC: APC 12,897,723 PDP 2, 487,000 ADC 1, 655,890 LP. 1, 300, 390 NDC. 700,789 I am particular about NDC, and here is why. When Peter Obi decamped to NDC, they claimed that their site crashed because of the numbers of people registering as members, they claimed it was in millions. But the numbers just released by INEC is not up to a million people who are registered as members. Why am I saying this? Because OBIDIENTS and @PeterObi only operate on assumptions and speculations, not facts, not data, just propagandas and lies. In 2023 elections, the OBIDIENTs claimed they won the election, whereas, they never had proof. In fact, their only proofs were the social media noise and lies peddling by some charlatans. With this data of INEC, when victory comes, some of them will still attempt the same thing, but as usual it will fail.
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WelBeast@WelBeast·
Nigeria Arsenal fans, where are you?
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@odogwu_ogidi Ironically, it's Tinubu who digitized Lagos state civil service and their revenue system as governor while Obi couldn't even digitize his own blokos. Right now, most ministries and MDAs have also been connected to Rev-Op since last year. Obi is not fit to wipe Tinubu's mucus
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Chief Nwachinemelu 👑
Chief Nwachinemelu 👑@odogwu_ogidi·
The first thing that will happen once Peter Obi enters Aso Rock next year is, the ministries will go on a strike against him for trying to sanitise and digitise the system, and closing every loophole. The National Assembly will threaten him with impeachment proceedings, if he doesn’t revert back to the old system. The Lagos-Ibadan media will instigate national protests, be on CNN with Amanpour to analyse how weak and wicked he is. Seun Okinbaloye will be bending neck like Turkey to ask “tough” questions he couldn’t ask current APC government. At the end of the day, the system will be sanitised and the criminals will be dealt with decisively. He has done it before in Anambra state, he will do it again at the national level. Go and verify. Peter Obi is coming!
Sir Nelson@Crypto_Diet

If Peter Obi wins the 2027 election, his first 100 days would probably shake Nigeria in ways many people are not ready for. Not miracles. Not overnight change. But visible disruption. Here are 20 things most likely to happen early: 1. Government spending will reduce aggressively. Expect fewer convoys, fewer luxury expenses, fewer unnecessary foreign trips. 2. Ministries and agencies may face serious audits. A lot of hidden contracts and inflated budgets could suddenly become public conversations. 3. Subsidy discussions will return immediately. Nigerians may face short-term pain before any long-term structure appears. 4. The naira might react emotionally first before economically. Supporters will celebrate. Investors will watch cautiously. 5. Some politicians who survived on “connection money” may suddenly go quiet. 6. Young Nigerians will become unusually hopeful again. Social media energy alone could change national mood temporarily. 7. There’ll be strong resistance from powerful interests inside government institutions. 8. Expect tension between old political elites and a reform-driven presidency. 9. Federal appointments may become less “godfather based” and more competence focused — at least publicly. 10. ASUU, universities and education funding may receive faster attention than usual. 11. Nigerians abroad may start reconsidering returning home if policies look stable. 12. Corruption cases could increase dramatically in headlines during the first months. 13. Some governors may suddenly become “friends of transparency” overnight. 14. The civil service could experience pressure to digitize operations faster. 15. There may be attempts to cut waste in National Assembly spending, and that alone would create national drama. 16. The stock market may respond positively to stability signals, especially if foreign investors regain confidence. 17. Fuel prices may still remain painful initially, which could disappoint people expecting instant relief. 18. Media attacks against him would intensify heavily once reforms start touching powerful pockets. 19. Nigerians would become more politically divided online than ever before. Supporters and critics would clash daily. 20. The biggest change may not even be money. It may simply be Nigerians feeling like leadership is finally trying to look responsible again. A New Nigeria is Possible.

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Adekunle@jokerike·
@PeterObi You were in Cape Town on the invitation of your ibo brethren but you are painting it like it's one African summit? Are you ok sir?
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Peter Obi
Peter Obi@PeterObi·
Earlier today, I arrived in Cape Town, South Africa, to take part in the Spier Dialogue 2026, an important event centred on the future of Africa and the urgent challenges facing our continent and the globe. The Spier Dialogue occurs at a crucial time as Africa grapples with significant issues in governance, democracy, economic inclusion, urbanisation, migration, and leadership. However, it also highlights the vast opportunities presented by the energy and creativity of our young population. As leaders and stakeholders gather from various regions, I look forward to partaking in insightful discussions, especially as I have the privilege of addressing attendees tomorrow on policies geared toward growth. Africa’s future should not be characterised by poverty amid abundance or by division instead of development. It is time for us to transition from consumption to production, from divisive politics to politics built on competence and compassion, and from mere promises to tangible progress that serves everyday citizens. Upon my arrival, I had the opportunity to meet with the Nigerian community in Cape Town for a heartfelt discussion about the recent challenges affecting African expatriates in South Africa, resulting in over two hours of fruitful dialogue. I remain dedicated to advocating for a New Nigeria and a New Africa—one where governance genuinely serves the people, where the youth are equipped with education and opportunities, and where leadership is founded on integrity, service, and sacrifice. A New Nigeria POssible. -PO
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LEGENDARY J.O.E
LEGENDARY J.O.E@LegendaryJoe·
SENEGAL - PROPER CONTEXT For those seeking context to the Senegal comparison I made here. Now, follow me attentively: Shall I Begin? Senegal's government delayed full fuel subsidy reforms because of fears of social unrest and political backlash. You see, Nature is generous - perhaps too generous - for she has evenly distributed, across every society on earth, a proportionate measure of the headless mob. An unrepentantly ignorant and vacuously loud population of empty irritants - people who rise like rabid dogs the moment reform knocks on the door, who violently insist the status quo be maintained regardless of the damage it does to them, who will bark at the surgeon and defend the tumour. We have the Obidients in Nigeria. Senegal has its own chapter of the same miserable franchise. The young President of Senegal feared their rage. Worse, he grew addicted to their cheap applause. He enjoyed walking on the streets, playing table tennis by the roadside, bathing in their deafening chorus - all while his weak populist policies quietly kept fuel prices low and long-term development on the altar as a permanent sacrifice. The man who eats without planting - his abundance has an expiry date. He postponed full fuel subsidy reforms expected in early 2023 all the way to late 2028. Even partial reductions in diesel subsidies triggered earthquakes of political tension. The Senegalese equivalents of Atiku and Peter Obi - the opposition figure Ousmane Sonko - riled up the public to resist even the mildest reform. They found the young President weak, addicted to cheap popularity and political correctness, and they exploited every crack in his resolve. Where has the populist agenda taken Senegal today? Senegal is currently facing perhaps the worst fiscal and debt crises in modern West African history. The numbers are severe enough that analysts now openly compare aspects of it to the Greek debt crisis. ● The Debt: A Nation Living Inside Its Own Grave Senegal’s public debt is now estimated at about 132% of GDP in 2026. Nigeria is roughly 50% or far less. WAEMU regional ceiling: 70%. Senegal is almost DOUBLE the regional limit. But, the President is young, strong and healthy. ● The Hidden Debt Scandal: Borrowing in the Dark Audits uncovered roughly: $13 billion in previously undisclosed debt. Senegal is in so much economic crisis that it had to be borrowing secretly. That single revelation shattered investor confidence, shocked international lenders, triggered an IMF intervention, and froze Senegal's entire IMF support programme. The IMF suspended a $1.8 billion lending programme because the country's fiscal numbers were found to be - and I use the technical economic term here - shameful. ● The Growth Collapse: Africa's Former Star, Now Flickering Senegal was once among Africa’s fastest-growing economies. Growth figures: 2025: about 6.7% 2026 projection: just 2% Far below the Sub-Saharan African average of 4.3%. Nigeria is 4.4% by the way. Every sector in Senegal now bears the bruises of that years-long performance of false kindness. The very people who craved cheap fuel - who chorused for it, who marched for it, who cursed reformers over it - are today the worst casualties of their own demand. They are at the receiving end of the underdevelopment that subsidy addiction constructed, brick by painful brick. The road paved with cheap populism has a very expensive destination. I hope this explanation helps your confusion. Good Morning Severally...
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LEGENDARY J.O.E@LegendaryJoe

WE COULD HAVE BEEN SENEGAL TOO Shall I Begin? The night before the dawn of 2022, Nigeria had already written her own obituary - the budget told the ugly truth our rulers were too shy to admit. Nigeria initially budgeted for N443 Billion for fuel subsidy payment. Before the year shut its eyes, the government returned seeking an additional N4.39 Trillion Naira. Ten billion dollars. For appropriate context: The entire national budget for year 2022 under review was N17.3 Trillion. A staggering N4.39 Trillion of that was budgeted just for an unproductive, wasteful and retrogressive subsidy regime. Approximately 20% of our national budget squandered just to sustain an expensive lie of a cheap fuel to earn the applause of a largely ignorant population. For a more effective context and this is where it gets interesting or should I say annoying: The budgetary allocation for: Health - N711B Education - N1.3T Infrastructure (Transport, Works, Power, etc) - 1.45T Housing - N500B COMBINED - N3.97T But Fuel Subsidy alone was N4.39 Trillion - Far higher than the 4 most critical sectors of the economy combined. The rot was more expensive than the remedy. The poison was better funded than the cure. Generation after generation, we fed the trap and called it governance. By 2023, the calculations had grown obscene. N18.4 Billion per day. Not for teachers. Not for surgeons. Not for asphalt or electricity or the crying farmer under a failed irrigation system. Just - fuel subsidy. Every single day. Madness. No wonder our Universities were poorly funded and went on strike for a cumulative 59 Months between 1999 - 2023. No wonder our infrastructure decayed without renovations and reinvestment and no federal road was motorable. No wonder our hospitals became glorified mortuaries due to poor funding and inadequate investment. No wonder km long fuel queues consistently plagued us. No wonder State governors became professional beggars going bowls in hand to the Villa for bail outs just to meet salary obligations. No wonder that even at the height of our oil prosperity, we still couldn't record formidable achievements. Until a true leader emerged and did what cowards catalogue as impossible. He took the bull by the horns - bare-handed, in broad daylight, before a nation that had mistaken poison for provision. He damned the consequences. Risked the applause. Staked his re-election on an altar and courageously pulled the trigger. He removed the subsidy. And with that singular, seismic, long-overdue act - he did not just balance a budget. He lanced a boil that had been festering for four decades. He healed the nation of its fastest-spreading cancer, even as the patient screamed that the surgery was the disease. Without that decision, Nigeria today would not merely be struggling. Nigeria would be a cautionary tale that other cautionary tales whisper about - worse than Senegal. And yet - it was Senegal who got the young president. The photogenic revolutionary. The crowd's favourite. The one Twitter fell in love with. Good Evening Severally...

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WUDI@WudiSnipper·
@instablog9ja That’s a systems that is working. The uk can even give you a loan for dressing properly. That’s the Uk for you !! 🫣
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Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
“UK banks gave me loans based on my educational background, not on collateral” — Peter Obi
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@instablog9ja Every single ObiDiot need to have his head checked. How do you follow this kind of dumbass so blindly?
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@Officialchike Chike now farming engagements as music career takes a nosedive. At least women would engage and find him Elon chop money
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Chiké@Officialchike·
Bro Codes!
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@instablog9ja Except a 3rd party who is a neutral witnessed the incident and can confirm it, believe a woman at your own peril especially when it's a matter of love turned sour. The senior man fit don catch am in compromising situation and she won't go down without dragging him along
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Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
Police Uncover Shocking Story of Lagos Billionaire Oil Mogul Caught With Lover’s Used Pad Hidden in Pocket Amid Rit¥al and Fra¥d Claims A bizarre scandal is rocking Lagos after a prominent billionaire businessman hid his lover’s used sanitary pad inside his pocket during a visit to her Ikoyi residence. According to Vanguard, sources claim the businessman, said to be a major player in Nigeria’s oil and gas sector, had dated the woman for over seven years, funding her luxury lifestyle, trips, and even buying her a house in Lagos. The shocking incident reportedly happened earlier this year when the businessman visited the lady while she was on her menstrual cycle. After he left, the woman discovered that a used sanitary pad she had discarded in her bathroom bin had gone missing. Suspicious, she reportedly called him back and confronted him. Though he allegedly denied taking it, sources claim she searched his bag and found the used pad hidden inside one of his pockets. Terrified, the woman suspected rit¥al motives and fled for safety after locking up the house. The drama reportedly escalated when the businessman attempted to reclaim the property he had gifted her by forging ownership documents. The woman further claimed that associates of the mogul later broke into her apartment and carted away valuables including a Range Rover, a 2024 Lexus RX350, $50,000, ₦10 million cash, and jewelry worth over £20,000. She also alleged that property documents originally issued in her name were fra¥dulently altered and re-registered in the businessman’s name through compromised officials. According to sources, the woman and her family have since faced thr+ats and intimidation, forcing her to flee abroad while seeking legal action. The matter is reportedly under investigation by the Special Fraud Unit (SFU) in Ikoyi, while the businessman is said to have gone into hiding.
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@Cynthiauju2u @realdoyeni @KelOnovo I've seen men who did all these yet their wives were d polar opposite of submission. One of them who is a neighbor & friend cried the day he was pouring his heart out to me & i was simply confused as to what exactly women wants. I think finding a submissive wife is just pure luck
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Cynthia@Cynthiauju2u·
@realdoyeni @KelOnovo Nah...no reasonable woman will say that...you lead me right and love me well...you won't need to ask me for submission before I do so...I can do anything for a man who treats,leads and love me well...so what's the chaos for??
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Kelvin Novo@KelOnovo·
How do i tell Nigeria men that submission in marriage depends on how you lead as a man. A lot of Nigerian men today are fighting harder for submission than they are fighting to build an actual home. And I genuinely don’t understand it. Ask many men what they want in a wife and before anything else before peace of mind, before partnership, before a woman who actually wants to build something with them you’ll hear “submission.” What’s this obsession with submission.
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline

I want a wife who works and is submissive — Teddy A.

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Glorious God
Glorious God@GloriousGod01·
1. Learn cybersecurity now. That skill will change your life for good. The field still has few skilled people, so get a professional certification and sell your services aggressively. Learn with platforms like Coursera and Udemy. 2. 30 percent of your income must go strictly into savings. Commit to this for at least 10 years and you will see a massive difference. 3. Buy a car before you even think of building a house. The connections, approvals, trust, and opportunities that come with owning a car are impossible to get from a house. Especially if you are into business, a car puts you far ahead of your peers who are still jumping buses and climbing okada. People rush to build houses because they are less informed. 4. Instead of buying one plot of land for 10 million naira and spending 90 million naira to build a house, buy 10 pieces of land and hold them for 10 to 15 years. You can easily make 500 million naira or far more, depending on the location. 5. Not everybody will make it in business, but many will win through smart investments. Invest in government securities, money market funds, stocks, and land. 6. If you are in your 20s or 30s, forget about building a house right now. Rent a good place and invest 3 to 5 million naira in mutual funds. That single move can cover your rent for years. Take the money you wanted to waste on a house, put it into business. If you do not know how to run a business, buy lands in developing areas and invest the rest in money market funds. In 10 to 15 years the results will blow your mind. Bonus tip: If you have rich friends who can lend you up to 100 million naira that they do not need urgently, invest it in mutual funds or government securities through your bank for one year. Collect the 18 to 20 million naira return, return the principal to your friend, and repeat the process. Stop trading your future for temporary pride. Stack assets aggressively. Invest first, build later, and build bigger. The compound effect is real. Start today. Above all, love God.
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Bro to Bro: Share a financial update🤲

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Adekunle@jokerike·
@FabrizioRomano I sympathize with Arne Slott. The pain is too much. He would get over it with time.
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨 Arne Slot: “I congratulate Arsenal on winning the league, Mikel and his staff did a tremendous job”. “But they have been a different champion than last time, it's first time in 30 years 40% of goals had from set pieces!”. ⛳️ “Luis Enrique said they are the best off the ball in our league — and I agree”.
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@Giftinnocent17 @HonitelHQ The tweet is talking about when they are tired of you and how they pass the message. This isn't about likeness or anything. A woman can even allow you in her space for 10 years as long as she still vibes with you. The tweet is about their actions when they no longer want you
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@Big_wind 💪🏻@Giftinnocent17·
@HonitelHQ This isn't entirely true, if you meet a woman that truly likes it loves you she doesn't mind you staying in her house for a week or even more, unless you never met women who truly liked you 😜
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HONITEL👑@HonitelHQ·
I like women a lot. And one of the things I like about them is how ruthless and selfish they are when it comes to what they want. I saw a controversial tweet on the TL where one lady asked why men are obsessed with going to a woman’s house, and a guy quoted it with, “I’m not gonna lie. It’s so much easier to leave your home than it is to get y’all to leave ours.” So here is the thing: there is no universe where a woman will allow you to overstay your welcome at her house. She will not cuddle your feelings. She will not mince words. She will give you only one hint, and once you don’t get it, she will straight up tell you to leave because she needs her space. It is men who will be lying about having meetings, going to work, giving 101 hints that they want you to leave. Women don’t have time for that BS. It doesn’t matter the kind of relationship she has with you, if you spend more than a night or, at most, two nights, the irritation on her face alone is enough to tell you that your stay is no longer welcome. It is the same thing they do when they no longer like you or didn’t even like you from the beginning at all. A woman who doesn’t like you will reject you in the most strict and obvious manner, but men, on the other hand, will be feeling bad and trying so hard to be subtle about it so she doesn’t feel bad. Women don’t have time for that. No matter how ruthless you think you are as a man, you can never top a woman’s ruthlessness. They know how to choose themselves unapologetically. Learn from them.
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@YulEdochie By the time you communicate tire and she refused to change, you even brought in 3rd parties to mediate and she 'll rather double down on what you are complaining about, what next? Beat her to stupor? Nobody go tell you
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Yul Edochie@YulEdochie·
Men, don’t keep malice with your wife. You’re the head of your home. No matter what your wife does to you, have a one on one conversation with her about it, tell her your mind and iron things out. It might be her fault or she could be reacting to something you did to her. You can only find out when you communicate. Weak men avoid difficult conversations. Real men discuss issues no matter how tough they are. Communication is highly essential in marriage.
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Officialhcm@ImOfficialhcm·
Communication is important, yes. But too many people confuse communication with tolerance for repeated disrespect. A marriage cannot survive on one person constantly “understanding” while the other avoids accountability. Real maturity is not enduring anything in silence. It is knowing when to communicate, when to set boundaries, and when enough is enough.
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@Prema_Chinweze @yabaleftonline Oh...this whole thing is no longer about a CHEATING HOUSEWIFE but a single lady going for a random knack? Same demography that has been doing everything to exonerate a promiscuous wife are now bashing a SINGLE woman for sleeping around. Nigerian women i doff my hat o
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Prema@Prema_Chinweze·
I almost believed her till I saw the chat😂😂😂😂 You dey save married man number with THAT emoji? See as the conversation dey move and you say it was a “decent conversation”😂😂😂 You agreed to go to a married man’s house for 10m, without any plan of having anything with him? Abeg wear me diapers gimme feeding bottle
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YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
"That b***h played y’all" — Lagos baddie reveals Frank Edoho’s ex-wife, Sandra, used his phone to lure her as she shares her side of the story. Open 🧵
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@Big_marvis His dumbness is on another level. Obi shouldn't be allowed anywhere near where important decisions are being taken. His thought process is too pedestrian for that
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Akinwumi@Big_marvis·
If Tinubu wasn't a candidate & it's just Atiku & Obi. I will vote Atiku of 120 years. Obi is not fit to be a primary school head boy
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Adekunle@jokerike·
@NigeriaStories Someone that couldn't bring Catholics and Anglicans together as governor? Someone that couldn't unite party members but have to ditch them and run away when problem arises? Obi must think we are all ret@rds like the ObiDiots
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Nigeria Stories
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories·
“We are not a united nation; my primary goal is to bring Nigeria together,” ~ Peter Obi says
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