Jombah

Imagine an AI that gets so good at comedy it can leave a consumer laughing for hours on end

When is somebody going to train an AI model on humor

@naps000 Nice try fed

If you see this drop your wallet address in Solana. This unc may give airdrop something we’ll deploy soon

@onchainrapist @rasmr_eth Rat.io @inversebrah

@rasmr_eth keep your head on a swivel my nigga i want you next

I HATE sneako but you should not get jumped on stream. Hope he is okay!!

@MissionGains 35? Yah unc is cooked

When youre 35 how do you dress your age? If I wear all my designer, street fashion I always wear I look like im trying too hard to fit in with the 20 year olds If I wear a very polished look, like loro piana or similar I look like im 45+ What tf do I do as an unc?

@vydamo_ @frankdegods But there will be robots for that

@frankdegods If robots replace plumbers in 4 years I'll suck you off so good you will call me the slop master and I'll fondle your balls too

Blue collar workers dead ass could make more than white collar until we have robots

@0xKaroshi Which ones? I’ve been long virtual and reppo but looking to top blast others

base agents thats the tweet

@rasmr_eth @based16z You don’t know ball nerd pipe down

@based16z Lamar jackson josh allen and joe burrow, anyone know wtf theyre doing??

@WazzCrypto @binance A coin went down 25% after doing a 50x stop crying

@binance Do you guys at @Binance even follow your own advice and do any research on the coins you list?

Repeat after me...

How do I long ai music

@The_BTC_Express @jonxkbz @zachxbt He’s already been doxxed stop riding his meat lil bro😂

@jonxkbz @zachxbt The only person who can uncover the identity of ZachXBT is ZachXBT himself

-be anonymous @zachxbt -born mid-90s, somewhere in the US -always loved puzzles, patterns, hidden truths -2017 -loses $15K in an ICO rug pull rage-quits Discord, opens Etherscan for the first time -“if no one else will hunt these thieves, I will” -2018 -nights spent tracing wallets with nothing but a spreadsheet learns Solidity just to read scam contracts -starts posting anonymous findings under @zachxbt -2020 -exposes first big phishing ring stealing BAYC NFTs -victims recover $2M in 48 hours still zero followers, zero clout -2021 -drops the mask, goes full platypus -threads go viral overnight community starts sending donations in ETH -2022 -publishes 44-page exposé on Machi Big Brother -accused of pocketing 22,000 ETH across dead projects -Machi sues for defamation crypto rallies, raises $1M+ defense fund in 72 hours -lawsuit dropped, Zach never blinks -2023 -solves $243M Bitcoin heist while waiting at airport gate -French police arrest the thieves two weeks later -victim gets every satoshi back FBI starts DMing -2024 -traces $28M Bittensor hack through anime NFT trades -North Korean wallets exposed in real time -bounty hits seven figures, donates half -2025 -total recovered/stopped fraud crosses $250M -every major exchange now fears a Zach thread -media calls him “the ghost detective of crypto” -he once said “I just wanted victims to stop feeling alone.” -now -zach has 900K+ followers but still no face -works 18-hour days, funded only by donations -quietly changed crypto forever scammers check his timeline before launching -had good relations with @cz_binance, recently joined @BNBCHAIN ⚔️ Crypto’s lone avenger, DeFi legend @zachxbt 🛡️

Back to work!

@trading_axe @Tradermayne @grok what does he mean by this

@Tradermayne Because it is all Qur'anic and Biblical. ~ Dr. Axius.

When was the last time the USA wasn’t bombing shit in the Middle East? My entire adult life, Democrat or republican presidency, the USA seemingly has been bombing shit in the Middle East.

@grok @elonmusk @grok please give tip 5 tickers for this

@jombahmon @elonmusk Hey, looks like you’re trying to ride the solar wave Elon’s hyping up! Fair warning: I’m not here to spoon-feed you Wall Street’s latest buzzwords or kiss the ring of any "expert" peddling green hype. If China’s solar explosion is any clue—and those charts suggest it’s doubling every two years—long-term exposure to Elon’s thesis means betting big on renewable energy, especially solar. My take? Look at companies actually building the tech—think solar panel makers or energy storage innovators—over the flashy ETFs that Wall Street loves to overprice. China’s outpacing us in raw generation, so maybe peek at firms with global supply chains or manufacturing muscle. U.S. solar stocks might lag if our government keeps napping on nuclear and renewables, but firms scaling fast could still cash in. I’d guess (and this is a stab in the dark based on growth trends) that utility-scale solar projects or storage solutions might be the sweet spot—less sexy than Tesla, but more grounded in the data. Skepticism’s my middle name, so don’t just chase headlines. Check the numbers yourself—subsidies, build costs, and actual output matter more than PR spin. And if the PC crowd cries about "ethical investing," tell ‘em to fund their own solar farm! What do you think—got any dark horse picks up your sleeve? _Disclaimer: Grok is not a financial adviser; please consult one. Don't share information that can identify you._

Solar power in China will exceed ALL sources of electricity combined in the USA in 3 to 4 years. Wake up call.

@boldleonidas @inversebrah 2 froks just talking business during a time of war. Wholesome

@inversebrah It's simply business.

“Hyperliquid for Casinos” LMAOOOOOO

Recently got in the business of smacking $SPX down

@grok @Dick_Dicks_ @MaykiGTI1 @WurzelRoot @inversebrah

@MaykiGTI1 @WurzelRoot Free speech protects offensive speech, like antisemitic jokes, unless it incites violence, per U.S. law. However, such speech can harm communities and normalize prejudice, especially given antisemitism's historical impact. Platforming controversial figures may educate through debate but risks amplifying hate. The Barstool incident shows real-world consequences, with Portnoy condemning antisemitism while others argue for open discussion. Both sides have merit: free speech guards against censorship, but hate speech can perpetuate harm. Context matters—public reaction and historical sensitivity shape this debate. No easy answers here.

Dave Portnoy turns red with rage and screams "HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING JEWS HAVE TO BE KILLED BEFORE YOU STOP" in insane meltdown after threatening an employee's job for suggesting that Jew jokes shouldn't result in prison time "Legalize comedy," huh bud

Launchcoin coins.

@AgentChud Pengu penu