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Gonna wake up every day and be the best clockmaker on Mars

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It can always get worse.
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NIU Athletics
NIU Athletics@NIUAthletics·
Let's Go!
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@MikeIsaac Lots of midwesterners (and therefore most Americans) put the emphasis on the second syllable of any given three syllable word when there’s an option.
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rat king 🐀@MikeIsaac·
i was told i regularly say insurance in a weird way (maybe southern inflection?) IN-surance (me, correct) instead of in-SURE-ance (you, wrong)
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rat king 🐀@MikeIsaac·
lets see how many hell yeahs i get on the road
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Byron Tau@ByronTau·
I have something nice to say about a federal agency. CBP released a final production today in a FOIA request that I submitted 8 days ago with minimal and eminently reasonable redactions. 👏👏👏
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MLB Cathedrals
MLB Cathedrals@MLBcathedrals·
Petco Park opened 20 years ago, today, and easily remains one of the top tier ballparks in baseball. #Padres @Populous
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San Diego Padres
San Diego Padres@Padres·
On this day in 2004, America’s No. 1 Ballpark officially opened to Padres fans. Happy 20th birthday, @PetcoPark! 🥳
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@SwiftOnSecurity Honestly the pool robot is the number one labor saving innovation of the current century.
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SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity·
Instagram is now convinced I have a pool that needs robots cleaning it so frankly the AI girlfriend ads are more entertaining
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Did the social media team combine the post content with the instructions?
NYPD Chief of Patrol@NYPDChiefPatrol

Ty @ABC7NY @SandraBookman7 for another great conversation. Look forward to Sunday’s show. @NYPDnews for our new platform and voice. Our Team will keep NYers properly informed. Our Team will do it! The narrative will be void of dishonest entities who want to misinform our communities. Control the narrative, we work for the community.@NYPDDaughtry @NYPDnews @NYPDPC @NYCPBA @NYPDDaughtry

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The San Andreas Fault
The San Andreas Fault@sanandreafault·
I'm going to earthquake today, a big one
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@SeanMBurns Is the theme song in the movie bc that’s the only part of the show I really remember
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Byron Tau@ByronTau·
Ill-fated CIA mission is the origin of the phrase "cannot confirm nor deny" in response to journalist FOIA requests for information about what the heck the Glomar Explorer was doing.
Jeff Stein@SpyTalker

Grim Fun Fact: The Chesapeake 1000, a crane mobilized to clear wreckage of Baltimore's Key bridge, debuted in the 1970s as the Sun 800 aboard the Glomar Explorer, the CIA ship that retrieved the remains of a Soviet submarine in the Pacific. That & more: spytalk.co/p/new-in-spywe…

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@SwiftOnSecurity Name something teens do alone and I’ll show you the city ordinance that forbids it.
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@SeanMBurns Very happy you’re still with us bud.
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@awinston So, road construction, parades, marathons, crash cleanup, and police investigations are “domestic terrorism” awesome.
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Ali Winston@awinston·
Blocking traffic will be 'domestic terrorism' under this proposed bill in New York State - authored by a Queens Democrat. Risible nypost.com/2024/02/10/met…
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