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@TalkingWolves @SkySportsNews Wtaf 😳

🚨 #Wolves have agreed a deal to sign Kieran Trippier! The 35-year-old will sign a two-year deal with the option of a third. Confirmation of the deal is pending a medical, which will take place when Trippier returns from holiday next week.  📰 @SkySportsNews | #WWFC

@LeeHurstComic Bbbbbbut you might hurt their ickle feelings

I keep banging on about it, but pay them a full week’s minimum wage salary to do community work or skills training. If they refuse to do it, give them nothing.

@BenGreenJeru And wolves

Former Rangers and Scotland striker Kenny Miller with a rousing speech before Maccabi Tel Aviv beat Hapoel Beer Sheva in the Israeli Cup Final on Tuesday night. 🙌🇮🇱🏆

If you think Russia was justified in invading Ukraine you are not fit to serve in Parliament. British values mean defending sovereignty, freedom and the right of nations to govern themselves without foreign aggression

@BohuslavskaKate The man is a repulsive pig, a liar and should be in prison

Former UK PM Tony Blair: Every day in April, Putin lost more forces in Ukraine than UK did in both Iraq and Afghanistan. We're talking about different mentality. I don't think UK government is foolish saying we have got to be prepared for possible conflict with Russia in future.

@narindertweets Bett she loves the red arrows tongue punching her shitter though

CAROL VORDERMAN has just dropped a video on Instagram publicly calling for Robert Kenyon to apologise and calls him a "creep". She goes on to to say he doesn't deserve to be in Parliament or Reform. I personally think he thoroughly deserves Reform as they do him.

@The_TUC Hardly foiled, they’ve not given you money for your wierdo gathering, seems like a win to me

Reform-led Durham council cut off funding to the annual Pride celebrations. So trade unions launched a fundraiser to save it, eventually raising more money than was cut. Which means this year's Pride will be bigger than ever. In the 1980s, the LGBT+ community raised thousands of pounds to help striking miners and their families. When we stick up for each other, we can achieve anything.

@YvetteCooperMP but you’re buying Russian oil, make it make sense

The Kremlin will not evade our sanctions by hiding behind crypto networks and shadow financial systems. The UK is tracking down and shutting off financial lifelines that sustain Putin’s war machine. New sanctions will prevent safe havens for those enabling Russia’s aggression against Ukraine.

@EdwardJDavey Post office scandal

While Farage pockets millions as a "reward" for Brexit, the rest of us are left with soaring energy bills, political chaos and a broken economy. He only cares about himself and his wealthy donors. It is up to all of us to make sure he never becomes prime minister.

@MarkOrmrod Going to the actual bookies once a year for the grand national and then sitting in the pub with my mates clutching that piece of paper that is hopeugoona pay for the day out

Do you miss it?

@jk_rowling honest question, how on earth do you put up with all the shitty tweets ppl send you without absolutely destroying them on the same platform, I don’t think I’d be able to be as restrained as you seem to be, I doff my cap to you

@kingkapoor72 Fuck me we live in a clown world

British police at their best 😂 The driver beeps her horn to avoid an accident. The police then stop her and confirm she is being reported for court over “inappropriate use of the horn.”

It is the same temperature that it was 82 years ago because of climate change. Obviously.

@MarkOrmrod Poland, because it’s fucking mint

If you could move anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? 🌍🌍🌍

@PulaRJS You’re right it has, rapists and paedos going free, freedom of speech curtailed, hate speech from Labour MPs and hate marches being allowed to protest through London calling for all sorts of wrong doing. The country is in a state and the ppl that are supposed to run it are silent

Reform is proposing the deportation of 2 million people - including people legally here. "Politically it feels quite clever doesn't it," says Trevor Phillips, and leads a discussion that revolves entirely around whether it is affordable and practical. These are people who sweep our streets, look after disabled people, keep the care sector functioning. People who work incredibly hard and are invariably very badly paid. People who have families, lives, hopes, dreams. Without whom the economy simply wouldn't function. This country has arrived at an appalling place.

@AlexBallingerMP Sounds amazing, perhaps you can tell why I’m so fucking skint then

Take a look at how this Labour government is tackling the cost of living. Real change, that makes a difference to real families.

@Bob529318659533 @NickBuckleyMBE 🤣🤡

@NickBuckleyMBE We do need Burnham to win. Then we’ll get a proper socialist Labour government to lead us into better times. Vote Burnham for a brighter future.

I’m really worried that Andy Burnham might win the Makerfield by election and destroy the country. For the sake of the people, I am begging Reform UK to stand down. Please put the people first. This is no time to be playing politics! (Do you see how stupid this sounds?)

@Artemisfornow @DominicFarrell But vote at 16, it’s somewhat laughable. If i didn’t laugh at their craziness I’d fucking kill myself

Oh great … Lammy wants criminals under the age of 25 to be treated as CHILDREN. So if a 24 year old sexually assaults someone, it’s because they are just a child and didn’t know any better. This is going to work out so well isn’t it? Utterly bonkers 🤡

@QcWynter Normal folk (those that aren’t mentally ill) should start making complaints about being asked these fucking retarded questions, turn the table on the fuckers

I visited a friend in hospital yesterday. Opposite was a lady in her '80s. A nurse asked her a series of questions, one of which was "were you assigned a different gender at birth to the one in which you now identify?" Her fruity response was so funny, whole ward was in stitches.

@BohuslavskaKate The girls at work wore theirs today, they looked lovely

Happy Vyshyvanka day!