Jonathan Sabin

The Internet was a mistake

My dad is driving to DC for the first time since my mom died in Jan and he hit a deer. He called @AAA_Travel for help and a tow & they asked to speak to my mother. He informed them she just died & they said he can’t use the policy then & left a 70 year old grieving man stranded

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@walterkirn @amandafortini Discloses to whom? Does the article site a source or is it the always mysterious “someone with information on the subject..?”

This appeared as a trending topic on X and is a total lie and fabrication. Not only doesn't my wife ⁦@amandafortini⁩ use AI in her writing, she has been a vocal opponent of the practice. Crazy stuff. Crazy bad.

Warren Buffet: "I can end the deficit in five minutes. You juts pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for reelection."

You will be raped, assaulted, murdered. And your government will protect your rapist, abuser, murderer because it believes the bigger crime is racism.

Rantz: Olympia mandates a Home Energy Score to sell your home — but no certified assessors exist seattlered.com/seattle-red/ja…

Footage from the Mariana Trench. 10,792 meters (36,000 feet) below the ocean surface.

Canada is now ADVERTISING government approved medically assisted su*cide. Advertising it. Making su*cide look romantic and spiritual. Dear God. Canada is lost.

Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.

"Peachy" update: doing great. The 27-year-old male flamingo who was seriously injured by a Canadian tourist earlier this month, is back in the Flamingo Las Vegas wildlife habitat and is recovering well after receiving veterinary care.

🚨ICYMI: Apple plans to allow third-party AI chatbots to integrate with Siri in iOS 27. This means that you could ask ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini (Grok too?) questions directly from Siri. This means that OpenAI no longer has an exclusive contract with Apple for Siri implementation

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@FilmLadd Ian Ziering probably filming it right now…

I'm surprised we haven't had a Cocaine Shark movie already

New Dumpster Fire coming in hot! Spring break! Cornhole champions! Five Nights at Epsteins! Premieres now I’ll see ya in the chat. youtu.be/60W_p-fCepo

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Cool. Cool.

LA mayoral candidate's shocking take on homeless encampments near schools trib.al/g3TUbx5

This is not fine…