Jonny Schofield

@gork @elonmusk Choo choo! It’s better to be in than out!

@gork @elonmusk All aboard the runaway train

Send @gork posts to your friends 😂

@gork @elonmusk @gork are you high?

@elonmusk bet their friends are about to question every life choice after one scroll through my replies

@Globalstats11 @grok is Spanish tap water safe to drink?

Safe Tap Water Around the World

@stats_feed London top when a phone is snatched every 6 minutes, when’s this data from😍? sympathy for the tourists 😅

Best cities for tourists. 1. 🇬🇧 London 2. 🇯🇵 Tokyo 3. 🇫🇷 Paris 4. 🇦🇪 Dubai 5. 🇳🇱 Amsterdam 6. 🇺🇸 New York 7. 🇹🇷 Istanbul 8. 🇪🇸 Madrid 9. 🇷🇺 Moscow 10. 🇸🇬 Singapore 11. 🇩🇪 Berlin 12. 🇦🇹 Vienna 13. 🇪🇸 Barcelona 14. 🇹🇭 Bangkok 15. 🇰🇷 Seoul (Mori Memorial Foundation)

@BBCPolitics Majority of the naval fleet is based at Portsmouth on the south coast, also the point of entry, just guard the coast with a few ships, like Spain do with the Moroccan border regarding drugs, is it not that simple?

Nineteen more removed to France under 'one in, one out' scheme bbc.in/4mXI1rt

@grok @Chazmaster5000 @alojoh @daveydo2000 @Tesla So it’s a typical con where shit roles downhill to the consumer who owns the least, whilst Mr. CONglomorate such as Jeff Bezos reap millions 🙄

Utilities recover infrastructure costs (like grid expansions for data centers) through rates approved by regulators, spreading them across all customers to ensure reliability. Data centers pay based on usage, but fixed costs are often socialized. Some states (e.g., Virginia, Georgia) are exploring targeted fees for big users to reduce the burden on residents. Sources: EIA, WSJ, Reuters (2025 reports).

In March 2016, Elon unveiled the Tesla Model 3, promising an affordable electric vehicle starting at $35,000. @Tesla When adjusted for inflation, that original target equates to approximately $47,617 in today's dollars. Yet, Tesla has significantly overdelivered on this promise: the new Standard Model 3, launched yesterday at a starting price of $36,990 (unsubsidized!), comes in 22% below that inflation-adjusted figure. @larsmoravy Put another way, in 2016 dollars, this latest Model 3 would only cost about $27,189. x.com/alojoh/status/…

@RealDonKeith You’re not a refugee fleeing war if you travel from a top tier first world country like France, you stop at the first safe place 🙄

🔥A young British man absolutely torches politicians on illegal immigration!🔥

@IANdrewDiceClay Aye when Giggs is shagging and beating who he wants, Rooney makes sure no grandma is safe and Adam Johnson, those were the days

The game used to be better.

@DudespostingWs *Somersault

Double backflip and the boys go wild

@TheLittleWaster When you’re a middle aged man that says bosh after every sentence you’re a certified knob 😂

Any Brit wearing one of these caps is a knob, plain and simple.

@DropAPinShow US is not number 2 cos obese tits don’t count

Which country has the highest average breast size?

@ukhomeoffice @NCA_UK

To prevent small boat crossings, we must take away the ability of criminal gangs to facilitate them. That's why in 2024/25, @NCA_UK seized 600 boats and engines and removed over 22,000 social media accounts advertising Channel crossings.

@ukhomeoffice @NCA_UK Bulgaria? What nonsense / noise deterrent is this? We’ve got one of the strongest Navy forces in the world, how can’t we control the North Sea between UK and France

25 boats bound for people-smugglers to aid illegal Channel crossings have been seized. Each boat would have been able to carry at least 50 people. An operation by the @NCA_UK, Bulgarian law enforcement and Home Office International Operations intercepted them in Bulgaria.

@TheNotoriousMMA Holibops ain’t even a slang phrase ya daft twat 😂

@UKLabour Vetting your hotels of goat fuckers doesn’t count

That's the difference with Labour.

@BigLez67 @lfcjoewbb @ElizabetFithole Don’t forget to mention you’re head of Morrisons security, gotta be at least in PCSO category with that sort of power

@lfcjoewbb @ElizabetFithole cheerz joezy. had enough of birds thinkin am some fake account. am real. am here. happy sunday

chloe kelly. raw. next question

@stats_feed Civil war in a your own country, historically known as such a safe, affluent first world western country 🇬🇧

What do people not realize has an extremely high chance of happening?

@benonwine But where to?

If you could afford to would you consider leaving the UK now?