yore black friend?

@earthcurated Back to back world war victories... yore welcome europoors

“What’s one thing your country does better than everyone else?”

@adamcarolla lmao... never realized the plunge router was like the blue bandana in the left pocket ... throwing mine out in the yard as I type... thanks for the great laugh

Hey @grok what animal did this skull belong too?

Kick them out of the SEC

@3YearLetterman This can not stand

@wasthatcourtney @PerryALPHA is gonna be delighted about this I believe

Oh uh oh

@andyleitermann Congrats to you and lyds brother

Sour Patch Kid #2 is born 😮 I'm a double-dad!

@Cockadoodle_Boo @3YearLetterman 👀

I heard @3YearLetterman just got season tickets

@sourpatchlyds @DonutOperator Congrats lyds

@DonutOperator Don't let my husband enter, yesterday he randomly guessed the time our baby would be born and he got it down to the minute and I can't handle that kind of luck more than once 😭 😂

Who’s ready for the R2FU give away?

@fleccas Great epi boys

🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!🚨 Republicans Sabotage Texas with “Legal Immigration” - EP 343 WATCH HERE: youtu.be/lT14aSlGzSE

@BradWCAttorney @unclegarytrucks This is my aunts house... id down a backflip off the roof after the keg stands... howd I miss you guys?

@unclegarytrucks This is my favorite mother-daughter duo we’ve brought to a family function. And that’s saying something.

Its not every #year you get Lucky enough to bring a hot date to family Easter

@PerryALPHA @NickAdamsinUSA Im having the same problem down here in south Louisiana perry... you arent alone in noticing this

@NickAdamsinUSA When Biden was President, every time things got "hot and heavy" between me and a woman, she had a penis With Trump in the White House, the only penises I am seeing are on MEN

President Trump says America is the hottest country in the world. He's right.

@RichardRatBoy1 @fleccas Watching the epi now boys ... thanks for all you both do

@fleccas Warm weather means one thing in NYC. The guinea pig boys are OUT

🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!🚨 Diversity Brings New Culinary Experiences to NYC - EP339 WATCH HERE: youtu.be/vOfEOCVcTn8

@Lukewearechange This is the way

hahahah this case is hilarious

@presbenfranklin @DSPetolicchio Samsquanch

@DSPetolicchio That is a picture of Sam Losco.

I would love to view this. This is one of the most impactful potential shake ups in cryptozoology history.

@RichardRatBoy1 Preach ratboy

My reaction when I’m in Daytona beach and the environment shifted after a bunch of Clown Cars rolled up

@SolipsistNomad @Schwalm5132 Sorry mate... we arent fluent in europoor... keep tweeting from your flat without air conditioning about a country who saved your asses with back to back world War victories

@Schwalm5132 So even Japan no longer qualifies as your "true friends"? Every one rejects you. And you don't even consider the possibility that YOU are the problem! That's fascinating.

We are not an empire. We are a powerhouse all by ourselves. One thing you find out when you get older is who your true friends are and who are the people just riding your coat tails. In my opinion, I'm appreciative to every country who has shown their true colors because we have been saying "we are friends" with them for far too long. If you have ever had a moment like this, then you totally can appreciate what is about to happen next. Here's to the true friends that show up to help bury the bodies, no questions asked. 🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺

Very odd that Iran has a gay President before the US.

@Grand_handsomer Im hoping your peach trees are doing well... I dont know why every thinks your peen is tiny... its probably ok and no one would laugh

Best time of my day @akirathedon