Joni Kimzey

@Fecta23 @otis @Bbirk87 Not everyone can have as sophisticated a palate as us, @Fecta23

@Fecta23 Amazing work on those hard-fought miles, Chase! It was awesome seeing you guys out there a couple times along the way. Also, how are you tweeting vs sleeping?!?!

@otis I hope you gave them the ol’ “I’m trying to buy my wife a nice bottle of wine for her 40th birthday dinner” sob story

Just got denied buying a bottle of wine at the store.

@otis @justinsane98 Waking up at 2am to Palpatine’s voice coming from downstairs is what I would call a rude awakening ...

@justinsane98 Our tv did it twice when our remote batteries were low a few years ago. Looking it up, it turns out low batteries in the remote can trigger it on a tv. Waking up to Episode 2 of Star Wars at 2:15am was... surprising.

In the middle of the night last night - my iPad, which was asleep and charging, started playing Disney+ (which was the last thing it was doing before being paused and put to sleep). Any ideas on how this could have happened? I’m stumped.

@eleanorpd You have been an amazing and hugely impactful member of this special #datafam, Ellie! So grateful to have been able to work with you over the years. And, excited for you in this next adventure!

#DataFam, I'll always be one of you. As of a couple weeks ago I've left Tableau, where I've done work I'll be proud of for my whole life, with people I'll love always. News on the new gig soon. But meanwhile I remain a #DataGeekForever.

@otis @ryanpeeler More like quoting along to it the ENTIRE MOVIE

@ryanpeeler So many good lines. It’s been awhile since I’ve watched it as @jonikimzey got tired of me laughing the entire movie.

@otis So many questions. In what context?

A kindergartner quoted Scarface on my daughters zoom class call today. I laughed, but I’m going to be keeping my eye on him for the next 13 years.

So proud of my daughter and husband! #pandemicstartup

@otis Yesssss!!!!!!

@jonikimzey A great crossover thread of two of the best shows on tv the past few weeks.

@otis WHOA 😬

Prayers up to my friends in West Seattle. 😬

TBT to a past @Tableau Bootcamp alongside @007Vogel. Love the chance to talk with our new hires. Speaking of: Tableau is still hiring! Check out all the opportunities & rt to share with your network. tableau.com/about/careers

@agasthya1 Buy whole wheat kernels on amazon ... throw in vitamix. If this weekend’s grocery store run yields empty flour shelf again it’s going down.

@jonikimzey And?

Things I have googled today: how to make flour in the vitamix

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@otis @Fecta23 @BBirk87 true story

@Fecta23 @BBirk87 I think it’s right up there as probably 1b (along with Bottlerocket) for movies @jonikimzey doesn’t like watching with me as I laugh/or try to quote at almost every line.

@otis 😂😂😂! Next year!

@jonikimzey I guess this is why I couldn’t book him for Valentines Day!

@otis makes my blood boil!

We’re not talking about Wimbledon. We’re not talking about Roland Garros. We’re talking the #USOpen where fans are yelling throughout matches that don’t stop til 2 in morning. And “thief” is just too much for the chair umpire to take for this sacred game of tennis. 🙄

@AmandaFoltz best news! ❤

@otis 😂😂😂

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