Jonny Molyneux

@GeoffShreeves In the premier league?.... no he hasnt

Declan Rice has won more games this season than Bruno Fernandes has played in.

Reports are coming through that there will be no VAR in the premier league this weekend due to the entirety of Stockley Park going to collect their medals at Arsenal's trophy presentation.

No-one does it like him. Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

@Casemiro @ManUtd We love you Uncle Cas! We will never tire of seeing you at this great club! We hope to see you here again in some capacity! You will always be welcome at home! ❤️

@SamJDean You dont win awards for playing more games than someone else you absolute idiot

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@AlternativeMUFC I was crying out for a "he lives in you" montage, featuring Uncle Cas and Kobbie after Kobbies goal.... think i would have actually cried 🤣

29.04.2008 🚀

@FA_PGMOL Just a reminder that youre a bunch of corrupt cunts that couldn't even referee a game of rock paper scissors properly. "Paper beats scissors and red card to United"..... pricks

@premierleague That cant be possible...theyre all fucking shite

Seven Premier League match officials will officiate at this summer's FIFA World Cup ⬇️

@NUFC_Fanatic Theyve Just shown a replay.....its the most blatant showing of a yellow card ive ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

Officials have just said the 2nd yellow doesn’t exist now so ugarte isn’t sent off… what the fuck has happened to football

@DanHasAPodcast my mrs has just broke my Cup..... do you have any left...? Failing that can you just have a fucking word and tell her to stop throwing shit in the sink?

@PLMatchCentre you lot are corrupt cunts too!

@FA_PGMOL corrupt cunts

Are we going to get clarification from PGMOL on why harry maguire gets sent off for brushing his arm across someone but Amad doesnt get a penalty for being assaulted?

@sambillings @TheTransferOne There is no "for me" involved in this.... the objective truth is Rooney.... every day!

@TheTransferOne Rooney for me. Loved watching Neymar but if you’re going to war Rooney was a different beast. People forget that he was genuinely world class in various positions.

Go on then…. Settle it… Rooney OR Neymar ⬇️⬇️

@paddypower Hands down the best paddy power content....maybe ever! 🤣

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What happens when Man United finally win five in a row? The United Strand is on a mission to stay relevant… 18+ GambleAware

Never a red card.....little rat rolling round like hes been shot

@MrStephenHowson @MrStephenHowson nobody is paying for it....if you read your latest email from the club, WE are paying for the budget! Another 5% raise on tickets! What are your thoughts ste?

These prices are insane - no one’s paying that for probably any of them